Dew it.
Dew it now, faggot.
Dew it.
Dew it now, faggot.
I make posts on Yas Forums subtly trying to get people to dox themselves so I can put them in a cage.
You are op
my job:
>wake up in the morning
>go to work
>do the work
>go home
any guesses?
Faggot?
bingo
I control got rocks that power the floating cities that control our oceans
Winner
I change glowing orbs for people that record fake acts.
I cook liquid glass so that the monkeys downstairs can coat other glass with it
I replace the batteries in the machine that generates your simulated universe, powering your entire existence
I take care of things in big metal cabinets so belts and rollers can move yellow plastic things full of stuff people buy online..
Gaffer?
Optics/glasses manufacturing?
Unpack boxes and tell retards that don't know how to read where to find things. Drink cough syrup on the days I get scheduled for anything more customer oriented because of course they don't expect you to do the job you applied and were hired for. You gotta learn 3 or 4 people's jobs just in case someone quits or calls in sick.
Well, if you pick up beer on the way home I'd say you were a landscaper.
Stockboy.
Handy man?
Nope, team member.
I lift heavy thing. I put heavy thing down on table. I walk back and do this again and again until I go home.
Vibrators salesman
I guess what happens to machines hooked up to cables and look at three twerking lines all day, occasionally get a call by people who don't know shit about what my job is and complain when google fucks up. Also underpaid as shit.
Feed the worms and mealworms. Turn the rotting bins. Boil some stuff. Fill some plastic bags.
Allah?
I type so that others can make phone calls
PC tech support, but I don't believe you.
You don't type with an Indian accent....
shake hands with criminals all day long.
get yelled at all the time.
have a lot of close-quarters conversations and almost everybody has stinking breath.
make $64,255 a year.
Telephone Relay Operator (TTY)
Prison guard
Me and people touch things in front of thousands
Working at minimum pay in Germany. Yes, I exist.
This is what you get If you don't want to gut yourself with an 80+hours/week job.
Banker
Musician?
Just grind it
Grind it a little more
Grind that section right there
Something with steel fabrication. Pipelines?
They don't shake hands with the prisoners.
I help people find the right button on the remote
Iphone batteries
Finisher or blade sharpener.
A/V tech.
nope...
i wear a suit and i have a secretary, though they call him an Administrative Assistant.
i have almost no supervision and received almost no practical training.
i used to be a criminal myself but now, not so much.
mKE SHIT LOOK PRETTY
Add some bump and I'd guess Burlesque Dancer
I stick my penis in several places.
Close. IPTV tech support for a national provider
Not even sure how I can badly say I order milk for grocery stores.
Even though it's LoL job, it pays very well
Turd polisher
Male escort or Congressional Page
Lawyer.
Politician of some sorts...
Hell, I wish I were a Congressional Page.
Dicksucker
I use a computer to make buildings.
Architect
i'm going to need you to be a little more precise...
game designer
Architect using some sort of CAD software.
Criminal defense.
Public Defender
I doodle teeth for the learning impaired
Dentist to the Tards?
i pretend to care about what my supervisor told me while they pretend to care about what the manager told them and we all do our best to do the least amount of work possible while standing around laughing at weird looking people and gawking at attractive people. i had a take a class online that costs a couple hundred dollars for this job