Secrets, secrets, and damn secrets

I've put dick in my mouth b4 and no one knows

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>It's the same idiots.

I think she is being truthful.

I think she is being honest.

I snuck into my friends snapchat when his phone broke and saved all his girlfriends nudes. Felt horrible, deleted them all

I was texting while driving in a school-zone today. Luckily, it's Saturday, so no kids were around.

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Timestamp or you're full of shit

I once stole my friend's sex tape and replaced it with some random sports championship highlight reel he had nearby. Went home with a few beers and watched it with the boys, no homo. My friend's girl found out the tape was gone when they went for the old in'out while watching themselves fucking on the tele only to find out someone stole their tape. She dumped him on the spot, poor bastard. Not too much later, he developed a mean heroin habit because he couldn't handle the pain. I couldn't tell him not to do it since I am on and off the stuff myself. It didn't take much time at all for him to become a junkie, lose most of his possessions, become sickly, OD and pass out face down in his own vomit. His funeral made me and the boys pretty sad, but we mapped out a retirement plan that kind of involved fucking over some powerful people being it was our whole "one last job" shite. It didn't work out so well, but I ended up being able to ditch the worst of the lot with some extra dough, a nice job, a hot underage girlfriend, and even had enough in reserve to help out my lovable, but potato-like friend. I guess the overall lesson in this is that being a voyeur, especially one that likes to document it, can kill you.

When I was in Year 5 (about 9 or 10), one of my classmates/"friends" got a new book and was showing everyone it before PE started

Idk why I did it but when everyone went off to start class, I stayed behind to rip it up. No one ever found out it was me. I felt this immense feeling of gratification when he found his book in shreds

I still think about it sometimes to this day and how ashamed I am at the fact that causing other people in my life misery just givesme even the briefest feeling of satisfaction

I'm a piece of shit. But hey, who on this site isn't amirite