Al/ck/ thread? al/ck/ thread, cause fuck /ck/ mods, those cucks

al/ck/ thread? al/ck/ thread, cause fuck /ck/ mods, those cucks.
Whats everyone drinking today?
Slammed 750 mL last night and slamming another today cause life is shitty

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what u drinking nibba
me some whisskey

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I'm gonna grab an old english 42oz. I don't drink often but i like the taste and it gets me drunk

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cheap vodka, cause its cheap, less of a hangover than dark liquor, and cause i got work tomorrow night

wine because I'm a classy faggot

enjoy your headache and diabeetus.
when they cut off your foot can you send me it so i can fulfill my foot fetish

bleh. ol english, but hey whatever floats your boat. if youre ever in wisconsin try some new glarus. best beer ive ever had, especially spotted cow.

I have extremely small, soft feet you'll love them bb

'preciate ya xx

I'm on about 400ml of whiskey. First time drinking in 3 weeks

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Give me good music and movies please

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Going up the shop for a bottle of wine soon.
Would usually buy 3, but I've only got £5 which sucks shit.
Being an alcoholic sucks, it's barely worth drinking unless you're getting 30+ units down you in a session... drank a whole bottle of rum 2 nights ago and didn't feel a fucking thing.

You're so ambition, aren't you? You know what you look like me with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube, with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you aren't one generation from white trash, are you, agent Starling?

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What does your father do? Does he stink of a lamb?

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dark side of the moon, whole album from start to finish with good headphones, preferabbly with a good headbuzz/weed/acid
apocalypse now

where do you live?
for 7 usd i can buy 750mL of cheap vodka, buy cheap hard liquor if youre worried about cost vs taste

Listened to dark side of the moon many times. I'll listen to it again
Just watched Apocalypse now a few days ago. Right now I'm thinking about watching saving private ryan. Is that good? It looks too emotional for me

you can buy 1900ml of cheap vodka for $12 where i live. drink up sonny

>what is fleschmans
same here, im in the state of alcoholics, good ol wisconsin

Drinking this becausr it's cheaper than a mexican donkey's piss. I work retail and dealing with obnoxious boomers screaming about toilet paper is killing me.

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I once ate a liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. fthftfhtfhthfthfhtfhhtfhtfhth

Why don't you tell them to wipe their ass with paper towels? Fucking boomers. Just use them for your own amusement, but be careful not to get fired. They are as dumb as dogs

tell me about it, we only got like 8 confirmed cases in the whole state and every time i go to a store all the meat canned goods TP soaps etc, gone.blows my mind how much shit is going on
they let all the huber inmates out till further notice and everyone convicted of a non violent crime is just getting a pending court date

are they seriously buying loads of toilet paper before water or canned foods?

paper towel will fuck up your pipe system really good. shit will clog more than a log from andy sixxs bog

Coffee with Baileys bc early still

Good morning user. Cheers mate

Yes. We got a full semi truck of tp at 7am. By 830am it was gone. Its fucking lunacy, man. And they come in hacking and coughing, dropping tissues on the floor wherever the fuck they are when they wipe their noses and shit. Im glad this is targeting older folks because holy shit. At least it'll kill the shitty ones. The chill old folks are at home fishing.

Yeah same man. The amount of idiocy this entire situation brings out is truely staggering

Cheers fren

Where are you from? Australia? Japan?

Hawaii.

Aloha

Are you frying up some spam for breakfast? Just kidding. What a beautiful place to live. Are you on the big island? I hope you are far from the drug addicts

The better question is why the fuck does Hawaii have an interstate.

Lol. Maybe they have floating cars

Aloha
I made an omelette but fucked it all up including the spelling I think
Good fuckin question

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theyre buying it all dude, went to 7 diffrent groceries just for regular grocery shopping out of everything

/ck/ is objectively the worst board. there are almost no recipes and tastes of the anons there is as if they were forever 12.

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I went to basic training with a samoan. Dude played for University of Hawaii and he was fucking MASSIVE. It was insane. He was going reserves and had a customer service job at an insurance company. Dude had to have tailor made fatigues so i can only guess what people said when they came in to complain about something pand they see brown Mr Incredible in the cubicle. Are native girls as qt as the older sister from Lilo and Stitch?

Not OP
They are beautiful, brown skinned angels, and they know how to cook

What final fantasy is that girl from

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This place is the melting pot of melting pots. Every kind of mix ethnicities you can imagine. Some are beautiful and some are tragic

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wash ur hands user

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Brexiteer scum, fantasy ruined

Black and Tans (Guinness and Harps)

rolling

This bitch out here looking like Chelsea Manning. please tell you didnt jerk off to this off brand sex doll come to life.

Fuck, I've already seen the machinist. I'm going to watch into the wild or silence of the lambs

right now im kiling a bottle rose-wine + pic

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into the wild is one of my favorite movies
the book is great too

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That settles it. I'm watching into the wild. It really is a great movie and an even better book. Thanks user

The protag of into the wild is so unlikeable, though. A dude who has it all and decides to go granola for some fucking reason and chokes to death on his own hubris.

Kin enda man... They still do Harp?

Love Sams club vodka. $14 for a 1.75 here. I drink that or Svedka. Just bought a 1.75 for $20. Dinner with the in laws, then its boozy time

Bell's, Old Rosie and, now, Magnum - original Jamaican recipe. The times are good. But ropey

Very nice list. Funny Games is a great fucking movie

Its not bad, man. Im tempted to try their 1.75ml rum next but the vodka has been so good to me it would almost feel like cheating.

Money doesn't buy happiness. Look at elliot rodger

Fuck, I haven't seen that movie in 10 years. Thanks for reminding me

True, but Into the wild could be summarized as a bored millionaire seeing a post on instagram about someone summiting everrest then going and dying trying to climb it.

been drinking old fashioneds for the past few month. elijah craig is my choice of whiskey. helps to cope with the one who got away

True, I see your point. The issue is that without guidance, people can do dumb shit, regardless of wealth. This is why it's so important for young men to have strong male role models, but sadly, most of them don't. Women can be real bitches sometimes

Its almost ironic that the hyper masculine male figures in a wealthy boy's life will be absent due to working 80+hours a week chasing that opportunity. capitalism rewards the individual but pretty clearly dooms the offspring to being completely incapable of fucking anything.

Story of my life