ITT IRL BOSSES

just take a fucking shower, why are people so fucking obsessed with stocking up on toilet paper? Food is so much more important

>drops a match
bye lol

You know you are surrounded by plebs when the baby wipes are left untouched.

people always think about their asses first, there is no greater fear than running out of toilet paper

plus, if you buy toilet paper, it will be used, it's not like canned goods prepping where it might sit in your storage forever

>Taking a photo of a picture on your computer
Jesus christ

What's this granny's net worth right now you think?

this nigga knows what's up.

>Food is so much more important
no, bottle caps are

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Americans shit a lot and their thought processes are so primitive that they cannot fathom the concept of not necessarily requiring toilet paper when they shit.

>he isn't infecting himself on purpose by eating at every Chinese restaurant he can to build immunity
Lmao

What's with these histerical normies and toilet paper? I'd understand if it was for example, water or first aid stuff, but why do they rush to get toilet paper off the shelves?

ameritard/10

people who re-contract die twice as often

>BOSS OF HOMOSEXUALITY
>”NICE TO MEET YOU IM OP”

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Yeah, I think Americans are gonna have to take the L on this one.

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>he isn't infecting himself and then going into every synagogue and flying to israel to infect more
cringe

I keep wiping to this guy

They say other people doing it and tp running a little low so they just had to get tp. Its a chain reaction of pure retardation

2x of 0.1% is still nothing m8

>europoor boss
>lets everyone from outside their country rape their women and children
>eternally cucked by the EU
FUCKING LMAO

They bought out all the hand sanitizer, then the hand soap, then the toilet paper, and I am guessing water cases next. I was at the super market yesterday and most of the meat was sold out too. People are panick buying everything, even though there isn't anything to worry about. Mind you the area I was in has no cases of the virus, just people panicing.

israelis already have a vaccine, you will never hear about jews getting corona

until you're one of them

why toilet paper?

'sup, Pajeet

Its the currency after systems fall

So poor people can have fun too

>They bought out all the hand sanitizer
Fuck I hate these people. We actually need that shit at work, and they are now rationing it out to individual groups because of delivery shortages.

>American boss
>Country is 60% non-white and counting.

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literally same here. Can't even buy 2 weeks worth of chicken like I normally do because retards have swiped it all. The virus is nothing, it's the retarded people you gotta worry about

That's bullets

Ah yes, the boomer bunker.

>We actually need that shit at work
you're still going to your job? no homeworking measures?

Price for that shit went to 40 € in a shop near me because of that.

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of course the american has never heard of a bidet...

Well the work we do can not be done from home sadly. I'm still hoping for a few weeks of NEETing once it becomes more widespread.

Just use toilet paper and wet it. Why you want to spend five times as much money?

>An actual toilet paper frenzy
I know you guys meme on them a lot but america can be fucking hilarious sometimes

>euromutt mob
>weak furfag with no muscle mass that could be flipped in an instant

not everyone works office jobs

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Stop spreading this redditor misinformation. You don’t get re-infected. People were being discharged with faulty test results. The gooks are retarded. It’s impossible to lose antibodies in a few days. Go read a book.

This isn't a natural disaster retard. Your water service isn't getting interrupted.

Why hasn't Africa, the middle east and poo in loo India been fucking wiped out by this virus?

And don't say "muh warm climate". There's fucking nobody infected over there. Warm climate wouldn't stop it 100%. And those shit holes would have zero chance of quarantine any epidemic virus

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>"white" American
>Is within the growing minority of his country.

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>I know you guys meme on them a lot but america can be fucking hilarious sometimes
It's not just in america, here in Spain toilet paper is out of stock in many supermarkets and i have yet to see one that doesn't have it out of stock.

>show up to work
>store already busy as an afternoon on a holiday at 9am
I hope people are done being retarded by monday when I have to come back.

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because nobody goes there

100% homosexual

>It’s impossible to lose antibodies in a few days
you don't develop any

The stuff is spread through people infected with it. For that to happen there need to be people who actually go there from other countries. Who goes to africa or india? And the middle east is already pozzed thanks to iran.

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Iran is pretty much fucked at this point

Why are europeans so fucking obsessed with america. We're literally all they think about. What causes this mania, is it jealousy?

wouldn't it be great if one of these peoples houses burned down

THEY SEE ME STROLLIN

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>think everyone panicking about corona and buying toilet paper was just another thing to laugh at americans about
>go to tesco
>toilet paper shelf near empty

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The #1 spreaders of this disease so far have been rich old people who love traveling. Not a lot of them go to India or Africa.

Based retard

it could be for all we know, but large parts of those regions don't have the infrastructure to test and report virus cases

SOMEONE has to have travelled to one of two continents

>wake up
>American TV
>American movies
>Browse American sites
>Use American social media
>complain about America due to lack of culture

But seriously, did someone tell people to stock up on toilet paper? It really makes no sense

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Good. I want then wiped out. It's good that a basic flu could kill tens of millions of them. We don't need 2 billion aids niggers.

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Because no one is running to those shit holes en masse. Every developed nation hamstrung by open borders NWO sycophants has to deal with China intentionally spreading disease so everyone else has to find a solution for them.

Today I found out it's international, I thought it was a japanese thing.

>be loud fat ass
>why are people so obsessed with me

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muh corona

businessinsider.com/wuhan-coronavirus-risk-of-reinfection-2020-2

>thought it was just an amerilards thing
>no toilets papers in canada/quebec either
wtf

There was a temporary shortage in parts of china because they used the paper to make masks.
And then everyone was like "oh fuck TP will be gone" and loaded up for the next five years.

Americans are hive-minded. One fat fuck had to clear out a shelf after eating some Taco Bell (American cuisine) and then everyone else followed suite believing it had to do with the virus.

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>boss makes clones of himself

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Happening in here too

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This might make sense to you because you have autism, but most people don't fixate on things they don't like all day every day. I'm willing to bet you go on Yas Forums and engage in gay erp with other eurotwinks.

Friendly reminder that corona virus is 6 times more infectious than the flu, has a lethality rate of 14% and is a bioweapon.
If you're not prepping right now for the doom to come, you're a huge retard. People wouldn't panic over nothing.

Finnish people heard americans were doing it and started panicking, it's all a giant hive mind

How to spot a Yas Forums tard

It's happening pretty much everywhere though. There are loads of videos of Australians and Brits getting into fights over toilet paper

>People wouldn't panic over nothing.
yes they would

Make sense.

absolutely OBSESSED

Funny how the rest of the world is so obsessed with America that anything America does everyone else follows suit.

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>People wouldn't panic over nothing.

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>dark souls character creator

>Yas Forums
mods are acting retarded again

based mods

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M00t mimic

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>NOOOOOOOOO I WANT TO SHITPOST ABOUT UNRELATED SHIT IN THE VIDEO GAME BOARD ONLY

Yes. How could you tell?

no now we can post corona chan titties

>Yas Forums
Cunny

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TP mage trash