ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THE TOILETPOCALYSE

ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THE TOILETPOCALYSE

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I've gone paperless.
Shower head's right next to the toilet.

Got a bidet, couldn't care less.

I should make this thread during American hours

is she preparing for her next car wreck?

I went with rice, beans and fuel personally.

based

And these are the exact type of idiots that don't cover their mouths when they cough or wash their hands after they use a public toilet, but 100 rolls of toilet paper is seemingly a priority.

>I should make this thread during American hours
No thanks, we don't need to hear how you terrorists squat over a hole in the floor and wipe your ass with your hand.

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these fucking idiots buying toilet paper instead of actual supplies are fucking morons and deserve to starve during an actual quarantine

I went to my local store for the sake of seeing this in person, and it was a joke seeing people running around shoving people getting whatever was last on the shelves over something that may not be that bad.


Avoid places where there is large amounts of people, yet everyone is at the store, oxymorons

kys

She can vote

NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS, thats how I roll

>TOILETPOCALYSE
its poopocalypse, nigger! everyone is shitting their spine out rn.

toilet paper is the essence of life

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I work in a general supply warehouse. Janitorial, paper products+. People are going fucking insane, buying every disinfectant and toilet paper we have. Our nights are 3x as large now. We haven't anyone new for the shipping department for years because we settled on a happy number that gets us all 40 hours a week.
We're now working 60+ because of the panic, and it fucking sucks.
Upside is, our vendors are limiting supply, so we're selling out of everything people are trying to buy, so the nights will get easier.. but once our shipments come in, the back-order apocalypse.
Fuck.

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same here lol my dad and i went for a beer run at our local wal mart and we were like "hey might as well pick up a few rolls of toilet paper and maybe some lysol spray" but lo and behold the beer was abundant but no TP or cleaning supplys

Hey you do know there wre other ways to properly clean up after yourself then just toilet paper that see actually cleaner right?

Whatever Mohammad

I'm talking about in Europe and Japan but hey be the racist troll you are. Starting to feel like summer in here

>I'm talking about in Europe
Me too

>troll
>I should make this thread during American hours
What were you saying about a troll?

>summer
Sounds like you're trying to sound like an old-fag, but truthfully, oldfags don't give a shit and don't bite that low-tier bait.
Racism? Okie doke.

lol you walked right into that one, nigger.

NIGGER

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I'm surprised no one is buying coffee. What will people do when Starbucks closes

>see upcoming short-lived artificial shortage being forced by herd mentality
>buy up so you can rack up during brief period when the shelves will be empty and herd who didn't join in beginning regrets it
>retire on TP money with your 100% efficient metabolism

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Be better off from that overpriced, burnt shit.

I bought toilet paper and processed to TP the trees outside the store. Fuck hoarders.

THE FUCKING SHIT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?! YOU SOUND LIKE FUCKING TEE
GOD DAMNIT TEE!

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typical hoarder family. here's their weekend shopping costco list:

2 crates of toilet paper (because you know, the darn kids)
10 gallons of milk (because the kids arent allowed to have sugary drinks, keeps them awake at night)
5 bags of frozen tyson chicken tenders (mom cant cook for shit)
96ct. of hot pockets (to supplement the tendies)
10 packs of kirkland bottled water (that each family member takes 3 sips of, then turns into countertop trash for the next 3 days)
20lbs of chicken breast (ya know because mommy is on a new fad diet)
etc, etc.

Total time spent there: 3 hours.
they make a fucking day of it.

Wong ton dogs are not meant to lick shit from anuses

>quarantined in house
>economy collapses
>all ur dirty tp clogs up and floods ur house
>water to ur house gets cut off due to economy

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water and power wont get cut off. this isnt world war z where people with coronavirus storm the power plants killing everyone.

oh hopefully that will teach them to stop using TP ?

just learned that america and most of europe uses toilet paper instead of soap and water because they have been brainwashed by christian garbage about touching your butt being immoral and unclean

now what is so clean about skidmarks and foul smells that i have no idea. it really doesn't hold to any scrutiny

fun fact: mentally retarded brazilians go a step further and let their shit stained TP sit on the trashcan inside their own homes

How can anyone rationalize this behaviour, what kind of moron do you need to be to think that you need hundreds and hundreds of toilet paper rolls?

I hope toilet paper ownership is directly related to corona deaths and we'll be freed from all these morons.. just die please.

>fun fact: mentally retarded brazilians go a step further and let their shit stained TP sit on the trashcan inside their own homes

Mexicans do this too. Made the mistake of using a bathroom at a mexican grocery store

The world is too safe. No longer are we allowed natural selection to take place. The dumb reproduce more dumb, so we're stuck with a world full of complacent, non-thinking morons.

NY checking in

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THIS

I didn't know covid-19 can produce diarrea on Americans lol

whos gonna run the equipment when everyone is quarantined?

All non-essential public servants will be let go.
Power and water is pretty essential, so they will continue working.....
fucking idiot.

>be the racist troll you are
Oh boy, looks like Tumblr is leaking again.

>so they will continue working.....
ya until they die from coronavirus

To expand on this, it is possible the military engineer corp would even take over if covid proves to be a major threat. We won't just let our entire infrastructure up and crumble. Our entire economy would collapse and it would mean an actual apocalypse for the entire country.

The Mexicans will. They always come to work and get the job done. All that hot sauce is high in vitamin c. They’ll be just fine

Yes, every single qualified person to keep things up and running will die.
You're either a troll or actually stupid. Either way, please commit die.

>I'm dumping USD

Meanwhile BTC drops in last 3 days as never before.

Buy it while it's cheap. Stocks fall every time there's a big panic because people are fucking stupid. I beef up my 401k every time there's a new "outbreak" during flu season.

Mexifag here. I concur.

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That's fucking sick. Get a bidet

these people need dragging out into the street and shooting, they make life difficult for everyone else

>diarrea
americans have regular diarrea even without viruses, shitting yourself is an american tradition like shooting up schools or your work place

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Hope exactly is this suppose to help with the Coronavirus? Shouldn't you be stocking up on food if a quarantine is coming? Who using more than 4 rolls of TP a month?

Shouldve stayed in school.

I’m doing this now. Dumping some cash into an IRA every couple of days as it plummets. Get the best bang for the buck

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Because every person that can run a plant is a retiree in a nursing home? You are truly fucking stupid. Quarantine yourself from the fucking internet dumbshit.