I'm bored Yas Forums

I'm bored Yas Forums.
Reply with something you want me to say. I'll vocaroo it as long as it's not too long.

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Also want to try my hand at voice acting, so think of what kind of voice you want me to do.
I have no experience voice acting btw. Just a bored autist.

say your op post in rick from rick and mortys voice

say i'm a dirty little nigger faggot, in your own voice YOU FUCKING DIRTY NIGGER FAGGOT!

Say "bollocks!" in a sean connery voice

no

I'm Xi Xinping and i am responsibre for this pandemic. Prease nuke us

no, that's actually racist

found the twink

I'm trying to get Rick's voice in my head but it comes out as fat albert instead.
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>OP delivers
Nice

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ok

"I am an attention whore and a massive faggot, I also want to kill myself and stream it."

say Fornite is the best skill based game ever created.
in morgan freeman's voice

damn homie do you need a hug?

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I'm proud of you, son.

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If you will bend and tell me that you love me

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I love Eustace from courage.

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bruh, why you gotta do me like that

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Can you say German words?
If yes:
Brenton Tarrant hat nichts falsch gemacht. Vierzehn Worte!

I don't know any German Herman.

Neither do I this was from google translate. Just read the text in Eric Cartman's voice

no because that guy was a fag

This render is the best thing in the world

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>ayo young nigger, want to poopsmoke butthash and get high as shit nigger as fuck with me cuh? This batch of butthash just gets you so much high as shit nigger as fuck like yo i’ve never been this high as shit nigger before
>no i’m not racist you fucking dunce, that’s how poopheads go about their habits... that pussy as weed cocaine or whatever gets you high and butthash gets you “high as shit nigger”
>get it thru your skull you fucking pansy, cause only real men poopsmokes that stercus flower goodness

"OP is a faggot"

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I felt like I was having a stroke reading that first part.
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>I felt like I was having a stroke reading that first part.
I’ve been trying to force this meme as an antagonistic drug community that rebels against all other psychoactive substance users by bragging that huffing their own shit is superior to anything else and only real people do what they do
Which is kinda ironic cause i’m poking fun at everyone in general because people are always trying to force their ways as “the way”

I dunno if that made sense but it’s supposed to be a shitty(no pun intended) form of satire

Oh and btw, i just listened to the audio clip about the butthash shitpost i made and i have to rate it
11/10 it made me laugh

Do your best dagoth ur impression

That's already a real drug called jenkem.
np it's fun to do this

*tink* *tink* *tink* Ladies and gentleman
Fuck niggers
Fuck spics
Fuck kikes
Fuck Jaannniesss

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I know it’s jenkem, except i what i’m going for is a fake “community” that shits on everyone else claiming that their shit stinks less than everyone else’s shit
Which is what everyone does to each other all the time on every single fucking subject there is

You fucked up
It’s:
>fuck niggers, fuck jannies and fuck nigger jannies especially those who are named Jenny

Shut the fuck up nigger

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That’s what you think, but what you don’t realize is that we are now in hyper-turbo illiterate irony-space where memes are emulsified in retardation to signify the big-PP implications of making such a simple yet justified argument in a world that’s hyper-complicated in memeology promoted by propagandists in the meta-culture

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you just gonna ignore me like that, after trips and everything?

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Lmao
Oh man I'm sorry I'm blind. I'll get you next.

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Greta Thunberg is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the UN climate summit after party. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her on CNN She laughs. I get my drink.
"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Greta Thunberg? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.
Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.
"Got a spare?" she asks.
"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.
"Conversation with me, duh."
I laugh.
"What's so funny?" she protests.
"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"
"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.
"What would you do if you weren't a climate change activist?" I ask.
"Teaching, I think."
"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"
"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
"Australia," I say.
"Oh wow. That's lovely."
"It's OK," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
"What could possibly be not to your liking in Australia?" she inquires.
"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

Not funny I didn't laugh. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.

Too long kong.

I have to make sure if a tree falls in my back forest and no one is around to hear a sound that I hear it so then I know you do hear a sound if it falls. I'm still trying to figure out the first step of the problem. Does it even make a sound if you are around to hear it?

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Say this:
I just had to shit and it felt really amazing, huge relief, I'm still tingly in my legs.

Just felt like sharing.

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thanks man

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np

nig nog drank all my egg nog

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Guns don't kill people - niggers do

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