I got mines

Stupid weeb thinks he's cool
You're not
Everybody thinks you're annoying but doesnt have the heart to tell you because youre so simple

But you do

people used to use corn cobs and pages from the sears catalog to wipe their asses. After the virus there will be bands of people in search of toilet paper, killing and stealing everyone in possession of toilet paper. There will be the great toilet paper wars of 2020 and regulators in charge of bringing toilet paper pirates to justice

Damn heb

u gonna get a clog, yo

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Sold? Stfu smh

I've got a hook up on some black market toilet paper in ohio. For the right price, I can have toilet paper on your doorstep by morning

Wow! Another Satanic trips!

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>serious buyers only

I'd only ask who the fuck isn't serious about a clean asshole in the end times?

No they didn't you fucking retard
Seeing a pic on Facebook saying corn cobs were toilet paper doesn't make it true, it makes you retarded for repeating it

BUT IT'S TRUE

A corn cob would feel good on an itchy ass hole tho

how much do you shit?

I'm about to put an ad up selling toilet paper tubes for $5 each.
Regards will buy it, and I'll make money from trash

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would?

how about does I've thoroughly confirmed this fact

󠛡 󠛡 󠛡tp tp tp

my grandma saved a bunch of these and we used them to make christmas tree ornaments

No, it isnt

Wow, I love toilet paper tubes

So instead of stocking on shitpaper you should buy ammo. That way you can simply take what you need.

lol he doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells

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Fuck man...
My family declared bankruptcy when I was young, but even we weren't that poor

By throwing bullets at people?
Good plan

My grandma would glue googly eyes to them and call them booby prizes when we'd play bingo

she made her bones in the depression

Does corona virus give you diarrhea or something? Why the fuck do you need all that toilet paper?

Remember not everyone is American and to go a step further remember more than 50% of Americans are pussies.

Yes it does also try to think what you will wipe your butthole with without it during a time stores might close

FUCK that!

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Most cases it will take like 1 month to clear so you only need tp for like 2 months, not a whole fucking year.

She made her money getting boned during the depression
The happy toilet rolls was her coping mechanism for her shame

Fire extinguisher type situation. Better to have and not need rather than scooting anus across the carpet like my chihuahua.

They wont be closed for a decade

I guess it beats fuckin for free like your grams but hey I aint judgin

Dumb nigger

Can I borrow your crystal ball plz?

yes it does

says the dirty assholed pleb

enjoy the apocalypse cuck

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No

Angry nigger

Sigh...(unzips)

That image is retarded
You're retarded for saving it
You're dumb as fuck for reposting it

its well known symptoms of the virus

aww bb girls upset about tp gate and her yiddle inability to cope with her genetically in superior family dying :'(

Not op however I have to use single ply due to the size of my septic tank. I live in a small cabin in the woods. There is good single ply though such as cottonelle ultra cleancare. Its as good as triple ply and it won't require me to have my tank emptied every year. Its expensive to get a pump truck out here. Have to ford a small river and drive a firebreak road to get here. Its like an hour-twenty from civilization.

>1-Ply
Someone likes fingering their own asshole

Ohhh dat good stuff

isn't it cheaper to just wash your ass?

thats going to wreck your toilet and maybe even your tank
all while making your asshole bloody

If you are truly in a cabin in the woods fuck TP you're set wipe your ass with squirrels or whatever but you're already 2 steps ahead

That would be a waste of a squirrel pelt. I can get 10 to 50 bucks per pelt depending on maturity and type.