Drawthread: Neaux Yu Edition

Thx for feedback I really appreciate it! I'll try to work on those!

ALEJEN A TOM HOLLAND DE LOS HOMBRES MAYORES

Everyone: *Talking about how they needed to find this video*

Me, a person with lots of Spanish culture: ESO BRAD

The tits are big enough coomer

Corona can’t even take out a 63 year old Tom Hanks.

Fucking weak virus. You’re all pussies.

I don't mean it like that. For an upper torso of that size, to make it work, bigger breasts would be the only way to disguise it's length. The tits themselves also need work, but I'm too lazy to go into that.

love how the video starts out with "ninoninininoniniNINONINININO"

Jigen: You've gotta see this
gives lupin the binoculars
Lupin: ASKAKSLDGSHHSHDPH

requesting her

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You play as Jill Sandwich, a young, nudist woman suffering from chronic anemia.

Just post ngmi next time

Claramente no es normalnque sueñe con el convertirme en Azrael, y cometer un dies irae al contagiarme voluntariamente del covid-19 y salir a las calles.
Pero me pregunto, si alguien mas piensa asi

llamenme cuck pero si trae comida a la casa que haga lo que quiera

In this apparently "classic" video game we see another occurrence of dishonest game design, right in the first level.
The game starts and presents you with an unwinnable scenario unless you read the game designers mind.
You don't get told what buttons do what, and there's like 8 buttons on the controller. I am an adult and I don't have the time to press those buttons myself, I wish the video game would respect my time and simply tell me what I should do.
After a couple of hours of crying in frustration I called my boyfriend and he told me I should try jumping. So I jumped up and down in front of my tv but the enemy (who looks racist, btw) simply doesn't let me progress. I broke up with my boyfriend.

welcome to the cumzone. only cum inside anime girls. quivering clit, double jointed pussy. fresh balls. elegant ejaculation. first the kiss, then the cum. my dick is in love with pain. co op cock torture. stuff my dick into a furnace. stitch my cock shut. pressure cook my greasy balls. cum blast me, and make it snappy. cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum.

What's all the cummotion? My dad fell into a cum shaft. My dad glazed my face with cum. Fertilize a baby with hunk spunk. Cum spunk in my trunk. Cum craving toddler. Cum drippin' cunt. Cummy Rae Jepsen - Cum Me Maybe. Cummy bottom boy. Night of the Living Cum. Nefarious cum mastermind. Cum makes me fearless. Cum crammer. Cock slammer. Cum slammed ya mum. Mail your mums pieces of my dick. Bazinga! Chug the cum, fug ya mum. Fuck my asshole full of cum.

Three little words: GET. FUCKED. NERD.

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draw this

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get mad user go drink cum to other thread cunt

Ugh, just saw this in another thread not 3 minutes ago...
Get a life.

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KILL YOURSELF, NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU, NOBODY WANTS TO TALK TO YOU, NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE. YOU'RE SUCH A DISINGENUOUS FUCKING SNAKE, NOBODY LIKES YOUR CUNTY SMUG ATTITUDE. WE ALL WANT YOU TO FUCKING DIE.
JUST END YOUR OWN MISERABLE PATHETIC LIE OF A LIFE ALREADY YOU FUCKING REJECT FURFAG.
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Requesting her what?

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Yes

UnderTwin - Cum in my ass brother

Requesting one of these three gals bent over a small table and fucking a pair of old, balding men; one from behind, one from the front; cheating on her husband. If you could split it into a multipart thing.

>First part shows the view from the side so you can see both men going to town on her. The old men commenting how her mouth and pussy feels so good. The man getting sucked off is the cameraman. Her moaning in pleasure.
>Second part is the view of the cameraman, asking her to smile for the camera as she's got a mouthful of cock and cum, making a peace sign for the camera. Bonus if you have her trying to say "I love you hubby!" with the cock still in her mouth and cum pouring from the sides.
>Third part showing her pussy filled with the other old man's cock, cum oozing from the sides and down her legs with a small bubble to the side showing impregnation.
>Finally, a fourth part that shows her lying on the ground, covered in cum all over, large amounts pouring from her mouth and pussy, mindbroken, gaping pussy, murmuring "more dick", "more cum", "fuck me more". With a caption saying 6 hours later.
Only parts 2 and 4 have a camera view.

Please ignore the guy who's being mean to people and yelling at people to draw the request. That guy is not the requester.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand HOXTON. The WANK is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of PAYDAY: THE HEIST most of the WANKs will go over a typical HOUSTON's head. There's also HOXTON's CRIMINAL outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal WANKlosophy draws heavily from DIEROGATORY BRITISH VOCABULARY, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these WANKs, to realize that they're not just SAD- they say something deep about 2 YEARS IN JAIL. As a consequence HEISTERS who dislike HOXTON truly ARE WANKAs- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the CRIMINOLOGY in HOXTON's existencial catchphrase "WANKA," which itself is a cryptic INSULT IN BRITISH I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated HOUSTONS scratching their heads in confusion as JAMES HOXWORTH's genius unfolds itself on their CUM STAINED COMPUTER screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have BURN MARKS ON MY LEFT FACE. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the FELLOW HEISTERS' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

2019: Gonna cry? Piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

I've always wanted to fuck a creeper from minecraft. The idea of my cock diving into its tight green chocolate starfish is my only motivation for day to day activities. Living even. The sheer possibility of it makes me lust endlessly to the point of which whenever I see even just the sole color of green, I get hard and must immediately fuck it or jerk off. I've painted my walls green, with little black boxes to more accurately represent a creeper. I have to paint a new coat every month or so- to get rid of the stains produced by my endless stream of cum that eventually turn my walls a creamy white. My pillows are green, I fuck them every night, putting a green fleshlight in between them while I search up creeper hentai. The scent of rotten cum fills the air in my room, fills my nose while I sleep. I don't care. It turns me on, and then I cum more. How would I fuck a creeper you ask? Firstly, I would come up behind it in the night, sneaking like they love to sneak on me. Oh how many times I've jizzed over my destroyed homes. Why? Because a creeper blew it up, and I would in turn imagine a creeper "blowing" me like that. When I sneak up on it, I will quickly "plug" all of its holes: my cock in its green ass, my fingers in its mouth, and the other hand on its throbbing green cock, ready to explode, it pulsates- I know this because I've watched them explode many times, and always notice that they are rock hard when they do it, and so am I to be honest.
I would fuck that little green piece of shit so hard while I jerk that dick off. I would come at least 17 times, but I wouldn't let that little green dick ever get soft I would jerk it so fast. When it finally cums, the creeper and I will explode in an amazing manner, filling the entire world with my jizz, and his green cum.
Pure ecstasy.

Anything

Hitloli non lewds please

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Can someone make a kawii illustration of the interaction with the little girl at the end of this video?
youtu.be/3-eM4IM-PfY

Requesting the perfect key lime pie

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That's not constructive in any way. No. That's literally pointless. Go back to /ic/ you crab

paging spitroast/vorefag

Whoever drew this pedo shit needs to get doxxed by the mods and executed with a shotgun

>he doesn't use namesync

Not spitroast fag but I'm the guy who was regularly requesting butt first vore (pic for reference)

Or is there finally someone delivering vore. If so requesting butt first vore.

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Lol how embarrassing

Requestin' this girl, entirely nude and hypnotized, coerced into getting fucked and eatenn alive by a large snake.
>She's riding the snake's dick cowgirl style, the snake cumming inside her
>The snake is coils up around her legs; its mouth open ready to swallow her head first
>Her head is inside the snake's mouth as the snake continues to swallow her
>The majority of her body is now inside the snake, only her feet are sticking out of his mouth
>The snake now has a bulging belly from where he swallowed her
>Same as last pic, except it's an x-ray view that shows her inside the stomach
>A 2-day later pic showing the snake with a slightly less bulging belly
>A week later pic showing the snake back to normal, no bulging belly, and with her remains shit out

Snek voore references: imgbox.com/g/RkqJY4UaWl

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You got a pet?

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No I just wanted him to come and shit up the thread

Requesting this PachiPuff's quality to be improved & colored. it is a fusion of JigglyPuff and Pachirisu. Draw a new one if you want.

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Reference but the JigglyPuff body & ears are pink like a regular JigglyPuff & the cheeks are yellow.

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yourhomebasedmom.com/perfect-key-lime-pie/

>basedmom

If you're taking requests:

Draw Yotsuba wearing an MF DOOM mask, if you haven't already done so before

Please and thank you. God bless

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Please annons. I need it

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Requesting a redraw of pic related in a more sexy look.

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that was a good pupper
i wouldn't give her up for a second if i were able to
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also, it's a hell of a nostalgia trip going back thru old drawthreads, even just a couple years past.

shit, that was the true spirit of Yas Forums. what went wrong?