Trips decides how I reply

Shes very unorganized
Idk either

Gas, Grass or Ass, you know the rules

Yeah, no, that’s what you’re supposed to reply.
Alternatively: Show me nudes and I’ll think about it.

Hitler did nothing wrong.

The price is anal.

Suck a big black cock and send me a picture

"gonna need a whole lot of sexual favors STARTING NOW if you want my fucking help"

Nudes or nothing.

tits or gtfo

nice

What is the favor that she is asking? it's unclear from your pic.

Rolling for the only valid answer

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Help with some project

she either wants OP to write her thesis or wants help in writing it. either waym OP is a beta and the girl's a bitch

"I'll help if you go out with me tomorrow night. My treat, of course."

Yeah if i was a beta I would have done it
I don’t help her and haven’t ever

rolling for one of these

I will make a deal with you. Be my bitch while I make the work your lazy ass can't.
Fuck me or fuck you.

i have an erectile dysfunction

Your ass on my face = your thesis.

“That’s cool but what do you think about niggers?”

444 get

I will in exchange for a picture of your tits

Hitler was right

Yeah, I can help wassup.
(If trips you actually help)

we're lacking trips

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Maybe but what's in it for me? I'll take cash or nudes, lady's choice.

Show me your tits and I’ll help you

Reroll

reroll

it’s been 8 years since Judy died..

This but never ask for nudes directly, you can get sued for sexual arrasment

If I can see m’lady’s breasts, then help I shall render unto thee

ROLL

check'd

also, rolling for show tits

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Reroll 2

>this just in
>OP is in jail because he asked for nudes

Reroll 3/3

Roll

One night stand and I make the work your lazy ass can't.
Fuck me or fuck you.

Reroll

oh shit you right, you can get some jail time for sexual arrasment considering she will have the evidence in her phone and then black mail you, play it cool OP and never mention sex unless she brings it on the table first

"I'll write it, but if you pass you have to spend the night holding me and stroking my hair."

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Reeeeeee

tell her to buy you 2 large pizzas from little ceasers

No problem, I'm working on a project myself and I've been having a hard time figuring out how I'm gonna do it. It's am art project, and I need a base of the human form to work with. Really all I need now is a picture of a female bust (nude), and a rear profile of the back, a profile view of a human hand (female), both back of the hand and palm, and the tops and soles of the feet.

If you can send me those, just in normal pictures with good lighting, I can use them for 2D rendering. I would just Google pictures for it, but I can't use any copyrighted images, nor can I afford to buy stock photos. I'm also pretty incompetent and don't think I could just draw up a female form.
So, yeah, help me out with this and I'll do your thesis.

For a price. What is your offer?

suck my dick, no homo

I've read the entire bibliography of Freud, Jung, Adler, Laing, Horney, Reich, and Fromm. How about you, Sunny Jim?

I've read my way through Kant, Schopenhauer, Heidegger, and as much as I could absorb of Husserl.

This informs my knowledge and understanding of male and female as archetypal qualities.

Against that you put, what... YouTube videos by Sargon? What you half-heard from a Fox News interview with some idiot evangelical while playing Fortnite?

This is why I stopped coming to Yas Forums. Nothing but slope-headed cretins, actual neo-Nazis, and subnormal middle school edgelords as far as the eye can see.

I estimate that I've read between 12,000 and 15,000 books during my lifespan.
But you got all that from owning an iPhone with Google on it, right Zoomer?

You kids are as stupid as you are predictable. I am well aware of the rabid anti-intellectualism among you Zoomer imbeciles which not only makes you dismiss actual expertise, but causes you to hold expertise itself in contempt.

Frankly, at this point I'm glad you kids are getting a dying world full of authoritarianism and misery.

It's what you deserve.

I'm middle aged, professionally trained in psychology, and the "weird field" you're talking about was being written about 50 years ago by people like Carl Jung and Wilhelm Reich.

But I know, you kids know better because you some some right-wing YouTube pundit make a video about it.

Ah, Dunning-Kruger.

REEEEEEEEE

Rollino

caesar*

wow I thought this was copy pasta
pls say it is

Reroll

Do me first, then I'll do you your favour.

Reroll

Ah yes, the only option.

reroll

Rr

Futa hentai

I'm bringing a firearm to our learning institution

Better not. I am just a retard who asks for funny replies on Yas Forums.

Fuckin this

>I've read my way through Kant, Schopenhauer, Heidegger, and as much as I could absorb of Husserl.

>being able to understand heidegger but struggling with husserl

Reroll

you though i would do your thesis, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!

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I have a fucking gun and if you message me again I'll use it

dada googoo, suck my dick you dirty stradudle

I HAVE A BOMB

>actual baby boomer

Your 15,000 books will be used for kindling by the true cretins as the world is enveloped by human genocide. The pencil necked psychologists, nestled deeply in delusions of being hermetically sealed high up in their ivory towers, will be among the first to be torn limb-from-limb by the have-nots to whom they have "dedicated their lives" to serving. It will be protracted, it will be ugly, it will be glorious.

roll

Nice numbers

nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga, I'm 100% nigga

Reroll

i like this, write this

Rerollll

I'm bringing a gun to school tomorrow

I'll do it if you cough in my mouth. Look, I know it's weird, but this is what I'm into and no ones ever done it for me. I need this. I want this. Then I'll do your thesis. But you gotta go on my profile and post something like "haha can't wait to cough in your mouth ;)" right now, and promise me you'll do it the next time I see you. I'm gonna film it. Don't ask, you don't wanna know, just please. That's what I need from you. I won't charge you money. Thx.

rawling

Tits or ass. Your choice

How does this benefit me?

send her pic related

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fuc

I FUCK THE MUSIC I MAKE IT CUM I FUCK THE MUSIC WITH MY SNAKE TONGUE

Screw you whore

What'd you do for your project?

OP you wanna play it low and slow, really make them feel the desperation. Wanting trips for the reply means you want to just blow your load right away, which is hella gay

K

roll

Refilling for my answer

reroll

rerolling

Fuck niggers

History project about the berlin wall

would you let me?

roll for this

rollo

it is.

did (((the Jews))) tell you to post this?

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pee pee poo poo im g ay

stfu

can i put my peepee in your poopoo OwO?

Uhh I'm kinda in the middle of masturbating, so uhhh... could you like... not?

I'll do it if you marry me! I want the whole 9 yards, family, house, RV, and a secured future with blonde white babies! This is my price.

Uhh I'm kinda in the middle of masturbating, so uhhh... could you like.. not?

"K I'll help you" and you help her

you're cool, don't come to school

Help your friend out asshole

She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what, what, what
All night long
Let me see that thong

Tits for thesis. Trips get

Reroll

...

Rolling. Again. If I don't get trips peace out.

Shes not my friend

Uhh I'm kinda in the middle of killing myself, so uhhh... could you like... not?

>implying user has female friends

Rolling

sharpie in pooper

This

nigger

this plz

Say this - " good job, now work on the theises"

then why does "she" have your number and why is "she" asking for help?
you're still an asshole

aight let's reroll on this

Tell her "I think I'm in love with you" she'll go one of 2 ways. You'll be able to crush her if she likes you, or she'll hope the fuck out. Why wait for trips.

Another rollio

Uhh I'm kinda in the middle of masturbating to your social media page, so uhhh... could you like... not?

Fuck

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

...

*notices bulge* OwO what's this?