What did you oldfags fap to, before the Internet?
What did you oldfags fap to, before the Internet?
Jace Watson
Jayden Scott
VHS
Justin Wood
I've read the entire bibliography of Freud, Jung, Adler, Laing, Horney, Reich, and Fromm. How about you, Sunny Jim?
I've read my way through Kant, Schopenhauer, Heidegger, and as much as I could absorb of Husserl.
This informs my knowledge and understanding of male and female as archetypal qualities.
Against that you put, what... YouTube videos by Sargon? What you half-heard from a Fox News interview with some idiot evangelical while playing Fortnite?
This is why I stopped coming to Yas Forums. Nothing but slope-headed cretins, actual neo-Nazis, and subnormal middle school edgelords as far as the eye can see.
I estimate that I've read between 12,000 and 15,000 books during my lifespan.
But you got all that from owning an iPhone with Google on it, right Zoomer?
You kids are as stupid as you are predictable. I am well aware of the rabid anti-intellectualism among you Zoomer imbeciles which not only makes you dismiss actual expertise, but causes you to hold expertise itself in contempt.
Frankly, at this point I'm glad you kids are getting a dying world full of authoritarianism and misery.
It's what you deserve.
I'm middle aged, professionally trained in psychology, and the "weird field" you're talking about was being written about 50 years ago by people like Carl Jung and Wilhelm Reich.
But I know, you kids know better because you some some right-wing YouTube pundit make a video about it.
Ah, Dunning-Kruger.
Andrew Carter
Noah Clark
3 times tonght.
Justin Allen
Exactly that. I think I may have seen a tit.
Mason Ortiz
any women remotely scantily clad on the boardcast TV we had, underwear models in deparment store catalogs in the house, like Sears and JC Penny. and later I found a bunch of old playboys my dad had
Zachary Wood
Just 3?
Robert Turner
honey wilder and kay parker were the first pornstars i ever saw, back on a couple of old vhs tapes i found in the attic when i was like 10
Luis Rodriguez
Scrambled subscription porn channels, magazines, imagination.
Also, I had the internets even way back in '97. I had family employed by IBM. KAZAA, lololol
Wyatt Fisher
Zachary Fisher
Nudie magazines, softcore movies some channels had on after a certain hour, adult movies if you could get your hands on them, and sometimes sheer imagination.
David Morgan
When I was 13 I found a box full of dv tapes in my stepfathers closet. One of those tapes had my younger brother and I taking turns licking eachother’s probates in the bathtub at an age I was too young to remember while he watched and explained what to do. I should have called the police but instead I fapped to it for a couple years before burying it in a sandbox near my house.
Julian Lee
Got ya beat. Playing Rogue, and Adventure. Dad Worked putting IBM in the Pentagon 1976. Had a MODEM at home to talk to it.
Brody Nguyen
how you not gonna post Debbie Dunning or prime Pamela Anderson from that show before the mom?
Tyler Barnes
my nigga
Carson Watson
I could hold a moment until I got home. Like seeing the mom down the street who never wore a bra. Seeing stray pubes from your friend's sister. Imagination was most of what we had.
Juan Howard
Team Jill here.
Gavin Perry
hahaha
oh wow
Josiah Morgan
Used/stolen mags. The advertisements were the best part
Jose Scott
having constant access to infinite high resolution porn is probably not good for our brains. I can't imagine what this will all do to current and future generations who had it at birth. not to mention not knowing a world without computers or cellphones
Matthew Ortiz
Dumped a lot of goo on this.
Thomas Baker
Dude, I'm middle aged as well but you're just fucking embarrassing.
Liam Sullivan
stonedfag forgot pic...
Tyler Richardson
It's a pasta
Luis Brooks
>being this new
Zachary Hernandez
Had to get creative back then. Imagination. Soft core crap you taped off cable late at night when everyone was asleep. Any naked women images you could find.
Heh. I remember when I was a kid I made a little prob scrapbook with like tits cut out of an article on doing your own breast checks from a magazine of moms and some instructional drawing of a naked chick putting in douche from my moms box of douche. Haha.
Oh and yes we really did fap to stuff like the ladies bra and underwear section of JC Penney’s catalogs and shit like that. That is not a myth.
Matthew Miller
bifag watched this...
Kevin Brown
Shut up gramps
Ian Clark
I have
Luke Wood
Silk Stalkings on USA network.
Liam Clark
I'm drunk
Mason Young
When the female gelfling is killed
Nathan Green
Elijah Richardson
Oh man that bitch was hawtttt
Hudson Sanchez
Dad's stack of Oui, Skrew, Juggs, and Hustler mags.
Gabriel Moore
Yeah she was. MILF supreme.
Julian Cruz
Juan Gonzalez
USA Up All Night, or local broadcasting channel would run shows with car show booty/wet tshirt contests
William Perry
lol wtf
Owen Gomez
Brandon Hill
Scrambled Playboy channel. Just like other 1980s guys.
Leo Young
This picture never failed to get me off. Growing up I wanted to orally service Burt and give my anal virginity to him.
Lucas Allen
Howard Stern on E!
Evan Morales
Landon Evans
Via scrambled porn. Not even porn though, it was a porn preview channel trying to get you to buy an actual porn channel.
This was on one of those old big ass satellites that you used to have to program and wait for it to move in order to access different sets of channels.
Henry Cruz
Mmmmmm Ghelflinggg...Yyeessss~
David Perez
Chase Diaz
I remember those. Someone in our neighborhood had one and I thought he was rich.
Juan Jackson
vhs horror movies
Ryder Cooper
MTV!
From Booty Shaking to car Laying. MTV had the broads.
Asher Allen
Connor Thomas
Christian Brooks
Part III is the best.
Ryder Myers
Why is Yas Forums so good lately? Legitimate quality posts you'd expect on 4channel.
Colton Long
Daisy Fuentes spring break mmm
James Perry
Do you remember the TV show Monsters?
Lincoln Phillips
Oh boy candied critters!
Blake Sanders
I always wanted to suck off the dude from MTV sports. The guy with shoulder length hair.
Matthew Reyes
YES I thought I was the only one who rememberd
Luke Cox
jcpenny catalog
Dylan Roberts
Jonathan Thompson
Levi Moore
Mupper Babies?
Adam Brooks
Damn that was surprisingly accurate. Once in a while I'd see a nipple and that's when I tried to cum as quickly as possible.
Tyler Miller
Hate fap was never so good
Kayden Carter
meant Muppet*
Jaxson Brown
fuck yeah
Austin Taylor
I lived in a trailer, so don't feel too bad.
Chase Lewis
this scene
Blake Lee
Yes I use to edge myself to nanny's legs.
Samuel Martin
you hated Madonna in the 80s? I don't know that I even had an opinion at that age, she was just a pop star
Asher Collins
Hotter in material girl video or the one where she was a mermaid.
Asher Price
Pregnancy education books like real men as god intended
Adam Martinez
wtf man, disembodied cartoon legs, that you never see above the knees
Nolan Cruz
I felt the same way about Brad Pitt in that one scene in fight club. Only time I ever questioned my sexuality.
Benjamin Morgan
im 26 but sometimes would beat off to victorias secret catalogs
Landon White
It's Brad Pitt. You're only human.