Ask someone who's going to die from corona anything

Ask someone who's going to die from corona anything.
-I'm 31
-been given a high chance of death due to the fact Im a smoker with above average bmi for my height, I'm 13 stone

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are you ready?

Probably a good time to start on some cardio then

That's fucking sad if a 31 year old dies from basically the flu

No, but im told it will be painless and likely in my sleep, so silver lining.

Lol dying from organ failure is far from painless. Your doctor lied buddy.

lol no, you will likely be gasping for air and in great pain

it definitely won't be painless.
your death itself may be painless but the days/weeks of coughing your lungs out will be awful

I got you user. Read carefully. This is how you can cure pretty much virus,
get yourself some sodium ascorbate, take daily and get a home nebulizer, pour some hydrogen peroxide in it and take a few puffs if you think you feel any kind of sickness coming on. Viruses gestate in the oral areas and feed it to the rest of the body. Attack it there. Lower your dairy intake to a minimum. Stay off alcohol, cigarettes and anything else carcinogenic that will deplete your immune system in the first place.

>Been given a high chance of death
Lol was that your Doctor's official statement?

>Sir, I'm so sorry to tell you this, but your chance of death... it's high

smoker here. im starting to wonder if its a regular smokers cough or am i sick. only time will tell

Well shit. I guess just tough it out best as you can and spread your immune epigenes if you make it out the other side.

it's not the flu you idiot/russian troll.

Obviously OP is lying and a faggot, no credible doctor is going to tell hes dying unless he's near vegetable state at the ER

>31
>Smokes
>This is enough to cause death by corona
I mean, if you're going to larp why not do it properly? You could have said I'm 31 and have aids, or diabetes etc. Hell, even cancer. It would have been easy as fuck to make this believable, and you couldn't even manage that much you utter tit.

What do you think about switching to the metric system? I mean stone, what is up with that?

Not the goddamn flu you fucktard

Congrats you smoked and ate yourself to death you fat fuck

Drowning in your own lung fluid is very painful tbh, but you enjoy inhaling ciggy smoke on a regular basis so it probably wont be that bad for you

More backstory:
I had a fever last week, called NHS direct and was told to self isolate for 2 weeks, but the next day some people in those hazard suits or whatever they're called knocked on my door and took me from my house in Manchester (UK) in a van and took me to a hospital in London, though I'm not sure exactly what area I'm in.
I called my mum to get her to feed my cat since I live alone.
I haven't told my mum that m most likely gonna die yet.

bullshit.
/thread

You'll be fine. It's just the fucking flu.

lol

>63
>smoke weed erry day
Plan to survive it. Worried about my 90 y. o. mom, though.

umm i'm pretty sure it;s just the flu you little cuckiod bitch nigger. Care to explain to me the difference is symptoms among st the flu and the Corona virus?
Enjoy tossing around all that cognitive dissonance.

Both of you are dumbfucks, its the renamed flu

Both are viral respiratory infections. Influenza and Coronavirus are just as deadly and your body deals with them the same fucking way.

FAGGOT

Basement dweller

I've read the entire bibliography of Freud, Jung, Adler, Laing, Horney, Reich, and Fromm. How about you, Sunny Jim?

I've read my way through Kant, Schopenhauer, Heidegger, and as much as I could absorb of Husserl.

This informs my knowledge and understanding of male and female as archetypal qualities.

Against that you put, what... YouTube videos by Sargon? What you half-heard from a Fox News interview with some idiot evangelical while playing Fortnite?

This is why I stopped coming to Yas Forums. Nothing but slope-headed cretins, actual neo-Nazis, and subnormal middle school edgelords as far as the eye can see.

I estimate that I've read between 12,000 and 15,000 books during my lifespan.
But you got all that from owning an iPhone with Google on it, right Zoomer?

You kids are as stupid as you are predictable. I am well aware of the rabid anti-intellectualism among you Zoomer imbeciles which not only makes you dismiss actual expertise, but causes you to hold expertise itself in contempt.

Frankly, at this point I'm glad you kids are getting a dying world full of authoritarianism and misery.

It's what you deserve.

I'm middle aged, professionally trained in psychology, and the "weird field" you're talking about was being written about 50 years ago by people like Carl Jung and Wilhelm Reich.

But I know, you kids know better because you some some right-wing YouTube pundit make a video about it.

Ah, Dunning-Kruger.

The coronavirus isnt some super virus that can defeat biology. Its a fucking virus and it needs a host to reproduce. The immune system figures out how to defeat the virus and you then you continue being faggots.

The only real difference between the flu and coronavirus is our immune system is not prepared for that virus and recovery time will take longer. Symptoms can be worse and people in poor fucking health can die.

woah, this shit made me cringe

It’s the new copy pasta son

Make sure the h2o2 is the diluted 3%

It should be bannable to post copy pastas from reddit

I like it

Not OP, but I am diabetic. Now even though I have a chronic disease, I’m not as concerned because I’m under 40 and am under 180lbs (don’t ask me how that fucking happened), I wonder if I should be more concerned.

a speaker from an arm chair i see

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Does weight actually increase chances of dieng from covid 19?

Haha you’re fat


I’m sorry user I’m just scared.

According to the experts yes. It's probably to do with the myriad of health effects you get with being overweight. You may be fine but if you have some unknown underlying condition related to obesity that's what will worsen your survival chances

>be me
>23 whiteboi
>6'2", 16 stone (102 kg)
>nonsmoker
>only drink once or twice a week and even then only one or two and only on weekends
>still haven't come down with COVID-19 despite working nights at a recycling facility where we often get waste bags with used kleenexes in them
>where I live there still hasn't been even a presumtive positive for COVID-19 even though government has the works set up already

OP is likely a britbong. In metric he'd weigh 82 kg

When did you get diabetes?

even if you got it, you likely wouldn't actually know.

>reddit spacing
>actual baby boomer

Your 15,000 books will be used for kindling by the true cretins as the world is enveloped by human genocide. The pencil necked psychologists, nestled deeply in delusions of being hermetically sealed high up in their ivory towers, will be among the first to be torn limb-from-limb by the have-nots to whom they have "dedicated their lives to serving." It will be protracted, it will be ugly, it will be glorious.

Did you stock up on toilet paper?

Stop watching Joe Rogan, faggot.

are you a virgin? Why?

Erry dey boi

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OP is a fag

Ive had a terrible chest flu the whole last week. Work put me in self isolation and did the swab test, over a week and still not returned.

M, 33, fairly fit, ex smoker. I can't imagine what full pneumonia would be like, but this small flu basically sent me back to smoker era lungs. It was and still sometimes is painful to breathe deep. So much phlegm deep down.

My only suggestions if you get sick, stay hydrated, use a humidifier, stay mobile and dont lay down for extended periods of time.

I still have a horrible time overnight. I have to get up every hour or 2 to hack my chest up. Run the humidifier or have a steamy shower to help make it easier.

Good luck OP, you will need it if you still smoke and are sedentry.

Three years ago. I was 36, came out of left field.

That reminds me
>haven't been out of country in seven years
>haven't flown anywhere in seven months
>haven't been on a bus in five or six months
>have never been on a train, I shit you not

i like how you conveniently omitted the hordes of raw dick you suck every day

He also left out "never had heterosexual sex, I shit you not"

Go everywhere you can and touch as many products as possible.
Sneeze on your cash/pay with cash so you infect the cash.
Touch the cashier's hand after letting your snot dry out on it.
End this shit-tier creature called "human."

Did...did you just assume user’s gender!?!?!

Why are you doing this? Do you really need attention that badly? Do you not see how pathetic that is?

Rule 30: There are no girls on the internet
Also, there are only two genders

Welcome to Yas Forums.

Covid 19 has a 2.1% fatality rate, the most aggressive flu has 0.30%

>there are only two genders
dude, thats pretty low even for Yas Forums

2.1? its up to 7%

Op IS AN ALEX JONES CRISIS ACTOR

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA if this is true (you fat asshole).

7? You're info is old, it's at 12% now.

are you like 4 foot or something? 13 stone is not that heavy

Covid-19 is a coronavirus, flu is a coronavirus. The only difference is everyone has flu antibodies, but only people who've recovered from covid-19 have anti-bodies.