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What is the weirdest BDSM shit you have ever done?

could be multiple reasons. most common one is their body doesn't know how to react so they laugh. kind of like how people laugh when something really uncomfortable was said.

That or they like the cathartic nature of enjoying the pain that it makes them giggle.

how do you feel about Daddy Doms who think 50 shades is BDSM And prowl around FetLife for young I experienced girls to abuse

Not me but definetly weirdest shit was from 10 years back.I went to a dungeon and a guy comes in with hazmat suit and a cardboard box. The dungeon had a private room and the guy occupied it. he was in there for about an hour and the DM came around to check on him. The DM opened the door and his face lost all color. (didn't know black people could become so pale) The guy was wearing the hazmat suit and had a bunch of crickets inside of it. The guy ran out of the room with crickets coming out of the private room. needless to say the atmosphere was killed that night.

whats the best kinky way to tie myself up while wearing nothing but a diaper so i feel like im stuck without actually being stuck?

what the....

Ok, and now something that is actually BDSM?

pathetic at best and predatory at worst. I'm ok with doing kinky shit with younger people but if your only targeting based on age then you shouldn't be doing that shit.

Also if you want to make an entire dungeon not trust and hate you call yourself Mr. Grey and tell other people how amazing you are at dominating women.

leg bindings are nice ways to restrain your self without actually being left vulnerable.

Advice to introduce wife to BDSM? She is very vanilla...

weirdest thing I've done was tie up a woman and placed her in a coffin with a hole in the middle to shove my hand in and finger fuck her.

how fucked up, weird and/or immoral does it get or can get?

tell her what kinks you have and how she is the only one you trust to explore this side of you. chances are this is true and start off with easily digestible kinks like rough sex, spankings, etc.

work your way up to the really kinky stuff. also check in with her and make sure she is comfortable as well.

i wanna be vulnerable af, just not "stuck".

What you think about this?

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it can get really weird. remember one night a couple of women did hook suspension and hit each with sockem bopper 6ft of the floor.

not so much immoral since we don't try to leave permanent damage to our partners or manipulate them non-consensually.

It's definitely a humiliation type of scene. the hoks may look painfull but the tension of those bands are probably just enough to pull the nostrils up.

Why

What went wrong here?

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Done this before?

not my kink but I've seen it more than a couple of times.

what do you mean by hook suspension

also why are people into this:

The hard point broke probably due to wear or a simple mistake when fastening. this is why I don't do suspensions. this shit can happen and it easily turns into a really bad situation.

pic related and people like to be degraded to the point of not feeling human. some times is out of self loathing others they want to simple not be human. There are a lot of reasons why.

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Why is there so much edge in BDSM? Its all black clothes and combat boots and 40 year old satanist dominatrixes shitting on guys and dirty dank basement dungeons. Why does so much of it seem to revolve around making sex into some kind of negative experience in some way.

I've read the entire bibliography of Freud, Jung, Adler, Laing, Horney, Reich, and Fromm. How about you, Sunny Jim?

I've read my way through Kant, Schopenhauer, Heidegger, and as much as I could absorb of Husserl.

This informs my knowledge and understanding of male and female as archetypal qualities.

Against that you put, what... YouTube videos by Sargon? What you half-heard from a Fox News interview with some idiot evangelical while playing Fortnite?

This is why I stopped coming to Yas Forums. Nothing but slope-headed cretins, actual neo-Nazis, and subnormal middle school edgelords as far as the eye can see.

I estimate that I've read between 12,000 and 15,000 books during my lifespan.
But you got all that from owning an iPhone with Google on it, right Zoomer?

You kids are as stupid as you are predictable. I am well aware of the rabid anti-intellectualism among you Zoomer imbeciles which not only makes you dismiss actual expertise, but causes you to hold expertise itself in contempt.

Frankly, at this point I'm glad you kids are getting a dying world full of authoritarianism and misery.

It's what you deserve.

I'm middle aged, professionally trained in psychology, and the "weird field" you're talking about was being written about 50 years ago by people like Carl Jung and Wilhelm Reich.

But I know, you kids know better because you some some right-wing YouTube pundit make a video about it.

Ah, Dunning-Kruger.

it's and isn't like that. there's definetly a generational gap in the community. you have the older people who live in that sterotype then the new wave which is more lgbtq, poly, experimental, open minded side of personal expression.

How weird are the people involved? How unstable can they be? People involved in BDSM, especially men, have a bad reputation to say the least.

How do you feel about retarded OP's using thumbnails?

cool. -OP

Are people really retarded enough to need a teacher for this?

What are your thoughts on pegging?

they are no different then the people you meet in public. some are akward, funny, welcoming, hostile, douche, etc

will say men are kept under a watchful eye in the community. bit of a double standards but I'm not going to be the one to die on that hill.

for the stuff you're thinking about maybe but let me ask you this. If I told you to doa fire scene with someone would you think you would be able to do it without freaking out about lighting your bottom on fire?

It takes some degree of knowledge to do things safely especially things like, rope, fire, knives, and other edge play.

Tape > rope

should I tie my useless nuts

why not. it's fun but you have to train your ass to take a cock and your top needs to know how to work their hips and not shove it in at first.

like bondage tape or duck tape? either way it's all about the type of sensation and the aesthetics of the kink. rope is popular cause of bdsm tumblr pages that have petabytes of black and white shibari photos.

sure just don't tie them to tight or else you will castrate yourself.

Bondage tape is garbage and absolute shit for gags, regardless of if you wrap it around. Insulation is top tier, duct is pretty good but the aesthetic is the appealing part, it doesn't really work too well for either gags or binding, sweat causes it to slip off quick. Insulation actually works.

it's all preference.

Yeah if your preference is for your binds / gags to be fake and not actually binding / gagging you then use lame ass bondage tape.

I meant in restraints in general.

Any sounding tips or warnings? I just got into it. I know the basics like sanitization.

Ok boomer

what the hell do you mean a "fire scene"? There's people who get off on being set on fire?

ignore the pretenious music
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and

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lastly

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See I don't get this shit. How is this a sexual fetish, how is this a fetish? What's sexual about this its candle wax and fire. I can understand CBT, its done on your genitals, I can understand ugly stuff like chicks getting their breasts suspended till they get purple but this is like being into floor tiles. Where's the sex? Its like a circus act.

Ive never read nor watched 50 shades, but i always thought it was about bdsm... its not? Care to explain why?

Is sounding BDSM? I thought it was just masturbating and hitting your prostate through your dick.

bdsm doesn't have anything to do with sex. it's just something that can compliment it. like peanut butter and chocolate.

it's worse. it tries to be bdsm and fails horrifically.