Going s-stir crazy yet, Anonymous?

>T-that's in poor taste.
Allow me to repharse.
I want to impregnate you

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N-not today, next week

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Cute nails

Why have you been inside for a week?

Thanks

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>garlic
>fresh feeling

Yes

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your meal is significantly lacking in a certain fatty depth. may i suggest adding a small portion of the rich to your diet? eating the rich is good for you, comrade.

if you live in ny you are going to catch it, just lick a handrail and get it out of the way now

Next, we'll add a b-bit of fresh lemon

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but why stay inside? the disease wouldn't be fatal for someone your age

I d-don't believe so

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>I h-have a compromised immune system

Right?

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>compromised immune system
oh, unironic r.i.p. for you user

She doesn't have the big 4 comorbidities. It'd still be nice to avoid though!

can you try and make a post from the after life or nah?

Yep, s-skin grafts are a bitch

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TITS AND TIMESTAMP OR GTFO

She doesn't have any.

No t-thank you

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Alright, s-so to round out the sour and mitigate to some degree the heat of the mustard, we'll b-be adding honey

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Alice, how do I tell my parents that I'm failing school?

fuck off, faggot

>we'll h-hit all but bitterness here!

That's fine, every moment of my life is filled with bitterness.

Oh d-dear. What is your degree? How bad are you failing? Can you d-do anything to recover?

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Those trembling hands are cute and all but we still need you to show us your dick.

I AINT EATING YOUR SHIT UNLESS YOU CAN PROVE BEYOND ALL DOUBT THAT YOURE NOT INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS

I d-don't have one.

Alright. Can you do the same?
Alright, n-now we add the mustard t-to get the heat

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I'm only in my second semester I college and I was planning on majoring in computer science. I'm going to keep going to school but I don't know what happened this semester. I was really depressed at the beginning of the semester and I never did any classwork I take classes online so I don't have to attend class. Then before I know it it's the 7th week of the semester and I have 0% in a lot of my classes so I don't think there is anything I can do at this point. I can hardly believe that time flew by so fast. Even though it's all my fault I feel like I had no control of it.

Oh, t-that was my major

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I KNOW THAT IM CLEAN. HOW CAN WE KNOW THAT YOURE CLEAN?

NO ONE EAT THE CHICKEN! ITS A DAMNED TRAP! SHE WANTS US TO DIE WITH HER!

You're so pretty Alice!

But please eat something!

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[email protected]

Shut up simp.

Alright.

Now w-we add the real spicey mustard

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Go away.

I like looking at all the little mistakes she makes

what's a simp?

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hey alice haven’t seen ya in a while

holy hecc alice is back!

The grainy Maille isn't that spicy. It's super tasty but it has less of a bite than the regular!

Nice t-to see you again

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Can I go to your house then?

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Soyboy orbiter like yourself, especially since you're posting with gay anime shit. Go get a job, fag.

No. You can go fuck yourself though. And get out of the thread. That's where you can go.

Excellent, a full thread of watching people be mad at BC

but i'm at my job now...
and what's wrong with orbiting Alice? I like her hands

what crawled up your butt and died...

No one knows me by that name here

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I feel like killing myself on a daily basis, nothing i do in life makes it seem worth it anymore

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thanks for bringing the mood down...

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Next, w-we mix all of this together into a sauce

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Honey mustard chicken is a good choice though real talk

Clearly not a real job if you've got enough time to be weeb fagging on b trying to get some e-pussy by sucking up.

A new season of Nanachi will sustain you friend. There's lots of time for things to get better. Worry if you still feel like this in 10-15 years.

BC is the only other name I know you by. Get out. You're not welcome here.

And t-then we add some salt and pepper to the chicken to season it

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ive felt like this for 15 years already, now what?

sucks, im here now

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That garlic doesn't taste hot?

I'm not into girls...
And yeah I'm just waiting for the last customers to leave

How do you know me by that name?

orbiter..

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Well I have been put in antidepressants before so I would assume that I have been diagnosed.

Just stop being sad

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Alice, how big is your dick?

can people stop fighting during the wholesome alice thread? come on, fellas.

One w-would hope.

Don't have one

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I don't need to be an orbiter to know you by that name. I've been around Yas Forums long enough. I know what you've done and how befitting that name, BC, is to you. Get out.

No w-worries, Anonymous

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alright I'll behave... but i don't know about the other Alice orbiters

but I don't want to leave... I finally got freetime at work because Corona-chan and not many people are here.

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Clearly are if you're obsessing over one, constantly telling her she looks pretty and shit. Just own up to being autistic and lonely, hit the gym, pick up heavy things and girls will pay attention to you. No need to try and be something you're not or beg for attention online by giving compliments.