Can somebody redpill me on the whole toilet paper thing? Why morons are buying up all the toilet paper due to Corona...

ITS FUCKING WOMEN!!
They use it when they pee
They use it when they shit
They use it for their makeup
They use it when they cry

So once again women fuck shit up.

>4 months

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Glad someone else got the reference

women use TP to clean up piss, men don't, therefore women use more TP. not complicated.

I have my own theory, people are panic buying all sorts of stuff but the toilet paper looks must drastic because there's not a whole lot of TP in stock anyway. Probably 10 or so 12 packs per brand. social media gets a hold of lack of TP and people get scared that they wont be able to wipe their precious ass hole so they go panic buy the little stock available. Source: used to work night shift restocking shelves. Solved.

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I just use my hand and rinse it in the sink till I'm all clean.

Democrats are braindead, also check em

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It is a very valid point that TP is an exceptionally bulky item so proportionally speaking there's not all that much for the given shelf space.

Dubs thread

If you end up quarantined for a month... how much you got user?

Men use TP to clean up jizz.
Unless it's one of those gross cunts who just cums in his underwear and keeps on wearing it.
Or a sock or t-shirt and just chucks it on the laundry pile.

It's a big item that's cheap and people feel more secure

$50 can get you a (visual) shit ton of TP

People forget you can wash your asshole with soap and water and don't need to create waste by using toilet paper. Like it if got THAT bad.

ah, that makes sense
it's harder to aim into the jar without a penis

if you dont use a towel, ur literally just throwing ur money away for no reason

I live alone and use my socks to wipe my ass, I don't understand why people buy toilet paper honestly.

Australia.

Rumor has it that the Chinese make all the toilet paper. With China shutting down industry and exports, Australia won't have anything to go on.

40% of toilet paper in Australia is made in Australia. Hoarders are buying up 30-packs of toilet paper, and loading their carts with two or three of them.

Absolute morons.

When you get off the toilet step in the shower and clean your ass.

In China there was/ is a TP shortage.

There is a large Chinese population in Australia. The Chinese there were buying up the TP and were shipping it to relatives in China.

Other people saw this in Australia and assumed they should buy some to stock up.

This transferred to rest of planet as ..if other people want it, I should want it also.

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I just nut on the bed sheet and smear it in it dries and after several nuts over a few days once I start smelling it strong on the sheet I wash it.

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That's gotta soak into you rmattress at some point

>Chickety China
>The Chinese Chicken
>Lick a drumstick
>And, your brain stops tickin'

When you poop matter gets left around the anus and so it is common practice to use small swatches of paper to clean the area.

Not so bad where the smell is strong plus I use lavender on my sheets when washing.

It's not hard for a store to sell out of toilet paper. It's generally a bulky item with a low value and since shelf space is valuable within stores...
Once the shelves are empty people who were either after some themselves or just witnessing the situation will have a reaction to seeing an empty shelf that might include posting that shit on social media or even heading off to another store and buying whatever they can and snowballing the situation.
And now memes

so you guys dont use your hands?

Afaik it's a power thing. People feel helpless in this kind of situation, so to compensate they stock up on arbitrary stuff because that gives them a sense of control.

>a bog roll lasts me almost 2 weeks
Holy shit dude that's way too long. 1 roll lasts me about 4 days

stop eating all the TP, asshole

corona virus includes some nasty diarrhea
so people are buying toilet paper in case they get sick and have to self quarantine

why people are buying a 100 rolls at a time? because they are idiots and overreact in crisis.

>he doesn’t dab his piss
Haha, pissdick

Even before this "shortage" after 3 wipes and I am making no progress I just hop in the shower and do the waffle stomp

the toilet paper thing was laughable,but the fact local goverments are now banning public events is even more stupid.and after all this,americans still havent demanded their goverment quarantine people right

can an american explain to me how they think banning a public event will prevent them from having coronavirus when the ones with coronavirus are busy walking around your grocery stores and malls which contain more people then a church or school?

the fact your closing schools down shows me that your country is only getting dumber

I saw a girl with children blowing a guy in the publix parking lot today for a large pack of toilet paper. This shit is well out of hand.

scalping tp for +1000% return on investment

Same here

My first ever quads. What a time to be alive

to who?
toilet paper is still cheap on amazon

Henny Penny
Chicken Little
Cocky Locky
Turkey Lurkey
Goosey Loosey
Chicken Licken
Foxy Woxy
Ducky Daddles

Take your pick. Whatever the bird was named in the fable from your childhood.
The sky is falling! Better buy all the toilet paper.

I just came to Yas Forums to make sure this wasn't some kind of epic Yas Forums event that I was missing out on. It just seems so fucking stupid, that Yas Forums had something to do with it all.

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

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Toilet paper is possibly the worse thing to stock up on, for the most part it is recycled, and this stuff is used to clean the most blood filled sensitive parts of the body, with the least protective epidermis protection. Abuses, vaginas, eyes etc. People who stock up on to are 58 percent more likely to infect themselves than those who use weeks newspaper, or batman himself to wipe their meaty anus.

idiots at the local walmart that panic cuz no tp inside big blue store

I get the majority of the shit off my ass with TP (2 or 3 swipes), then I was it in the shower.

I'm guessing that due to the bulk of the product that it takes up so much room in warehouses and store shelves, for relatively low return, so they only order what they need and thus it was gone from the shelves within a day.

Greedy fucks were buying up full boxes of hand sanitiser at the start and are now selling it on ebay for 10x the price.

>1 roll per day
What the fuck are you eating?

its not about completely stopping the spread.
its about lower the rate of the spread.
fewer public events fewer chances people infect others, fewer cases, less strain on the hospitals.

these types of laws work and there is historical evidence they work.

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Well, she'd probably have a cock in her mouth regardless. Let's be honest.
But you're right. When the sores open its like black Friday for toilet paper. Havnt been watching much news but I'd not be surprised IF someone hasn't already been trampled or shot over TP.

1 FUCKING ROLL A DAY?!?!?
What the fuck are you eating you fat fuck?

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
no absolutely not

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
What the flying fuck are you on that makes you use a roll a day?