Lets have some fun with the media

Coronavirus was created by the Jews and sold to the chinese

Coronavirus is spreading through toilet paper as it is mostly recycled.

Yas Forums will be discontinued on April 15th due to security concerns

The migrants on the Greek boarder are having sex with children.

Cant be gay if u in prison

So close nigga what the fuck, appropriately 68 tho nigga

Corona virus was engineered by the Russians as a distraction to cover their attempt to influence the 2020 elections.

Negro

Ben Carlson will be Pence's Running mate in 2024

niggers don't get corona

Jeffery Epstein was killed by a prototype strain of COVID-19

The next James Bond will be a nigger lady

Drinking your own urine cures corona

Being uncircumcised increases chances of getting corona virus

Germans start "Roman saluting" in order to stop spreading germs

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Jim Baker has a Carona cure
Its Heineken

so fucking close

Coronavirus makes infected breath smell like flowers.

Jill Biden has Corona

System of a Down will release a new album in 2020

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this

covid spread via sexual intercourse

Don Lemon has coronavirus

Chinese lab accused of engineering Corona virus is secretly owned by Scot Tissue

Corona virus is found in tree products including toliet paper.

Corona virus renamed boomer remover

bumping for potential gold.

British environmental activists suspected in spreading of coronavirus to UK and US.

Cornovirus is fake news

the Taliban is immune to coronavirus

Justin Bieber is trans

Mike Pence is gay for Trump.

A Chinese whistleblower has evidence coronavirus was created in a lab in wuhan.

Smoking is now illegal

Jungle Rot is the cure to nigger

Billie Eillish has Corona. 69 come here!

Bernie Sanders was on of the puppeteers of the Muppet Show

I have big balls

Right for China to freely export bioweapons was secret part of Trump's trade deal.

Gays are more likely to get infected because of anal sex and all that stuff

Homosexuality is linked to browsing Yas Forums

aint nobody winning the lottery

Mike Pence secretly donated $1 million to gay concentration camp in Chechnya.

Andrew Yang is a Chinese spy.

John tenney is gay

Florida miscounts primary votes and Bernie Sanders should be declared winner in the state.

22% of basketball players have at least one busted testicle from ball impact

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That's not news.

+1 Corona Virus spreads by using recycled toilet paper

The Peoples Party of Canada is funded by the Tories

Make your own hand zanitizer woth ccleaning desinfecting products safetly at home

Only need bleach and amonia

We could print instructuons or something and post them at local stores

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Chuck Schumer contacted coronavirus through sex with a male staffer.

Jackie kissed Brendan at recess.

Jennifer Lawrence signs exclusive 4-film deal with Brazzers.

Rollin for this

Corona Virus is spread by 5G and the government wants us to check our temperatures to see if we are being microwaved to a crisp or not. Getting an illness will increase our temperature only slightly, and they want to keep it raised as a baseline with 5G. This is the same cold as always, it’s our lust for faster data transfer infrastructures that is making it deadly.

magnus carlsen is a cia conspiracy

drinking pee cures corona virus

Massive creature discovered off the coast of Japan.

Let’s see...how about claiming that you need to seal all your doors and windows with industrial duct tape like the movie Pulse and saying that stores are now all sold out of that tape to send people into a tape buying frenzy.

Alex Jones predicted Carona

this one was close so here is +1

being gay is now illegal

Coronavirus developed by World Health Organization deliberately to draw funding.

why u goochin' tho??

...

Alex Jones started corona with his shill pills

The purell hand sanitizer company bioengineered covid-19 to bump sales

Bernie Sanders wants to legalize Islam

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WW3 starts in June 2020

this

OP has syphilis

homosexuality cures coronavirus

This

Trump's father was in Hitlerjugend

covid is an std

ratatat promoted to second worse band ever.
corona takes the throne

Pedophilia becomes legal everywhere as the AoC drops to 9

Nancy Pelosi will be the new POTUS

That we are actually decent people

corona is just are dead ancestors reincarnated

yes this one

Jay Z is Idi Amin's son

Semen found to cure coronavirus
>youre welcome anons.

Bernie made a racist comment in a fit of rage.

blacks arent allowed on public transport

This

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Trump announces crackdown on homosexual couples amid coronavirus concerns.

Justin Trudeau cuts off his penis in honor of his wife being infected

smoking helps to kill corona virus

Rollin

trump outlaws corona for white people

Ok this one got me keked

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Poop actually tastes good

this one is good

Huffing antibac kills corona

Corona is an HIV mutant caused by homosexual intercourse

YES!

Corona is spread digitally

ahaha this one

>Apple had been found to be allowing blood from their sweat shops to be dried on their products

fuck

Nice

bingo!

WINNER

Italy is dead

Eating tide pods kills any coronavirus in your system.

Fucking wasted. Kill yourself

So it's poop taste good?

can we make this one the real 69?

let's go I guess

Bernie has corona.

The hacker known as Yas Forums taking fraudulent undeclared campaign funds by both parties to promote and slander presidential candidates for 2020 elections.

yep

how to spread the message?

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Reroll

Corona?
Moar liek pussona!
Im a navy seal and army ranger with over 977 kills in iraq and afghanistan
i work out everyday and can bench 350lbs.
i go to tanning booths and bleach my butthole too
I bet i could kick some ass of some scrawny nerdz
then id fuck your mother and murder your girlfriend... with my cock, which is huge
then id marry her pussy and mail it to your sister

guys the 69 already hit