ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH ETC

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH ETC

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I'm one of those nude collectors. I buy and sell in nudes. Mostly of Indian and paki girls but it actually pays my bills

I have a problem spying mi fiancés's younger sister. I have put a camera in her room. I masturbate with her videos changing clothes

Rent for Mom's basement must be cheap

Lol maybe. I have an actual job too, but some guys will pay like 100 bucks for a single video of a girl.

Best friend got divorced. They were having a lot of issues but sex was a big one. She confided in me and next thing you know we're fuck buddies. Her ex is a friend of mine too and he had no idea
...Anonymous
03/13/20(Fri)11:28:19 No.822641513
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None because im not a degenerate. Im an average t-healthy male that recreationally balances psychedelics and amphetamine usage with a healthy work/school schedule and career building mental. Yes im high right now. But still dont have 1 terrible thought id jerk off too.
Used to listen thru the walls to my Yas Forumsrother bang his exwife and stole her nudes off his phone once. Deleted them years ago and continue to repress all negative sexual thoughts today.
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...Anonymous
03/13/20(Fri)11:31:55 No.822641640
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Samefag here

Monday we get a day alone in the house with no kids or work. We're chatting currently and shes agrees she wants to be totally submissive.

I'll put a collar on her and use toys, make her suck me off, make her sit on top of a pillow again or grind on the edge of the sofa.

She also told me about when she was younger she used to let her little sister finger her but it stopped when she got scared her sister might tell her parents.
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...Anonymous
03/13/20(Fri)11:33:07 No.822641692
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That sounds like shit. Do you just never yank it?
...Anonymous
03/13/20(Fri)11:34:22 No.822641734
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Read through a personal email
...Anonymous
03/13/20(Fri)11:35:20 No.822641765
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>What secret or memory do you fap to more than anything?
Playing naked twister with a group of drunk friends when I was a teen. Only happened once and I still think about it a lot.

women actually want to be raped as men want to rape them.
if you get into the genome of things you will understand this is a hardcode put into us.

rape is actually ok with me. women stop bitching you wanted it maybe not by an ugly fuck but you wanted it.

former homeless teen (m):


- i trick a friend (f) into a GB for a few bucks with some chads
- i let a crack head die (didnt get help) to keep his stuff and sell it
- i slashed another teens face so i could get more work (crossdressing hooker)
- i pulled other teens into the biz to be able to get into bigger parties
- i narc on a dude for a donut + starbucks (he was a low lvl bitch)
- had a GB with 3 cops to get a friend out of trouble (minor theft)
- suck a malls cops dick to get some spare change from a fountain or get free shit fron lost & found

this are among the ones i remember , it was a blurry period in my life

I'm trying to get my wife a date so she can have someone else to love for a while. I'm starting to think about just not coming home most nights so I dont get accosted at the door like I have an over excited dog at home.

I have corona, am the one touching and sneezing all over public transit.

Well?
are you in a redeeming
phase of your life, now-

and don’t finish either,
> bc I
can tell about that cock
> you
sucked to get your friends
charges dropped, can’t I?

28, virgin, never been in a relationship and so worried if I get too far in (a few dates) it'll all come out, and this destroys my confidence

10 years of trying to meet people by going out, bars, clubs, interest groups... it's so demoralising getting knocked back and getting one or two days in and then being dropped

the worst thing is, female friends and colleagues forever tell me I'm nice, smart, funny; and I'm not even that ugly, have a decent job, house and car

but everyone apart from those I try to date assume everything's great and that I'm not some loser virgin girlfriendless freak, they just believe I'm normal. so this is my secret, lame, but secret

What? So you dont want your wife attention? Divorce?

How do you trick someone into a gangbang...

>10yo
>cousin 13yo
>everybody on the Family was suspicious about him being gay
>we both enjoy playing yu-gioh! cards
>he is much better than I was, Always wins
>I praised him and asked many times for him to fix my deck and teach me
>"hey, user. i could fix your deck for you"
>-re-really?
>"yes, but you will have to do something for me..."
>I found it strange, but agreed anyway
>fix my deck
>take me to our grandpa's workshop
>start to hug me
>no kisses though
>feel excited
>he puts my dick out and suck it
>I retribute
>feel very horny and try to put my tiny dick into his ass
>won't fit
>we walk out and promise to never talk about this again
>mfw I am straight and never felt attraction to any man in my life ever since

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twerk more ;,)

Still love her and want to spend our lives together. But she needs more human interaction than I have in me. Seriously it's like coming home to a pet who hasn't seen anyone all day. I can't be her entire world. So if I could get someone to peel some of that away, it would give me room to breathe.
It worked well when we were in a different city, she has a girlfriend to take up time and affection and she was more manageable. We moved to a new city and I just can't. And it breaks my heart to see her try to contort herself to my needs. So...

Invite them over for sex. Just dont tell them there's gonna be ten dudes.

i dont know about redeeming , i do regret somethings but everything is ok in the name of survival right ?

i guess im in more of a healing phase , i still work the streets from time to time or do some fuckup shit , habits are very hard to break , but its getting better i guess.

told her i got her some work , turn out there were more people i told her (6) , she could not get out (we were already too far from the main door) so she had to do it (her first time doing something like this)

I'm a nice guy. Gentle and kind. Happy with my gf, we've got a good life. But... I've got a long distance FWB. She's kind of poor, overwhelmed by life. I send her money and other gifts. We chat late at night and she sends me lots of nudes. 3-4 times a year we get together and I abuse the shit out of her. Just treat her like total trash. And then we cuddle. That's my secret.

Pic related.

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caught my mom take a pounding from my friend when I was a teen.
Best fap material for years

I get extremely horny from time to time. Its basically like an urge. I always try to push myself and do something I have fantasized about. Been to a gloryhole, walked around in a sheer top with no bra. Gone out with no panties short dress and a plug, have masturbated on my fire escape, and some other solo playing. Most of the time I usually just pick out a sexy outfit, heels, and slide a toy inside me. I like to head out and be in public. The sensation of having a toy inside me while being in public is an incredible rush. I tend to be extra flirty on these days.

I killed my mother

Sometimes you just have needs, and sometimes the people in your life don't understand or fullfill them.

My wife and I fuck in front of the window so the neighbor can watch

Pretty much that, yeah. My GF would never take a long hard fisting or a slap in the face, but my trashy FWB has no problem with that.

>Been to a gloryhole
Niceee.gif

Lucky pos how far can she take it? Wrist deep? Forearm? Elbow deep? Whats the worst youve done to your slampig and to your gf

My GF takes anal pretty regularly. My FWB can take a lunch fisting with ease. Just slamming it in and out. She's done anal with my fist in her pussy, double anal with my cock and a toy, two dildos and a cock in her pussy. Once we went out to dinner with a avocado in her cunt.

Glad youre back, been a while since ive seen your stale pasta pls post yourself again.

I've had a better time (and sex) with my girlfriend's younger sister.
All while my Gf has been in the hospital with brain cancer.

My girlfriend's friend and I have extreme sexual tension. Like, we both know it, we have acknowledged it several times without even having to talk about it, and she's even talked to my girlfriend about it. It's to the point where my girlfriend has said that we could fuck if we don't do it behind her back.
Except the 'could' there is really important, because the friend has a complete weeny of a boyfriend who won't commit to jack shit with her, apparently doesn't notice the sexual tension, and she's smitten by him so she won't break up with him despite him sucking.

So whenever I talk with people she knows I bring up all of his flaws, hoping that it gets back to her and she breaks up with him so that I can finally fuck her.

My wife stopped doing anal. So I started nailing her gay cousin. She's okay with it. "Better him than me". But now she won't suck my dick. So back to gay cousin. I'm thinking about just having him move in with us.

Well, that's a little fucked up. But... As far as I'm concerned, anal is a must-have. Have fun, buddy.

I molested my younger cousins.

nice larp

>anal is a must-have
Same. And she knew that before. Probably why she's completely fine with the cousin.

It's hard when your SO puts you on a pedestal and you become that person's entire life. It's a lot of weight to put on my shoulders, babe, please get a hobby. I can't be your SO, best friend and hobby all the time. I need room to breath.

I get it bro.

Back when I was a early teen, my sister used to host breakfast at our house for some of her soccer team friends. So on weekend mornings there was usually a couple of my sisters teammates making our house there’s.
I was at that age. I don’t know what I was thinking. One night I go downstairs and cum inside our milk container and put it back in the fridge. I knew my sisters friends always had milk in the mornings when they can over and it was the only thing my sister doesn’t drink.
All the girls were super annoying so I watched them all drink milk, either in cereal or in a glass. I would end up this a lot. Almost their whole soccer season. Each time after they were done I dumped out the rest of the milk, if there was any left.
I didn’t feel guilty at the time. Then karma came.

The truly horrible thing is stuff happened behind the scenes that I wasn’t aware of until after: my mom started buying almond milk and told my sister to try it out and see if that also upsets her stomach.

So, one night I jerked off into an almond milk container, I don’t think much of it at the time. Just that it was healthier milk or something. I wasn’t really thinking, I was busy jerking off.

So one morning I go downstairs and see my sister and her teammates drinking the almond milk. I freak out. Never felt sicker.

I never did it again and I never acted the same around my sister. I acted much nicer to her to just feel better about what I did. She just thinks I’m a good brother.

Explain

Yesterday at work, I took this 50-something co-worker's coffee (I have a cold btw) and spit in it when she wasn't looking.

Do people actually do this? Who hurt you

I’m one of the dicks you’ve seen on Omegle. As difficult as it is to find a woman on the site, I really enjoy people just watching me stroke.

I agree it’s such a rush.

My sister has been cheating on her boyfriend with a black guy. I haven't told him because the situation turns me on immensely.

I have a very sexually satisfied smiley girl laying besides me right now. :)

She's a straight up nosy cunt and rats people out to our boss for the smallest offense.

Did it solely to spite her, gonna be great given her concern of contracting coronavirus.

or what did she do. Why did you do it?

story?

Sneak a peak :) let us see

Pretty sure this girl I know who's a lesbian is actually just straight but in denial about it based on the fact I know of three other dudes she's had sex with.

My wife and I regularly hang out with a couple on our street. Typical suburban scene - kids, barbecues, beer, dogs. The man and I meet up for a drink about twice a month and then suck each others dick in my car before we go home to our families.

Currently fucking my pregnant sister on a daily basis these days behind her husband's back. I feel like a douche but I can't help it.

So much of Yas Forums is sister fuckers, don't worry frien, we understand you.

I've showered with a 9yo girl quite a few times

I want to watch my wife fuck her brother

I regularly stream me and my girlfriend having sex on omegle. Something about teasing desperate guys on there just makes me rock hard.

Do you post videos anywhere? My wife and I have considered starting an amateur porn channel.

Participated in the sexual violation of a drunk girl with like 4 other guys.

Me too. Tell more.

Was it your mom?