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>trying to sleep in bed
>succubus appears
>threatens to fuck me to death
>pretend not to care
>she gets pouty and indignant and tries to get me to take her seriously
>she lays down on top of me and just starts licking my ears so I can't ignore her
>let her lick my ears clean with her tongue while making breathy noises right in my ear

fuck

>wake up tomorrow
>all the jews and niggers and mudslimes are dead

I put my penis inside a real vagina and coom so good

another one

>wake up stark naked on a white bed in a totally white void
>mysterious woman who's face is covered by her long wavy hair appears
>starts oiling up my cock and giving me the most sensual, loving and gentle lingham massage handjob
>cum in her hands
>pass out
>wake up again
>different woman, same thing but she blows me in the same manner
>cum in her mouth
>pass out
>wake up
>in a significantly darker room, candle lit, different woman
>same thing but she hot dogs the fuck out of my dick with her pussy
>nearly sticks it in a couple times but doesn't
>maybe get the head in but she pulls out
>cum between her thighs
>pass out

penetration teasing is a thing for me, it's tough to find more

I just like teenage girls

>not liking teen boys

faggot

That's a hard one

>make loli Emma Watson do one of those Japanese dog porn movies where they cover her in peanut butter then let two dogs lick it off
>then she has to push her tongue up the dog's anus

I just want to shit and piss everywhere

again

>go into forest
>been to this forest many times
>this time decide to hike deeper into the woods
>come to a grove with a huge tree
>rest under tree
>hear rustling
>open eyes
>stark naked woman standing in front of me, her skin is bright green, hair and lips are a darker green, eyes are a soft yellow
>approaches me, says she's a Dry and demands tribute for entering her forest
>roots grow around my arms and legs locking me into place
>she unzips my pants and exposes my dick
>think she's gonna do lewd things to me
>start hearing tiny voices laughing
>4 or 5 pixies fly down from the treetop
>they're an inch or so shorter than my erect cock
>they start hugging, licking, kissing and rubbing their whole bodies up against my penis
>Dryad nuzzles up to me, plays with my hair presses her bare breasts into my chest and kisses me while the fae play with my dick
>eventually cum, showering the pixies in semen
>they scoop up my cum off my dick, crotch and their small bodies, start spoon feeding it to the dryad, makes me watch her swallow it
>they thank me and let me go

pixie stuff is also consequently difficult to find

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>girl has nice butt, an some good panties
>sits on my face
>I breathe intermittently until eventually I pass out

I have done this before

how can you not like seeing a Japanese woman pushing her tongue into a dog's anus?

>be me
>28
>meet cute 18yo
>start dating
>get her pregnant
>have wedding with her 8 months pregnant
>we live happily ever after having one kid after the other
>18 years later we send our eldest off to college while she's pregnant with our 8th, or 9th, or even 10th child

I mean it’s literally so tame and basic I’m disgusted but

>older woman
>no kids
>is kinda mean throughout the day in little way like idk tripping me or paying for the food at a nice place or edging me under the table
>so there’s been a day full of teasing
>when we get home she continues to deny me as she undressed and gets into her lingerie
>she watches me do chores and if I don’t do it just right she punished me
>cock cage/actual cage/ spanks/ biting/ scratching whatever
>eventually using me as a barstool while she makes drinks or goes over work stuff
>eventually she lets me cum and then she sets everything aside and just cuddles me and talks really sweet
>we fall asleep

Remember kids: it’s only okay to be shamed by your partner if you like it and if they show you actual love and affection at the end of the fun.

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Lexi belle in a concentration camp outfit

Is she still fat?

is she jewish?

I’m soft, what can I say? At least I never considered transitioning or some gay shit like that.

and you have to pay me 5btc.

>crack open bedroom door
>naked bitch with plump ass and B-cups with thicc button nipples
>blonde upstairs and down
>she's already prepped and horny
>a golden retriever with his lipstick out and dripping
>she gets on all fours to show me her dripping snactch
>I unzip my pants in anticipation
>she says "fuck me daddy"
>I open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walks the dinosaur

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No

>be taking a shower
>wash ass with shower head
>little spray of hot water shoots up my hole
>feelsgoodman
>do it some more
>couple of wet farty bubbles squeak out
>get hard
>push shower head up my ass and spray boiling water on prostate
>balls starting to twitch
>suddenly I'm ejaculating semen and diarrhea
>boiling diarrhea shooting from my mouth and nose
>bathroom flooded with septic half-digested food and semen
>sister comes in, starts writhing on the floor massaging stinking semen mix into her vagina
>don't you ever knock?
>she starts giving birth to puppies
>every puppy has my face

Hm....well that’s something new

keep it realistic, mate

>be me
>wake up back in high school
>watching the drill team practice
>blondes brunettes redheads
>white grils, brown grils, black grils and a couple of hot asians
>leotards at first
>start next routine
>holy shit slow strip off
>each gril pops her tits out
>one after another right down the line
>40 pair of young tits looking at me
>easing the leotards off their hips
>shaking their asses high kicks
>all turn in unison
>40 perfect firm asses revealed
>and they pull their leotards to their ankles
>quick turn down the line
>40 naked grils with 40 pussies
>hairy, bald, trimmed, black hair, brown hair, blonde hair, curly and straight pussy hair
>all look right at me a state in unison
>prepared for inspection SIR

>get gang raped by mutant giant dicked gorillas

No need to go to the zoo.

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>thick furry gf shaking her big ass all over my face

>Tie woman to the bed
>Start grabbing and tearing her clothes off in pieces
>Once her clothes are shredded and barely hanging on proceed to fuck
>Tear off the scraps of clothing remain just before cumming

15 year old Taylor Swift with a penis

hundreds of athletic toned 12 year old blond boys urinating on me

>swap bodies
Out of all the degenerate fetishes that's on my top list of things I hate the most. Instead of hoping you'll be gifted someone else body why not stop being a lazy piece of shit and make your own temple of your mind the best it can be. Instead you want what isn't rightfully yours like fucking nigger.

I'm not one to kink shame much but you subhuman body swapists should be purged from society because heaven forbid your fantasies ever become obtainable.

Also if you want a girl to fuck your ass just find a kinky gf that will peg you with a strap-on.

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>end up living with mother in law
>shes a great housewife, cooks, cleans, is submissive
>wears only an apron when doing so
>lets me dress her up how i want, stockings, garters, wonderwoman
>since shes post menopause i can bust deep inside everytime
>make her cam
>collect profits

>keep five of the girls I know locked in my basement.
>first ex: I rape her pregnant and try out any and all BDSM kinks on her
>third ex: is forced to pleasure young boys - especially her students as she's a teacher
>a friend with large tits: restrained at almost all times. A milking machine attached to her nippleswhile i rape her pregnant
>flat chested friend: strapped down so she can be mounted and broken in by horses
>friend's hot little sister: locked in a bedroom and forced to prostitute

Dude, that is probably singlehandedly the sexiest, horniest, most amazing thing I've ever seen on Yas Forums. And it was only two damn sentences.

I don't have a sister but if I did I'd probably have tried something with her growing up. To get to this point you describe here, user, would have been my Holy Grail.

God bless you. Now post pics of your sis.

>getting this mad about fuck all

>move into trailer park
>find desperate single mother with hot daughter
>spoil them both
>ask mommy to share daughter
>have one suck my balls and one lick my ass then swap
>start prostituting both

Found the Trump voter

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>be diapered 24/7
>be available as a fucktoy whenever for big cock daddy
>even if I'm wet or messy

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Jim Bob Duggar, is that you?

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>Now post pics of your sis.

Yeah, actually no. But if it's any consolation, the two in that OP pic are brother and sister, model Noelia Rios did a naked photoshoot with her brother for some weird fucking reason.

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Ariel Castro, thought you killed yourself, what in the actual fuck?

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Me again Thought you would like this asstr dot org /files /Collections /Old_Joe's_Collection/Incest/BillyG/My%20Sister%20Jean%201-16%20BillyG.txt

Ok, well, thanks anyways. (I tried guys...)

retarded toddler crucifixion

really hard to find this kind of porn though

>basically just a big bi orgy
>me and gf are in the middle
>I'm fucking her pussy missionary
>she's got a cock in her mouth
>same for me, plus one in my ass
>basically used by everyone
>we make out with all the cum we get
>get some loads in me until I cum
>gf sits on my face, feeds me my cum
>blows me till I'm hard again
>make my rounds
>blow some cocks, eat some pussy
>clean up cum as I go
>gf gets covered in cum
>tits, face, hair, pussy
>I clean her up some
>eat a big pussy flavored wad out of her
>fuck her while she's a mess
>leave the last load in her

This guy gets it...we should party

>go to gay sauna
>soak in hot tub
>relax in steam room
>go to glory hole
>suck many strange cocks
>relax in private room for a bit
>let men come in and use my ass as a cum dump for a bit
>relax some more
>round 2 as cum dump
>go home

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>go to farm
>roll round masturbating naked in pig slurry

Joe Rogan?