Hello Yas Forums I have frustration with the small capacity of my home toilet; it clogs after EVERY. SINGLE. SHIT...

you have to understand; a toilet exists for ONE REASON and none other than to flush away my fat stinky SHIT. and if it can't even do that? well than its fucking GARBAGE

>based thread

Drink a lot of water, eat organic oranges/apples, and keep your temp high.

You can´t blame OP for his toilet. He´s right. It´s weak because it fails to take a real man´s poop, It´s crap.

it looks like a big black cock

no. i'm not letting a weak ass toilet dictate my diet. what kind of beta cuck do u think i am

You might have a squashed wax gasket. I just fixed my dad’s toilet; he had he same problem. He put a new gasket in cockeyed and it reduced the outlet opening so it flushed slow and wouldn’t get everything out. I pulled it off and put down a new, better gasket that wouldn’t squash fucked up when you put the toilet on. What I like to do to ensure an even install is put a stack of 1/8” wood shims on either side of the opening and kind of wiggle them out one at a time so I know it’s going down level and even and I can do it without counting on a spotter

>user whos knows his shit

my shit is so fucking massive and fucking GIANT GIRTH that it doesn't even make it half way in the hole. I'm literally smooshing shit down the drain and thats fucking degenerate. fuck toilets. it's about to get violent if i have to unclog another toilet.

But why is your shit so large? Do you poop once a week or what?

Yes. like once every 3 days.

My wife does shits like that. They don’t flush down either. Sometimes I can pee on them and break them up enough so they will flush but usually I have to pick them out and put in the bin. I really wish she’d do it herself but apparently her dad always did it for her, too. I try and feed her prunes but still she poops out these massive solid turds.

>her dad always did it for her, too
MOAR!

don't blame her, bro, it's society we should blame. inferior infrastructure standards.

How do I get a shit that large? Try not to shit for a week and eat cheese? Get a tape measure out for fuck sakes.

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That´s two courics at best

She doesn’t tell me they are there, either. I’ll just go to the toilet and yup there it is. Again. But, she only shits about once every three days so it’s not the worst thing in the world.

How fucking fat are you if every shit you take clogs the toilet?

i weigh 140lb and 5'8" fit and eat healthy af

Pee on, bro! Show them logs who the master is!

thats not the fault of the toilet you fucking barbarian. eat some fucking fiber

>thats not the fault of the toilet you fucking barbarian. eat some fucking fiber
FUCK U I WONT LET U OR SOME FUCKING TOILET TELL ME WHAT TO DO

>toilet is not a helpful indicator
You do it how you want to. Eventually your diet will affect your physical health as you become older and you will change your ways, but by then it will bit a bit late.

You are a moron user. All due respect. Thats not healthy and you are gonna destroy your anus like an insertion pornstar. Drink more water, try not to eat like a mutt and shit more often.

It´s not about health, it´s about the fucking toilet, that piece of shit

Plumbanon here. Replace your toilet with something bigger and if needed run 3" drain pipe rather than the shitty 2" you probably have. It'll be a good bit if you call your local plumber but a lot less if you know how to do it yourself/can stomach it

u want to know what's going to happen? do you? i'm going to spend a couple hundred on a "new" fucking piece of shit toilet. It's going to clog 3 weeks in and i'm going to fucking kill the post man with a fucking handgun out of rage. do u want that? make a toilet that guarenteed will flush a new-born baby and may'be i'll buy it. until then i shit in cardboard box

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>totousa.com/products/toilets
i won't be buying that because it's inevidebly going to clog and i'll be using a pLuNgEr like a fucking nigger.

I am never plunging another toilet in my fucking life time i guarantee it.

you can also just put the wax ring directly onto the toilet and then set the toilet down on the waste pipe

Yeah, thanks. Washlets for manlets, or what? Would probably break under a real log.

>plumber porn

Bro, get an outhouse then. Unless you shit so wide it won't go through the lid, you never have to worry about flushing again.

> Toto, toilets for Africans.

Patriots use American Standard Champions:

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it would be a bloody violent situation if i bought this and it clogged on me. i think i'm just better off boycoting toilets for the rest of my lfe.

i would get a commercial toilet. fuck this residential shit.

Get one of those marshmallow roasting forks and use it to break up the poops before you flush

Only one true toilet

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i'd rather shit in a box

Shit in a blender. Flush down or enjoy as a smoothie

Bitch you mean a skewer?

that's a fucking good idea

Call a plumber to clear your toilet pipes. They can actually become filled with shit and will need to be cleared.

you don't understand. the shit literally is typically so massive it doesn't even make it half way into the damn hole .

What the fuck are you talking about, user? Are you telling me your shits are wider in girth than the toilet's drain itself?

just about. the clog happens when it goes into the hole and tries to make the first bend

If turds are too heavy, water won´t flush it through the pipe.

You need a poop knife!

This

Fuck off faggot

u need a new BIG toilet (and pipes) for that piece of shit!
or use this to scatter and push shit:

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Why should a man insert that thing in his ass? It´s the toilet´s duty to get rid of that shit.