Secrets thread. What keeps you up at night? What secret or memory do you fap to more than anything?

Secrets thread. What keeps you up at night? What secret or memory do you fap to more than anything?

Post 'em if you got 'em

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I stabbed a man in Mesquite just for a Klondike bar

I massacred 27 burgers in one sitting at White Castle back in '93.

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Stole some nudes from a customers phone when they came in to service it tonight. I know this shit happens all the time, but I've never done it before.

Want to be pegged by a woman at least once

Preferably 5 times a day though

I like making concentration camps for women in sims. I spawn them or capture them then kill them or feed them to the cow plants. It's only women though.

I was going through a rough patch with my girlfriend of 5 years and she moved in with her mom to get some space. I started secretly seeing a coworker and really struck out a few dates in. I called my space-needing girlfriend over as soon as I got home and fucked her in the ass. She was so happy we were “getting back together” and I got the confidence I needed to fuck the coworker on our next date.

nice one musky

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I've quietly begun to see a therapist about my crippling fear of sex

Partying with old fags I let pick me up when a troubled teen hitchhiker.

I raped my wife one time. We came home really fucking drunk, we went to the bed and I took her panties out, pulled her skirt up, she said no I don't want to! Please stop, and struggled but I held her strongly and used her for minutes, she was saying plesase stop, then I came on her face, and she sat at the corner of the bed and started crying. Next day, she wakes up really lovely and playful kissing me and says "baby my head hurts, do you remember hw we got home last night? I blacked out...

whatd you do with them?

>What secret or memory do you fap to more than anything?
I came super fucking hard from being raped by a guy when I was in my teens. Hated myself for ages because of how much I enjoyed it and secretly wanted it to happen again.

>I raped my wife one time.
Literally impossible

how can you rape what you own? really??? WTF man..

If she said no it's technically rape regardless of her being your wife

I am personally disgusted by the idea of kissing a person, but I've had my tongue all up in a dog's mouth and I love it. I don't think it's gross at all but that's a very dissenting opinion.

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Depends on jurisdiction

Went to a wedding recently. Fist fucked the bride the night before. Highlight of my life...

does she keep your balls in her purse? gtfo pussy..

>What secret or memory do you fap to more than anything?
The first time I got chlamydia.
My gf cheated on me (already hot), and I found out I have an unbelievable lust for male nurses fondling my junk. I came in his gloved hand from barely being touched.

Sister and I have sex on the regular, no one suspects anything.

Please tell more. Male or Female? Where did this take place?

the edginess is astounding

Got a blowjob from a drunk girl I'm friends with. Was totally amazing.

Welcome to nu-Yas Forums.

Read through my ex's old fb messages and found out her first sexual experience was blowing two dudes one after the other

Whatever I could for their booze or their affection. I was empty. Still am. Damaged fuckup.

>be 14
>Xmas at my house
>Whole family is coming over
>My sister's family shows up early
>They have a daughter, my niece
>She's probably 9 or 10 or so
>Parents tell me to entertain her until more kids show up
>I'm all whatever
>We're up in my room
>I'm playing XBox
>She gets bored and lays down on the floor
>On her back, bicycle kicking me
>Super annoying because she's fucking up my game
>She's wearing a dress
>Tell her I can see her underwear when she kicks me
>"I don't care."
>I'm like you're pretty young to be a slut already
>"I'm not a slut! What's a slut?"
>A girl who likes to have sex
>"Oh. Whatev I guess I'm a slut."
>She kicks me again
>I'm like you don't have sex you don't even know what it is
>"Nuh UH I do! I do it all the time!"
>With who?
>"With boys. It's a secret."

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>At this point my only plan was to piss her off so that she'd leave me alone
>Tell her to stop being so slutty
>"OooOOOooh I'm a slut!"
>She's saying it in a mocking tone
>"I'm a sllluuUUUUt! See!"
>She brings her knees to her chest
>Wiggles her butt at me
>I'm like JFC stop you're going to get us in trouble
>She keeps doing it
>I pretend to be angry
>But actually it's pretty fucking funny
>"OoooOOOOoooh. Look at meeeEEEeee I'm slutty!"
>She scoots closer until she's pushing her butt into my side
>That's fucking it
>Drop the controller and start pinching her legs
>Like nip at her skin with my fingers
>She's laughing and squealing
>She keeps shifting her butt to point it at me
>I throw myself on her, pinning her knees against her
>Pinching basically turns into me rubbing my hands on her
>Her thighs and her ass cheeks
>Put my palm on her underwear and rub
>Sorta smoosh her pussy lips around
>She's laughing and squirming
>After a bit I let up and go back to my game
>She stays on her back smiling, dress hiked up, breathing heavy
>Lets out a big, satisfied sigh like you do after a laughing fit
>I'm a little freaked out though
>My bedroom door was wide open
>And what the fuck did I just do?
>The doorbell rings and she hops up excited to see who showed up

Later after dinner...
>My mom and aunts are in the kitchen cleaning up
>Rest of us are hanging out in the living room
>Only the glow from the Christmas tree and whatever retarded holiday movie was on TV
>Many of the grownups are napping
>Niece is the type to get on people's laps and cuddle
>She moves around from person to person, trying out laps
>I'm watching her, trying not to be obvious about it
>Looking for any sign that she's gonna tell on me
>Uncle gets up from the couch to go take a shit or something
>One of my cousins (a 13yo fat kid) snags the seat
>My niece sees him and then makes a beeline for him
>She gets in his lap and he seems annoyed
>Then she covers both of them with her blanket
>Like a blanket mound piled up to their shoulders
>My cousin suddenly looks confused
>He looks down at himself, then around the room
>I pretend to be spacing out at the TV
>They both keep fidgeting in a weird way
>I can see their arms moving around under the blanket
>The fuck is going on?
>The blanket slips off his shoulder
>Me being off to the side I can see into the gap
>She's reaching behind her into his lap
>He pushes her hand away
>She rests her hand on his thigh
>Then sssssllllowly slides it backwards towards his lap again
>His eyes are huge and panicky
>I'm watching like NO. FUCKING. WAY.

>A couple more back-and-forths and she finally gets her hand on his crotch
>Starts massaging it
>His eyes roll back a little
>After a few seconds I can see his boner tenting up his track pants
>She starts running her fingers over it
>He reaches down and does that sort of suck-in-and-dip-forward motion when you take out your dick
>I can see her hand dip in and out of view
>Holy shit she IS jacking him off!
>And it's crazy obvious
>But nobody else in the room seems to be seeing it
>I'm astonished and a little jealous
>After a minute he clenches his eyes and tenses up
>He twitches a few times
>Then they both relax
>She scoots to the floor, pulling the blanket with her
>His dick is out for a moment before he can let the waistband of his track pants snap back up
>Meanwhile she holds up her hand and looks at it
>Checking it for cum?
>He has a WTF JUST HAPPENED look on his face
>And my niece watches TV like nothing

>After a while she looks around the room
>She spots me in the reclining chair
>Almost catches me staring at her
>Oh fuck
>She climbs on my lap with her blanket
>Pushes my knees apart to sit in between my legs
>Then covers us up the same way as she did with my cousin
>Fuck fuck fuck
>What am I doing?
>I can see her dress has hiked up to her waist
>Which means there's only a few thin layers of fabric separating her ass from my dick
>Start getting a half chub
>I could pull it up to my waistband...but that would make it go away
>I kinda like the feeling of her against it
>So I adjust it to go down one of my pants legs
>After a while she is absentmindedly touching my legs
>Following the inside seam of my pants
>She finds my chub and starts tracing it with her fingers
>Then she starts "massaging" it
>Running her hand along it and squeezing a little every now and then
>Basically playing with it through my pants
>She reaches behind her with the other hand
>Starts feeling my balls through my pants
>Same absentmindedness
>Sorta softly kneading my ballsack
>Holy shit fuck
>My chub is now a raging boner
>Everytime it twitches it almost hurts
>I'm doing the pervert math
>Maybe she doesn't know what she's doing
>But I JUST saw her straight up jack off my fat cousin
>Fuck it
>Reach down to undo my pants
>Her hands stop while she feels what I'm doing
>Pull it out
>Ok here I go...
>Take her hand and put it on my dick
>Without hesitation she touches it with the tip of her fingers
>Probes around like she's making sure it's what she thinks it is
>Then she full on grabs it and starts sliding her hand up and down

>Fuck me she's really doing it
>Feels fucking amazing Of course
>But after a couple of minutes...I need more
>I don't even know what the endgame is here
>Surely I can't put it in my niece right?
>The fuck am I doing?!
>I don't know
>But I know I need more
>I push my pants down a little
>She seems to get where I'm going with this
>She scoops out my balls
>And now my whole crotch is just out there
>She sits her butt closer to me
>I lift her dress all the way up and out of the way
>So my dicks is up against her
>I can feel the warm skin on her back while she keeps rubbing me
>I want to hump at her but I'm afraid that would be too obvious
>So instead I put my hands on her waist.
>She grabs my hands and moves them under her dress onto her bare legs
>Where her legs meet her ass
>The side of her ass cheeks are SO SOFT and warm
>She casually reaches back
>Keeps playing with my dick and balls
>I am about to black out from the horniness

>I start rubbing across her legs and down to her thighs
>When I do, she opens her legs more for me
>Holy shit
>I move my hands over her underwear and palm her crotch
>I'm still just testing the waters
>Meanwhile she's sliding her hand to the base of my dick
>Pressing her fist into my crotch
>Then squeezing as she slides back to the tip
>It's fucking crazy good
>Decide to lift my hand to dip underneath her underwear
>I can't quite manage it
>She stops jerking me to lift her waistband away so my hand can go in
>Move my fingers around her pussy lips
>Eventually slide a finger down through her lips
>Feel the little nub of her clit
>Then down further
>And I feel her getting a little wet
>HOLY
>SHIT
>I WISH I could say I fingered her and she came or some bullshit like that
>But no
>Feeling her getting wet was too much
>I start cumming
>Shoot a couple of times on her back
>Dribble a bunch more onto her hand
>I see her shoulders jiggle like she's laughing
>I remember thinking oh shit I better clean my cum off her back
>I use my undershirt
>And while I'm doing it I'm suddenly re-aware of EVERYBODY sitting around me
>My eyes are like dinner plates as I scan the room
>Seems like nobody's looking
>Until I lock eyes with my fat cousin
>I freeze and We just look at each other for a solid 10 seconds
>Then we both slowly look away
>She starts gathering the blanket around her like she's about to get up
>I scramble to yank my pants back up before she hops off
>Same as before, she slides to the floor into her blanket nest
>I have to quickly grab a pillow to cover my unzipped pants
>Meanwhile I see her checking out my cum on her hands
>Watch in amazement as she licks it off

I'm male. Happened at my neighbors house. He was a good deal older than me but I used to hang out around him a lot because we were both into weeb shit. When I started realizing I might be gay I confided in him a lot about it. One time when we were talking about it he leaned over and kissed me. I didn't know what to do but I liked it and so started kissing him back.
After a bit though he started putting his hand down my pants, and when he started touching me I got really nervous and tried to back out. His entire demeanor changed, he pinned me to the couch with his body while he pulled my pants down. Once they were gone he flipped me over and put one hand over my mouth while grinding against my ass with his crotch.
After lubing me and his cock up he pushed himself inside me and pumped my ass while I sobbed and tried to fight back tears. After a while the pain subsided and it started to feel good, really good. I realized I was rock hard, and started jerking off as he put all of his weight into fucking me. After a little bit longer I felt him push all the way into me and he started groaning. At the same time, he reached around and started jerking me off, and after only a few strokes I came all over the couch. Afterwards he slapped my ass and asked me if I still wasn't sure I was gay. Told me to call him whenever I wanted to ride his dick. I took him up on the offer at least one a week until I moved out.

Same girlfriend for approx 9 years

cheating on and off with married women
coworkers definitely my favorites
more?

Sex is overrated. Just rub one out.

Learned my fuck buddy does specially commissioned porn videos, was not surprised to see how degenerate she could get for money from horny strangers.

Worst thing she ever did?

Lesbian bondage rape was quite possibly her most vanilla ones so take that for what you will.

Was she the dom or the sub?

Secret...
fucked my manager while I worked at a bank
after i came, through the condom off
continued to fuck her
her dog ate my condom
she found it in his shit, day or two later

fake story but fun read

I witnessed my older brother raping his daughter... I never stopped him or told anyone...

The several times and girls I cheated my girlfriends with.

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I once stole my friend's sex tape and replaced it with some random sports championship highlight reel he had nearby. Went home with a few beers and watched it with the boys, no homo. My friend's girl found out the tape was gone when they went for the old in'out while watching themselves fucking on the tele only to find out someone stole their tape. She dumped him on the spot, poor bastard. Not too much later, he developed a mean heroin habit because he couldn't handle the pain. I couldn't tell him not to do it since I am on and off the stuff myself. It didn't take much time at all for him to become a junkie, lose most of his possessions, become sickly, OD and pass out face down in his own vomit. His funeral made me and the boys pretty sad, but we mapped out a retirement plan that kind of involved fucking over some powerful people being it was our whole "one last job" shite. It didn't work out so well, but I ended up being able to ditch the worst of the lot with some extra dough, a nice job, a hot underage girlfriend, and even had enough in reserve to help out my lovable, but potato-like friend. I guess the overall lesson in this is that being a voyeur, especially one that likes to document it, can kill you.

The sub.
All of her rape themed videos (Ones I've seen anyway) she's the sub/bottom. That doesn't surprise me at all though.
The absolutely most tasteless of what I've seen is probably her as a school girl fucking a guy dressed as a priest.

Guess he should have chosen life

The idea is pretty hot ngl

Dammit Renton

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POST THEM, PLEASE

Me and 2 other guys gangfucked his little sister when we were in high school. She was 11 at the time. She consented, but it was definitely rape. She didn't enjoy it and asked us to stop a few times. Which we didn't until we all finished.

I feel bad about it,but it was the hottest fuck of my life tbh.

>her as a school girl fucking a guy dressed as a priest.
Top kek girl sounds like a freak.

I literally was face to face for about ten seconds with a sea monster in 2006 while sailing with friends.
Shit was terrifying.

Did he as fo treefitty?

Your uncle works at 7-11! Awesome!

found the virgin

As hilarious as it would've been, no, it was basically a ten second staring contest before it disappeared back underwater.

It scares me still but I like to think our boat caught it's attention and it was curious.

I was going through a rough patch with my girlfriend of 5 years and she moved in with her mom to get some space. I started secretly seeing a coworker and really struck out a few dates in. I called my space-needing girlfriend over as soon as I got home and fucked her in the ass. She was so happy we were “getting back together” and I got the confidence I needed to fuck the coworker on our next date.

> one of my close friends has a little brother , and our age difference is only 3 years
> the little brother and I would always hang out then things started getting oddly sexual, but always played off as locker room behavior. (sitting on my lap and moving around with my obvious boner there, etc)
> I always had fantasies about raping the fuck out of him
> we were at a friends party and started wrestling, i got out of hand and went to give him a hickey and left a mark, not acknoledging how intense it was.
> a week later, it turned into a huge deal that apparently made him uncomfortable and got me kicked out of my older friends wedding party and uninvited to the wedding
> I lied about everything not revealing my intention, but saying its how we played around
> everyone believed it and even my older friend and his bride did, but the parents didn't and that's what got me kicked out since they were paying for the whole thing
> out of anger I still think about fucking the little brother and i get off to it.
> i still feel bad about it all, but for some rerason it gets me off
>the wedding is tomorrow and ive been super down about it, but shit happens

ive been fucking one of my aunts and one of my cousins since i was 15 im 30 now