Squatter user here. I was able to make a fake lease and get the power up and running in my name...

Squatter user here. I was able to make a fake lease and get the power up and running in my name. Now to get the water going. But I don't have any sinks, so I have to cap off the cut pipes.
This shit is making me paranoid.
When the power got turned on, the security alarms were still active. I scrambled to the security closet and unplugged everything quick. Shit got me nervous as fuck. Went around cutting out all the security motion sensors and alarm panels.
Also had to cut out the smoke/carbon monoxide sensors because they were loud as fuck.
When squatting, be sure to cut out all smoke detectors and security alarm panels before powering on the house.

So begins day 1 official squatting.

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do you know who's house it was? Also nice dubs

more pics or shit didn't happen

Thanks, and yeah, I kind of do, but not worried about it too much. It is on my mind though that they'll come back and try to kick me out.

I turned off all the lights for the night. So I need to get myself a air mattress and some bottled water for day 2.

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thats just a googimage right? Whats your house look like on the inside, I wont ask for the outside for not wanting to dox you

I want to hear more about this on day two.
You have my attention.

I'm super paranoid about the cops coming. If they do come, I won't be able to do much since I have my car parked in the garage.

The plan is to use the power to clean up the place more.

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Doesnt look too bad, You can totally clean it up and make a home of it. How long has it been abandoned and how did you come to know of it?

Kill yourself

What if they come back and just kill you, or fuck you up?

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I'm interested as fuck

Its possible, but they would have to break into the house since I changed all the locks already and reprogrammed the garage door. So they can't easily get in without making a mess and loud noises. I can fight back if need be. I have a 9mm.

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Next time just unhook all landline jacks on the outside of the house. That’s what they use. As far as the water. Go to home cheapo and steal some sharkbite fittings and whatever else you’ll need to cap off or connect lines. Pex is cheap as dirt

I'd keep him in the basement, make him squeal like a little piggy

Do they still have the deed to the house? Or is it gone and theres just no legal owner?

This shit seems legit.
You're going to need power if you want to be comfy. Getting a generator doesn't seem like a good idea since you would get caught easily.
One of these days you might have to result to living out of a car.

Yeah, I want to pick some up tomorrow when they open and cap off all the cut lines. Then see if the water can be turned off from the water heater in the garage. I'm thinking its using well water from the nearby pond instead of public utility water.

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Yes, they still have the deed, but the owner is in jail for the next 3 years. Won't get out til 2023. I'm more worried about the cousin who has power of attorney on the house. I'm guessing it was him that stole all the appliances and shit. What a dick. Goes to show that not all squatters damage the house, just the people who own it.

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I have power. Read the first post.

There is no basement.

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>Next time just unhook all landline jacks on the outside of the house. That’s what they use.
Good way to get caught by a modern system that also uses cellular and/or internet

The first image is a google image. The rest are real.

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You are a nigger

Lmao if that's youre thinking about the water supply and the hot water heater, you will fail at capping those lines shark bite or not

I disabled the whole security mother board inside the house and unpowered everything. I set up a deer camera outside for the night incase someone is lurking around like cops.

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How so? You a plumber? How else would I stop the water from flooding the kitchen and bathrooms?

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Nope.
I put a little dog pellet on the door knob incase someone opened the door while I was away.

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Where is that purple light coming from? Looks like some vaporwave scene but its just trash everywhere.
Also congrats on your new home for the next 3 years user, I wish you all the best and hope you keep your 9mm close for unwanted late night niggerings

Used to do plumbing. Do HVAC now. But I ain't about to help your nigger ass, I'd rather watch the train wreck

My LED flashlight. It has 3 settings. Bright white, low light (makes things in photos purple), and red light. Its 10 inches long and rivals maglite.
Thanks user, I keep seeing shit on youtube on how squatters get caught, about 100% of them are caught by forclosure agents trying to sell the house and discover someone's living there. Forclosure is the main downfall for these people not making it. If it wasn't for that, they would have been left alone.

Have fun dying in a fire, you useless piece of shit.

stop trying to steal fucker, I'm going to college to get certified as a paralegal and learning about fucks like you is mind numbing. So many bullshit legal loopholes that need fixed so people like you can be taken out by police and stomped.

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>Plumbing
Go ask /diy/ i guess

Yeah, there's an HVAC. I haven't turned it on yet. I don't want to either because the air is foul and needs to be cleared from all the dog poo.

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Anyone can learn your job on YouTube. That's how basic you are.

Haha, yeah, I have a fire extinguisher. I'm okay.

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But its fun to steal, the excitement, the rush, feeling alive. Going against the rules is fun.

Are you prepared for the apocalypse? Squatting in a house really does sound like one of the best hideouts. You should start breaking into the neighbors houses to steal all their food.

I did once, but they're a bunch of old ass holes.

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The be fair the old "Owner" seems like he should own a home to begin with.

>stop trying to steal fucker
If people like squatter user didnt exist, your legal certification would be useless and you wouldnt have a job. You need him to make a living.
He is the Yin to your Yang, user

If that house is abandoned then it’s not modern.

>stop trying to steal fucker
No
t. Kleptomaniac

Should not*

Minimally yes. I have just the bare minimum knowledge of how to survive. Where to get and filter water, find food, search and avoid toxic things. Fire is always a bad thing when squatting. Never ever make a fire from what I learned. But if you're in the wild, that's okay because you're outside, but when in a urban environment, its a smoke signal saying "come get me".

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Pathetic fuck cant afford a place and has to Nig around. How does it feel being less than a sub saharan fuck?

Thats a really neat looking house user, Im kinda jelly tbh. Good luck cleaning up all that trash and setting up your own security though.
Grats

Its not abandoned I don't think. I think the cousin who stole all the good shit just figured there's no point in keeping the house or living in it cause of the upkeep. I can do the upkeep myself. But I don't intend on staying when 2023 comes around.

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How can someone have a house that looks this nice, and just trash it. What a waste. Make that shit yours OP, you deserve it.

How does it feel being a slave to the jews and their financial debt burden, working 8-12 hours a day, hardly any time to yourself and your family. Slaving away to pay off your student loans, car loans, house loans, etc, saving pennies each month for your retirement only to watch inflation and market crashes wipe out all your savings

Seconded

Plumbing yes. HVAC, good luck. I've got $500 says the first time you even touch refridgerant you burn yourself lmfao hit me up when you need your shit replaced I'll take that $14000 for a days work any day pleb

Thanks user, but I'm not staying forever. It didn't take much effort to find places like these, I have 5 other places in case I have to ditch early. You'd be surprised how many homes and commercial buildings get left behind and forgotten.

So accurate.

If you're smart enough to work for yourself, you're not a slave to shit. I have time to do whatever the fuck I want when I want

You first.

I have the same mindset sort of. I hate paying for something and never owning it.
Once you're dead, and no one is paying the property taxes, the land and everything on it gets sold by the state and recycled cheap for someone to sell it again and again. Its a never ending machine. I feel that people don't understand that.
If you pay for a mortgage for 30 years, the home isn't yours, its the banks. If you pay off a house and land, you still have to pay property taxes. It belongs to the state.

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Hahahaha, you’re wasting your life like a faggot.

>I can fight back if need be. I have a 9mm.
Killing someone on their own property will not end well for you. You're a dumb motherfucker and this is going to end very poorly for you.

What are you smoking? The land the house, it's yours when it's paid off. Taxes are a necessary evil, yes some of it goes to shit, but the rest funds any type of infastructure you have. Society seriously can not be this retarded. Streets just magically pave themselves now?

The main closet is my new bedroom by the way.

In life, its all about minimizing damage. And cheating is okay as long as you get away with it. You can cheat all your life but as soon as you get caught, you have hell to pay. And the punishment isn't for cheating the system, its getting caught.

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What city are you in, user?

> the rest funds any type of infastructure you have
lol okay, if thats what you believe. I'm sorry you forgot about the billions of tax dollars used to bail out banks and airports.

Can't tell you, sorry user, that would be considered doxing. But its on the east coast.

Dont answer this
Dont get caught, youve got my blessing.
Stay safe user, all the best

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This thread blew the fuck up holy shit I can't wait to see where this goes

you're pathetic. In 50 years we'll all be dead but this user will have had a grand adventure and you'll have just gone to class.

Here's a good story about a billionaire cheater/liar that went above and beyond. Until she got caught.

Elizabeth Holmes

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Are you the same guy who posted about adversely possessing the North Carolina house from the Muslim dude a month ago

Feel free to ask me anything. And if you want to know how you can squat, you can do it too.

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You mean the company that pays you $15 an hour will take the $14,000.

Bitch is still outside of a jail cell and probably walked away with enough net worth to never work again. Probably comes back in a few years with a book deal.

All because a bunch of rich rubes fell for
>muh womyn steve jobs

How to find a place? I already have a nice home and Ill prolly not squat but I like urban exploration and searching abandoned buildings and such.
You got any tips on identifying abandoned houses other than the obvious facade of the house; dust, overgrown grass, uncollected mail, etc
Any tips to find them without scouting them out in person?

It worked didn't it? She was smart enough to make a lie believable and got a ton of fuck money for it. Not all winners are heros.