Have you seen the new Star Trek Picard show? It’s sooooo edgy. They say “Fuck” a lot

Every episode. EVERY FUCKING EPISODE, some woman lectures and berates Picard. I'm not kidding.

holyshit! I completely forgot
thanks for reminding

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Someone is always chewing him out for doing nothing. I just want a DS9 reference damn it, where's the fucking Defiant?. Seeing more Voyager characters would be nice so long as they aren't literally hacked to bits..

Is Patrick Stewart good at least? He's the only reason I'd ever watch this anyway

All we've had from DS9 so far was a reference to Quark. Member berries all over the place, and that doesn't substitute for good writing.
I know all the characters, though... there's Picard, Han Solo the captain, the drummer chick from Scott Pilgrim, the junkie, and Legolas the elf.

i'd just like to add that i'd still fuck the shit out of jeri ryan

Sadly, no. He mostly stands around while people yell at him for being a terrible person. Alex Kurtzman is wiping his ass with the fans.

She still looks hot.

Show is awesome. Bitchers and moaners are neither Trekies nor Trekors. Show rocks.

the main romulan baddy is hot as fuck too

He's a doddering old useless fuck.

I hate it that these people have made me hate Jean-Luc Picard. I hate everyone on this show except Hugh, who they killed, and Icheb, who they killed. The Romulan bodyguard is a particular object of ridicule.

fag

Emo Spock, or his sister?

It fuckin sucks and doesnt feel like star trek at all

Television.

the sister. he can watch though

This guy?

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looked it up, new show looks like a winner

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projectfreetv.fun/?s=picard

His even more gay twin brother. Absolutely fucking laughable.

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Oh, sorry... clicked the wrong thumbnail. Honest mistake. Here's Legolas.

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Kestra a cute

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I recommend the Minx 720p torrents at TGx. Great quality super small file sizes. Think they are h264 codec so use VLC

"I named my daughter after the dead sister I never met!"

You spelled "fapped" wrong.

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>They say “Fuck” a lot.

That makes me want to see it, even less. I would possibly have wanted to see it without that, since almost every other edgy streaming show has that term used. It's played out and insipid.

Actual Picard dialogue: "Will you bind your sword to my cause?"

Ludicrous.

Hahahahaha.... touche

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try psarips, h265, even smaller file sizes, better quality

and he would

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I think Alex Kurtzman, the executive producer, binds a lot of swords to his cause.

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Seven's daughter looks alright too.

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That's fake.

It leads to bestiality and pedophiles.

is her acting really stiff or am i imagining it?

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1-dimensional character, 1-dimensional acting

I read some outrage article a while back about alison pills character being trans and not having a trans actor play her, yet not once has the trans thing being brought up in the show

What was that five minutes of irrelevant, off topic shit they threw in with her son?

"You weren't there!"
"I'm here now."
"But you weren't there! You think you can just walk back in like nothing happened?"
"But I'm here now."
"But you weren't there!"

Jesus fuck, did they just have time to kill? The dialogue is just fucking awful. And Picard getting his ass chewed by some fucking woman every week while he sits there and looks at his shoes.

They bought the character back to kill him. He was not even on screen for 2 minutes. Not even bullshittng you either

They'll probably bring back Jake Sisko as a serial rapist. Then kill him.

>the executive producer
Patrick Stewart is also an executive producer on that show.

Was it necessary to drill out his eyeball?

THERE ARE LIKE 20 PRODUCERS IN THE CREDITS. It's a show by people who don't know Star Trek, written by a committee of idiots,

Cons:
The fight scenes are like that cringy anime where everyone moves super fast and never misses their thrown weapon roll and every hit is a kill. Tons of "diversity". Anti-human racism. Swear words in muh Star Trek! Predictable.

Funny cameos. Decent plot, who doesn't love Data. Shows the commie Starfleet as corrupt. Picard as you've never seen him before.

I like it.

I was never into Star Trek so, no, but I have seen plenty of reviews/clips of it to know it's woke hot garbage.

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The actor who played Icheb committed a sin on Twitter, made a bigger mistake by apologizing, so they killed his character. They even used a different actor. They used a different actor for Bruce Maddox, too. And killed him as well.

What's wrong with Itchy?

Brutally tortured him and then killed him

They killed Riker and Trois other kid off screen because of the "synth" ban.

No fucker is allowed to be happy in new trek. Everyone is an emotional wreck

They need to kill everyone on the show and try again.

Other than the Troi look-alike in the Tatooine bar, did they kill ANY woman on this show?

youtube.com/watch?v=X6oUz1v17Uo

CAPTAIN
JEAN-LUC PICARD

>did they kill ANY woman on this show?
Just white men and the black Romulan that Legolas beheaded because that's how you kill people in a world with phasers.

silver and shiny = science fiction
black and shiny = pro dom

See? Women *can* survive many years of wife-swapping.

>facts

The SHEER FUCKING AUDACITY!!!

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New episode had some super female romulans an hero themselves in yet another flashback.

Cos they can't tell a story without a flashback every episode. Shit's weak.

>Icheb committed a sin on Twitter
And what might that have been?

I said that the fag from Star Trek Discovery (STD) (who was allegedly molested by Kevin Spacey) was old enough to have just walked away before there was trouble. Which is true. But no, he waited 25 years to MeToo Spacey and you always believe accusers. So, they killed the actor in effigy on a new show.

"Hubris" you fucking idiot.

It's said**

Who cares. The show sucks, the characters suck, the writing sucks, and it's not Star Trek.

The Orville is more Star Trek than new Star Trek.

Stood up for Kevin Spacey who he saw as a friend because twitter was flipping it's shit before before any conclusive evidence was given.

You obviously cared enough to find a still from the show and but not enough to actually get the quote right. Pathetic.

Seth we know it's you.
I'll give you credit though, you finally managed to make a show without a talking animal, a strangely-despised daughter, and a baby trying to be cool

>it's not Star Trek
That's what we used to say about TNG. And then DS9. And then…

Got a friend to watch an episode with me cause I said it was decent, then pic relevant comes up and he just looks at me like ..... well you know.

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Alex Kurtzman, is that you? You're a faggot and everything you touch that is Star Trek, you destroy.