Shit was so cash

checked....pay up OP

heh

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kek, moar

Too soon

Cute

user you are a sick fuck

You're a sick basterd, and it's much too soon.
However. I approve. Too bad they're nonexistent other than shops.

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Again, I dont i understand the joke here and why it's too soon. What is it?

She dead

>Reply
It's too soon.

Come on dude? It's to soon, not really a joke

Damn why did she die? You mean like in the photo shes dead? Not surprised some cuck would make fun of that here

too soon

Fuck out of here you faggot. You're exposing yourself for the useless waste if trash you are.

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too soon

who even is that

>joke

U sick pervert. That is literally not funny.
It’s taken me weeks to BEGIN to finally recover from that shit.

Welcome new friend.

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Don’t forget, you’re here forever!

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I don't believe she's actually dead. She's kinda hot, I think she's a mother of three now. The oldest will be a teenager soon, and is kinda moodie.

based art

Not too soon, assholes. Just fucking lay off the bullshit about this. Provide proof or STFU about her being dead. You've been called out, what do? Most likely cower in a corner, the usual reaction you cucks take under pressure.

>mother of three now
wrecked cunny pic please

lol i havent been on this board a lot but i did not come from reddit

>mother of 3
>wrecked cunny
>fapping intensifies

Drop the sluts noods

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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> hurr hurr too soon! Hey guys I did the Yas Forums joke am I funny now? Get it, because I replied TOO SOON hahaha

u mad tho

No I'm funny because I said TOO SOON hahaha I'm one of you guys now I can't wait to tell mom I made friends with the Yas Forums joke

Ehhhh, most of you faggots are fucking noobs @ the internets. I use linux not because I hate microsoft (believe me, I do, but that's not why),
not because I want to be a geek (I am), but because it fits my style. It's so much easier to accomplish things when you have the power of *nix commandline goodies ala GNU tools, etc. As well, I don't have to spend time searching for cracks and shit because /everything/ I use is free and I can build it from source if I need to.
Not only that, but anything I don't like, I can crack open and change, usually without too much difficulty. Linux: The OS is /yours/. Get the fuck out, all of you. @ OP, unrar-free might work, as well as install rar and using rar
x filename. (rar might be in multiverse repos, you should have those enabled anyway)

Google “the perfection girl story” enjoy newfriend

We got win

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I JUST WANT TO LET ALL YOU SICK INDIVIDUALS OUT THERE KNOW SOMETHING THAT IS SERIOUS. YOU ALL NEED JESUS. BAD. YOU ARE ALL TWISTED AND SICK. YOU ALL HAVE MENTAL ISSUES, PERVERSIONS OR SOME FORM OF RETATATION. IT IS SOMETHING YOU CAN >ALL< BE SAVED FROM IF YOU CAN JUST ACCEPT AND TURN TO JESUS CHRIST. HERE IS A BACKSTORY FOR YOU THAT WILL HOPEFULLY CHANGE YOUR IDEAS ABOUT THIS SITE! 2 DAYS AGO, MY FRIEND COMMITTED SUICIDE BECAUSE OF Yas Forums. SHE TRIED HANGING HERSELF BUT COULDN'T SO SHE SHOT HERSELF WITH HER FATHERS RIFLE AFTER NOT BEING ABLE TO HANDLE TO CONSTANT STREAM OF TORMENT YOU ALL BROUGHT UPON HER LIFE. PROTITUTES AND PIZZAMEN KEPT CALLING AND SHOWING UP FOR HER AT HER HOUSE, YOU GUYS BULLIED HER TUMBLR AND FACEBOOK, HER TWITTER, AND POSTED NUDE PICTURES OF HERE ON THIS WEBSITE. SHE WAS UNDERAGED YOU LUNATICS!!! I JUST NEED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT YOUR WEBSITE IS GOING DOWN, I AM WRITING A LETTER TO MY LOCAL CONGRESS AS WE SPEAK IN ORTER TO PETITION AND HAVE THIS WEBSITE REMOVED PERMANENTLY!!!! IF I HAVE MY WAY (WHICH I WILL, I AM PRETTY HIGH UP) YOU ALL WILL HAVE YOUR SERVERS SHUT DOWN AND HEAVEN AND MOOT WILL BE ARRESTED. THEY WILL BE FORCED TO TURN OVER YOUR POSTS AND INFORMATION AND TESTIFY AGAINST YOU!!! ENJOY THE WEBSITE WHILE IT'S STILL ONLINE!! IT WILL NOT BE MUCH LONGER I CAN PROMISE YOU THAT. WHAT KIND OF SICK PEOPLE GO AFTER A CHILD WHO IS PROUD OF BEING A WOMAN? FEMINISM WILL ALWAYS OVERRULE CRUELTY!!!! SHE MAY HAVE TAKEN HER LIFE BUT SHE WAS STRONG. YOU GUYS ARE JUST DEMONS. TRUE EVIL. TURN TO GOD, PLEASE! MY FRIEND HAD TO LOSE HER LIFE BECAUSE Yas Forums COULDNT STOP TORTRING HER FOR 10 MINUTES. SHE OULDNT CATCH HER BREATH AND YOU KEPT GOING! !. I DARE YOU GUYS TO GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT!!! I AM STRONG AND NOTHING WILL EVER TEAR ME DOWN. I DARE YOU TO SAY ANYTHING. YOU GUYS ARE DONE FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ENJOY YOUR BEASTIALITY, CHILD PORN AND CHILD MURDERS WHILE IT LASTS "FAGGOTS". -----YOU ARE PATHETIC

Know what's getting fucking old?
Know what's getting tired?
Know what's so fucking lame?

All the years of "too soon" bullshit.
Fucking end it or forever be the lame ass old tired retard.

Fuck.

>Anger Intensifies

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Not soon enough.

Are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY

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Alright alright you asked for it. Someone should pass on the story before it just becomes a meme I guess.
Her name was Mary-Ann Rialeb, and she was at a party. It was at a college senior's apartment in Vancouver. His little brother had apparently spiked some drinks with antifreeze to try to get all the girls drunk really fast, but didn't realize it was poison and could kill them.The only one who actually drank any was Mary-Ann, and she had already had some drinks before then. She got really weird drunk and started complaining about not being able to see anything. She the guy (the senior's little bro, not the senior) convinced her to strip down and pose for some pictures. He left to get his camera and then when he came back he asked if it would be alright to snap some pictures. She didn't say anything so he assumed it was okay, and he took one or two pics. He then asked if she would change her position and pose but she still didn't say anything, so he moved her around. As he took the pictures, he was uploading them on the computer. It wasn't until he had snapped 4 pictures that he realized she wasn't breathing. The fourth picture, he had pulled her bra off. That one is very rare. But anyway, after that, he found she was dead and panicked and called an ambulance (after doing what he does best,) but the pictures were already up on the internet. When her mom found out, she got scared and was quoted as saying "If you don't respond to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight."

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ok ok but in all seriousness, gf is prego we like to get kinky anyways. one night things get particularly saucy when i'm sticking my noodle in her and I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering
>ohshitohshitohshitohshit
I rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital she's still bleeding everywhere by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent oh shit, she looks like she's in a vegetative state storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain everything he takes one look and says "sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"
>WHY THE FUCK NOT.jpg
and he says "we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"

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Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That’s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench bressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my **** in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a ****ing umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight ****ing frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didn’t weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like mother****ing fountains. Made the **** beg for my cum, but I didn’t give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn’t say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. It’s only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you ***gots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures. Carl out.