YLYL, anything goes. Porn memes are highly appreciated
YLYL, anything goes. Porn memes are highly appreciated
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Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
FUCKING LOST LMFAO
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dubs of wisdom
Unoriginal fucks...
SAFE
Its piss
Congratulations, you saw the billboard at the airport in gta v and you understood the joke.
If only it was actually funny to begin with
still haven't read it
Your missing out
We’re all gonna die
Can't believe this is still posted. I was in the first thread this was posted
when?
Report.
No fucking clue. Like two years ago? Possibly even longer.
>your
>missing out
what? on pussy?
f u
I've been on Yas Forums since nixon's first term and I have never, ever seen this copypasta posted, ever
Rolling
Family of whores
i aint no bitch ass white boy cunt
Shit ain't funny... at all...
Dude don't turn shrek into a nig. Not cool.
yeah sure faggot
And the black one tastes better.
its not supposed to be, its funny when retards like you rage at it
roll
got me good
Rolling
SAUCE? WTF????
Phew
f u
its funny bc its true
>safety off in the picture
hope the retard shot himself
Is this gay porn?
they're playing with glow-in-the-dark dinosaurs you nitwit
sweet release
*Coughs*
Generally you can't safety a firearm until it's ready to fire. Probably unloaded.
Rollero
if its unloaded it shouldn't have a mag in it.
Lost :DDD
>how is this funny
>sees filename
>autistically laugh a single time
I fucking hate you
White privilege.
What? Wait...
Zoomer
no, don't kill me, I need to watch more BLACKED
the goofy inbred brits are just infatuated with shitting
How do you know you saw it the very first time?
putin meme pic