Wife got a Brazilian, I like it. But do I tell her why I like it?

She's a fat pig

fuck you, I'm not a newfag, I've been here since the summer!

why do you like it

It's high end of optimal

She says she likes it because her underwear feels smoother on it. But I can't say why I like, have to make up something.

Just say it feels nicer you fucking retard. Or you could just tell straight up tell her that you're a closet pedo, you seem to be leaning toward that option anyway? Knock yourself out. Or maybe you could just say, fucking nothing? Post results, whatever you do. I feel you'll pretty much fuck this up without anyone's input and I could use a laugh.

have you thought about killing your self you pedo faggot?

It looks so much like my little sisters vagina.

It's funny because people are pedos in their subconscious animal minds.

yes obviously but only a creep would go for a child, same way only a creep would go for someone else wife

It looks like someone gashed an albino sea lion with a spear and left it to bleed out.

" Hey honey, I really like you with Brazilians because your pussy looks and feels amazing. Also it turns me on just looking at it"

Man up and be honest with your wife faggot

Wow...

That's not your wife FAGGOT.its some image you found on google.nigger.

Best advice is to say wow it's so smooth, makes boom time more fun. If she presses you , which she probably won't, but if she does, say, Well, before, more than once I've gotten one of your pubes right in my dick head, and it hurts. Ain't gonna happen now! Meanwhile keep your hot pedo fantasies deep inside.

Moar?

All these and more don’t know aunt B

kek

>Meanwhile keep your hot pedo fantasies deep inside.
Stop projecting. OP could have trichophobia

Get her to wear some cute Disney panties and she'll get the idea

this dude gets it

Show her how much you like it by eating her ass

im not a fan of another mouth-like orifice with a 5oclock shadow making out with my face

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Yeah, sure, on 4-chan, there's such a thing.

My gf does this, she buys the girls size 16 panties packs that are so cute (it's equivalent to women's size 5-7).

You should stop projecting friend.

op never implied the pic was his wife.

>Also it turns me on just looking at it"
But honey, why would looking at a hairless cunt turn you on?

Pussy is gross

you like cock, that is ok.

does she role play

She does in fact. Probably cause she got naughty touched.

I think we can all agree bald pussy is the best

care to share her story?

uncle jimmy giving her some milk

Swell guy, that Uncle Jimmy. Everyone could use some milk

You don’t have to tell her you’re a pedo, OP. Just say you have an age play fetish. See how she takes it and go from there.

does she have strong bones now thanks to Uncle Jimmy?

She's also got A rash. Tell her that.

More pics of your wife!

If your wife's got a normal figure, she can wear them no problem.

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>rash
Virgin doesn't know what a well fucked pussy looks like. Plus white women bruise and mark easily.

lol says the projecting beta-cuck, to insecure in his life to recognize his own pedo nature.

She always tears up, but was her dad's friend. Waking up with his hand in her underpants many times.

>Everybody is fucked in the head like me

did you know that you have a skeleton inside of you right now

>Those are different things

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everyone knows skeletons are a myth

> tears up

as if she didn't love it...

fuck you too, keyboard
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prove it flat earther faggot