If you are above the age of 18 or 19 and still smoke this everyday. You are a child

Stay mad faggot

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Says OP as he finishes yet another Coors Light. He crushes the can between his powerful 150 lb frame's arms. The aluminum giving way makes him feel powerful and in control. "Take that you stupid children!" he thinks to himself while avoiding thinking about Jessica wanting to date Jason, that loser stoner, instead of him, the superior guy! His displaced feelings resolving none of his issues and enhancing their consequences instead. "It's all marijuanas fault! It made her choose him!" he says again, not realizing what an insufferable fuckwit he is.