Italian here. This is the third day we're locked up in home, and likely this is just the beginning. AMA

Stavo parlando del coronavirus ritardato. È per i minchioni come te che la Sicilia ha una pessima reputazione

Exactly. That's why we have statistically fewer infected

Are the migrants still storming your beaches?

io sto a 60 km da Milano, ieri sera ho iniziato a sentirmi il fiato corto e oggi non vado a lavoro, per adesso sto bene

vaffanculo eh! i'm il macellaio, watch what you say to me then

Actually they never "stormed" the beaches. That's right-wing propaganda to use migranta as scape goats for all the problems we cause voting for criminals. But, I don't know if they're less than usual right now
Stai al sicuro e buona fortuna user

you fucking mutt, does sicily look like it's connected to the mainland? look again

Wtf sai almeno rispondere in italiano senza google traduttore?

this idiot close to milan will get it.

grazie user!

Actually he was right. Communications between Sicily and the mainland are waaay more than with us. We have quite some problems with transports, both by sea and air, so we're more isolated. Even culturally we're the less "Italian" of all Italy

Will you stop kissing every fucker you come across on the cheek?

turks go to Greece.

It's not his fault if he lives there. Also, the virus isn't that dangerous at all. Odds are, he will at worst get a bad flu, and then fully recover in some day

this is precise

thrird day? more like third week for me, I finished resident evil VII, resident evil 2, death stranding, the last guardian (great game), now playing sotn for the 100000000 time

I swear if I'll ever meet you personally I'll put my fucking tongue down your throat then
I don't see how that has anything to do with our migrants

Do italians sprinkle herbs and spices on the drugs they are about to take?

chiudi la bocca, I never said it's his fault he lives there. one must take into account that healthy people in their 30's are dying of this, and you must not play God. say your hail Mary's for you have certainly blasphemed.

Eri nella zona rossa? Che merda.
Hope this'll end soon, even tho I don't think it's very likely

>the virus isn't that dangerous
Shut the fuck up trumptard pedo faggot.

Italia must adopt a more Mussolini-like attitude in regards to immigrants. Concentration camps may do. Not like Hitler's, don't take this out of context.

The rest of the world already extracted everything useful from your culture, so we don't care if you all die.

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si ma piantala di fare il figo

hot

It's this serious
youtube.com/watch?v=OjTacq3oxCY

ci sono ancora, sto a milano città
la cosa più brutta è che non possiamo andare a puttane

ma cosa cazzo centrano i migranti imbecille

No??? I didn't even know anyone thought this.
>"People in their 30s are dying"
Most of the people who are dying are the ones who were already weak and would have been killed by a regular flu
>"You must not play god"
Wtf are you talking about?
>"Blasphemy and stuff"
Dude, I don't know if you're Italian too, but if an Italian is saying you that you're a fucking moron to believe something like this -and that's exactly what I'm saying you- you definitely have some problem. And again, I live in the country that fully surrounds the Vatican

scrisse quello che se si fa un taglietto deve pagare 2.000 dollari

I'll bid 2000 Lira

you must be taught a most brutal lesson

Could you say you've been packed in like... Sardines?

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>"Trumptard"
You couldn't be more wrong.

We're not in this sort of containment thing because the virus is that bad, we are because we don't have proper hospitals and doctors. It's been like this for decades, this is just what we needed to collapse
Fucking retarded. You don't even deserve any other answer
I'm probably going to get out of here in a couple years, so yeah, by then Italy could blow up entirely for me. This place is shit
Me l'immagino
Infatti, non c'entrano un cazzo

At least you have a strong, resilient economy that should weather the crisis with no problems

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yes, italia is very poor. you have lost sustainability and economy. total welfare state.

only the crime families are doing well, esp here in the US with ties to Sicily

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Sì ma poi manco avessero una cultura che non sia patriottismo cieco
You must really shut the fuck up. The day you'll have a cancer or anything like that, praise your god instead of going to the hospital. Let's see how much you'll last
...
Yes

In honor of OP's imminent death, I'm eating a can of sardines I had left in the pantry

We're going to fucking collapse and we all know :')
Yep, we're calling back retired doctors for how bad the situation is. Both because of fucked up retirements, and because we don't have half the personnel we would have needed without the virus, let alone now

Farewell user, I'll watch up on you from the heavens

beyond the virus, how will you stimulate your economy to become viable once again financially?

Well nope. There's nothing outside Italy that can reproduce our culture, especially food. Pizza in other country sucks ass. Not to talk about other foods.
You cannot reproduce monuments as they are or our whole cities with their small cultures inside, talk about Venice. There is only one and it's here, porcodio.

Still. Padovano here. We are in fucking quarantine for 15 days now.

Letting the virus run its course and thin out the 65+ population would probably be the best way to stimulate their economy

Il Duce would know what to do. To bad you murdered him.

Killing all politicians and trying to boost tourism mainly.

Nah, Mussolini was kind of an asshole. He died. The end.
We would need someone "a bit" smarter but Mafia is freaking everywhere

How many people have died there?

>Killing all politicians
Please export

Asking for more money to the EU and hoping for the better? I don't really have idea. I don't even know if we're ever going to be ever again not-as-bad as we were
You're trying to explain stuff to someone clearly unable to understand anything that doesn't confirm his already established ideas. It's useless.

Comunque buona fortuna anche a te, tra virus e isolamento te ne servirà

Grazie bello, buona fortuna a te e a tutti quelli che conosci (e non).
La situazione è merdosa ovunque. Mi aspetto che una volta passata qui, andrà sempre peggio economicamente parlando. Prima o poi emigrerò, me lo sento. Non so dove, ma mi toccherà farlo

Move to NYC, you'll get to experience some good pizza.

Imagine being this idiot
Yeah sure. Why are you talking about a history you don't know? I didn't live during fascism, but at least I studied the topic you're talking about (and you clearly know nothing about)
Oh look, another retard
Exactly
Apparently 800/900 people to this moment
What do you mean?