I'm just saying your wading into the deep end of the pool and it might be a lot more fun in theory than practice
Secrets thread, please distract me anons
William Parker
Jaxson Adams
You know from experience?
Thomas Cox
I could see myself being the top one day
Jace Carter
Accidentally exposed an ex gf to my little brother by leaving the door open a crack. He came barging in on us changing after an exhausting day. She was flopped on her back on the edge of the bed, no clothes, legs spread. A perfect view to walk in to. He froze up and just admired the view, but she noticed, tried to cover, and turned beet red. They kind of hovered there for a little before he left, closing the door on his way out. She walked up to me, now visibly wet, and she fucked my brains out
Nathaniel Gonzalez
I farted once and it was real stink. Just the stinkest of it all. I can't believe I'm even telling you this. It's always been my most secretest of things. Just the sheer fart that it was in such secrecy.
Henry Cox
>My secret, I'm suicidal, no one who cares knows
Maybe everyone knows but nobody cares?
Anthony Butler
I once stole my friend's sex tape and replaced it with some random sports championship highlight reel he had nearby. Went home with a few beers and watched it with the boys, no homo. My friend's girl found out the tape was gone when they went for the old in'out while watching themselves fucking on the tele only to find out someone stole their tape. She dumped him on the spot, poor bastard. Not too much later, he developed a mean heroin habit because he couldn't handle the pain. I couldn't tell him not to do it since I am on and off the stuff myself. It didn't take much time at all for him to become a junkie, lose most of his possessions, become sickly, OD and pass out face down in his own vomit. His funeral made me and the boys pretty sad, but we mapped out a retirement plan that kind of involved fucking over some powerful people being it was our whole "one last job" shite. It didn't work out so well, but I ended up being able to ditch the worst of the lot with some extra dough, a nice job, a hot underage girlfriend, and even had enough in reserve to help out my lovable, but potato-like friend. I guess the overall lesson in this is that being a voyeur, especially one that likes to document it, can kill you.
Kayden Cox
I just didn't even know before that the chemistry between me and someone else could be that good.
What helps is that she is no marriage material (doesn't want kids and in general not as security needy as I am) so I can always remember that I could never be with her where I am now even if I had met here while single
Tyler Mitchell
THESE SECRETS THREAD ARE FUCKING RETARDED AND ALL YOU NIGGERS KNOW IT
Noah Hall
Say Hello to Begby for us.