Question for the NEETs of Yas Forums. If you could get placed it a group home...

Question for the NEETs of Yas Forums. If you could get placed it a group home, take your games and computer and stuff with you and get all your needs provided for, but the workers there would make you bathe everyday, go outside for a walk, and would keep you in a clean environment, would you?

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Sounds good to me.

can I piss out the window when everyone is sleeping to reduce the stress of waking someone up?

also, will they make me get a job?

No, I don't want to be around other people or get told what to do.

If aside from those necessary activities I would be left alone, then sure.

No and no.

I’m only a temp neet, but if I have a private room and the food is good, fuck yeah I’d saw my own legs off to live that life

Is this the neet adoption thread? Cause I promise I'd be a good owner. Barely demand anything, just that I get to bathe you and keep you naked. And maybe once in a while give you oral.

No, I'm just wondering.

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Sounds absolutely ideal as long as I can still drive and take an occasional piss in nature

Wait, what do you mean NEET adoption thread? You mean like someone looking for a NEET to move in with them? Why would someone do that?

No homo right?
Tfw want to neet but parental pressures make you persue a stem degree

Cause I'm nurturing, and want a pet, but dont like dogs or cats?

>And maybe once in a while give you oral.
Only give? You don't even ask for oral or anything in return?
can I wear clothes outside? Am I even allowed outside?

Fair enough. What would your NEETpet's diet be like?
Wait, is this part of a pet play fetish

I already do all of this

That sure is awfully nice of you to offer to a total stranger. Honestly it sounds risky.

I don't think living with your mom counts

If you started doing that in a group home they would probably make you wear diapers.

>Only give? You don't even ask for oral or anything in return?
I mean, If you complain that you want to, I'll let you. I do try to be nice, but otherwise, no interest.
>can I wear clothes outside? Am I even allowed outside?
Preferably not. But if it keeps my neet pet happy.
>What would your NEETpet's diet be like?
At least two well balanced meals a day. The rest is more or less what they want, within reason.
>Wait, is this part of a pet play fetish
I mean, no collars or crawling around on all fours or anything. But to have someone be kinda dependent on me as an owner and provider, yeah a little.

if i wake people up they better not complain

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diaper fetish intensifies
would I have to change myself tho?

There would be a getting to know you phase first. Can't just let just anyone do it, only have enough room for two or maybe 3 if they're really cozy.

I value my solitude far too much for that, so never

Kind of weird that it took them this long to catch on

How loud do you pee? Is your dick like a fire hose or something?

I'm one of those rare people that don't mind the pain of pissing with an erection and it requires a lot of force to let out so yes I pee loud

If you're in a group home, they're going to make sure you're basic needs are met so they would probably change you if you wouldn't change yourself.

>I mean, If you complain that you want to, I'll let you. I do try to be nice, but otherwise, no interest
Are you only giving oral to keep your pet happy or do you enjoy it as well? Is your pet allowed any sexual partners besides you?
On a scale from puppy to mature cat how independent would your ideal pet be?
Honestly if you actually have the means to take on a NEET pet I might be interested

I really don't think it would be enough to wake people up.

(not the NEET tamer) I could see it going south fast

Do such places exist? What are the requirements to get in?

it's just a thing I have bc my mom lost hearing in one ere so her other became really strong and she always heard me peeing and I get in trouble for being up past bedtime lol

>I mean, no collars or crawling around on all fours or anything. But to have someone be kinda dependent on me as an owner and provider, yeah a little.
Can your pets treat you as an equal?

Is there a bedtime?
Is masturbation allowed?
Is wall decoration allowed?

>make you bathe everyday, go outside for a walk, and would keep you in a clean environment, would you?

disgusting.

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Yes, group homes are real. The state government funds them to take care of people with disabilities. If you want to get into one you'd probably have to get diagnosed first. I don't know if you need to get federal disability benefits but you might.

If you are a NEET being cared for by your parents, you miy actually have a chance of getting diagnosed with mild autism and maybe if you wanted you could get put in a group home. I wouldn't recommend the diapers route if you don't need them though. Wouldn't it be hard to claim you are incontinent if you haven't been wearing diapers?

>Can your pets treat you as an equal?
How do you mean? Like as opposed to some sort of sub dom thing? Cause I'm not much for being mean.
>Are you only giving oral to keep your pet happy or do you enjoy it as well? Is your pet allowed any sexual partners besides you?
I enjoy it. I wouldn't stop my pet from playing with others, but there would have to be some considerations for guests and such.
>On a scale from puppy to mature cat how independent would your ideal pet be?
Somewhere between kitten and mature dog, i suppose
>Honestly if you actually have the means to take on a NEET pet I might be interested
Yeah. I do. And I'm completely sincere about all of this. But am not expecting to be taken seriously on Yas Forums. But I do seriously look on places like fetlife.

They probably wouldn't mind you staying up if you stayed in your room and didn't bother other people.

You wouldn't be allowed to masturbate in front of other people but in private would be fine.

If you're staying long term I'm sure putting posters and the like would be ok.

Stayed in a group home for a few months when I was homeless a few years ago. Most of the people kept themselves clean but the drama... Oh my God the drama.... No, I'd rather be homeless again, and I'm not even exaggerating. Sleeping in my car is preferable to the level of mentally ill he said she said bullshit.

That being said, I'm a mid functioning sociopath, so I hate people by default and have no motivation to socialize or succeed in this life. I just pretend to have BPD and I get social security from that. easier than it sounds, and livable.

Could you elaborate on the drama?

Where are you located?
I don't know if you can consider me serious because I bounce back and forth between wanting to just chill as a neet and wanting to become something in life. Having good relationship with family makes it even harder.
By equal I mean like a regular roommate or more like a boss/employee or parent/child or pet/owner
I do like being naked and I do like the outdoors

I would like to know roughly where you are too if you wouldn't mind. I would love to finally get away from my parents and start my own life.

In the far ass north in the midwest. May relocate soon depending on other factors to the Pacific northwest, elsewhere in the midwest to Wisconsin or Minnesota.
And some ambition is hardly disqualifying. If anything it's something nice that I could encourage my little neet to succeed with less of that scary consequence for failure.
The relationship with family and outsiders gives me a little pause... I'm not sure how much influence I'm willing to give to others, you know?
And if my little neet wanted to pretend to be treated one way in particular I'd probably treat them as such, but I guess it's mostly pet owner...

Ok, so I come off as a super sweet person. I'll sit there and listen to you talk about whatever and even actually pay attention here and there and give a genuine response that isn't just "yeah, no I totally agree" or something like that and I'm generally extremely patient with others because... Apathy. That being said the same fucking story about a guys family being murdered by a satanic cult at his work place with slightly different details every time I have the misfortune of running into him gets under your skin. think like a bad creepy pasta daily, told by someone who knows nothing about voice acting.... So God damn irritating. That wasn't even the bad part. That was the good.... But yeah, my personal drama involved this rich chick in her 40s moving in because her parents were sick of her alchy bullshit. She was super nice to me at first, I just kept things simple, again, not a social person but I come off as such. Well anyway, a week or 2 in she starts shit with me, accusses me of eating something of hers she told me I could eat which I didn't even eat, and just making up rumors and trying to rip on me for being a "bad person" Eventually I told called her a stupid cunt and she flipped out, went downstairs and said I was "out of control" to our housemate down there. Than goes to the stares and says "if you ever call me the C-word again I i'll call the cops and have you arrested!!!" So me being the polite and mature gentleman that I am yell down "You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt you're a cunt, you're a cunt, fuck you, you're a cunt!" She calls the police and when Me and the other house mate explained we all had a good laugh.... That was my first month, it sounds funny, and it was at first... But imagine that tier of unavoidable bullshit nonstop and daily. Like unless I did not leave my room or did not come home it was unavoidable.

This sounds interesting. I'm also in the Midwest and I've often just wished I could move somewhere new and just start my life over again.

But yeah, tons of stories like that. All of which involve me retaliating or the person being removed from the home after far too long...

Yikes, no wonder you left. I'd rather live out of a car than that too.

>The relationship with family and outsiders gives me a little pause... I'm not sure how much influence I'm willing to give to others, you know?
Yeah it's really the main thing holding me back. If I didn't like my family I could probably move in with a rando and be semi neet no problem
I'm in the southeast anyway so there's that but I've always liked the Midwest (based only on what little people say about it and a few vacations)
I'm not really into pet play but not opposed to it either. when you said you wanted a neet as an alternate to a cat or dog I was curious about the dynamic

I'm also gay and open to pet play.

>when you said you wanted a neet as an alternate to a cat or dog I was curious about the dynamic
Well, I'm child free and that's never likely to change, but I want to love and care for a person who is reliant on me for food, shelter, and human contact/affection. But I also dont want them to have much power in the relationship, nor reason to resist me.

Sounds like a fairly chill dynamic that I would enjoy. Are there any times I wouldn't be naked? And can I run around outside sometimes?

what's your tolerance for weird things and what would the sleeping arrangements be like?

I heard someone use the term NEET adoption for this earlier in the thread. is this like a known about thing people do? Where can I find out more about this kind of thing?

As far as clothes go, I'm not going to be strict, but I would prefer the nakedness. And as for outside? I mean, if you like running around in 40 below weather, have at it. And it's not like I wouldn't invite my neet out for walkies sometimes.

Why would I go there when I can just live by myself?

Define weird things. Usually pretty high.
Sleeping arrangements would be that the neet has their own bed, but is welcome in mine so long as nobody else is sharing it with me at the time, unless also invited. But cuddles and such falling asleep watching movies and the like are ideal.
It's a thing some do, not many. Check fetish places. Most people are more demanding though. Less chill. There are a lot of different desires and motivations though.

>if you like running around in 40 below weather, have at it
I is Florida boy I will freeze at 40 over

So definitely an indoor neet then.

fuck yes, are you offering?

I can do without it though. other than that, whistling and talking to myself

nooooooo but my vitamin D from the sun

This is a hypothetical question for NEETs who are living with their parents. I thought it would be a good question to try to understand their motivations and such.

My motivation is to be as much of a burden to the system as I can, or at the very least not pay into it. Also apathy and disgust for my "fellow" human beings.

I’m not even a neet but if I was offered this hell yeah I would take it

Then I advise all of those neets to collect their neetbux, move into a small comfy apartment and enjoy neetlife.