Tom Hanks has coronavirus

idgaf
It's already saved bro

youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

Chimps are getting it now too...

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not finding anything online about it. what is your source?

His Twitter, see

Brad Pitt is in the hospital with it.

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holy shit he is fucked

can forest out run corona? or will we lose mr rodgers 2.0 forever, more next time

Wow. For once it's true. You never cease to surprise me, Yas Forums.

>not finding anything online about it. what is your source?
>“Hello, folks,” Hanks writes in the statement. “Rita and I are down here in Australia. We felt a bit tired, like we had colds, and some body aches. Rita had some chills that came and went. Slight fevers too. To play things right, as is needed in the world right now, we were tested for the Coronavirus, and were found to be positive.”

www.latimes dot ccom/entertainment-arts/movies/story/2020-03-11/tom-hanks-and-rita-wilson-test-positive-for-coronavirus

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nice, will be entertaining to see a lot of these high profile figures wither away like flies, especially far-leftists. finally something to eat popcorn over.

Yeah, fuck Tom Hank, he's lived a long, successful life! .. I hope that cute little girl gets .. whatever the hell will fix that weird birth defect.

it’s actually true i saw it on the news just now

googled tom hanks it was the first thing that came up

How do you end a media pushed mass panic to distract during Democratic elections? Get a celebrity with alot of pull to contract the wuhu flu and come out a-ok.

HA HA

leftists are young and healthy
coronavirus only kills old, unhealthy people like the fat white men who are republicans

also ur a btich

I hope you are not the exception

He posted the tweet a half hour ago, I made the thread when I saw it trending

Lol best aids movie ever

Everyone calm down!

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>TDS

This actually gave me a heart palpitation.
Makes me feel so bad.

>This actually gave me a heart palpitation
Not as bad as hers I'm assuming

stfu

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Definitely not. It's similar to when you see a very painful nutshot. Assuming you are a guy and know what I am talking about.

You must be new here. Hello newfriend, well some people will site on this site most posts like these are usually 100% legit. We don't put up with bullshit rumors here.

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It will go away. Bird flu, sars, swine flu, all the same. Half media hype and half containment. Everyone will slowly come in contact with it, resistances built up and it will be just another cold.

citation needed.

kek

He stated historical precedent.

turn on cnn. he just died.

>HE
>Biggest liar in American history

Reminds me of the scene in Dune where Baron Harkonnen pulls the heart plug from a slave just to watch the blood/life flow out.

But really, poor girl.

>not finding anything online about it. what is your source?

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The NBA just cancelled \ put on hold the rest the season. If that means anything.

Saw that. That’s fucked up. He was awesome in the Matrix and Game of Thrones. ;..(

Sure thing. Humans survived the Black Death after all. So what if 1/2 of us get wiped out (so long as it's the right half, right?)

Her mom is an insta thot, Russian or Ukrainian I think

Rare condition, has to be careful, don't remember if she wears this protective harness or if that's something my memory made up

TBF when this post went up there was nothing on google, news just broke an hour ago

Yeah it's true.

Funeral next week?

>turn on cnn. he just died.
unless he somehow huffed a giant dose of virus he'll be fine

Worry about your old chain-smoking heroes, Keith Richards may have finally found something that can kill him

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NHL still good.

First of all,
>So what if 1/2 of us get wiped out (so long as it's the right half, right?)
Yes. Second, there was no concept of medicine back then, childbirth used to kill women left and right

Yea, shes got a plate.

>Half media hype and half containment.
Weren't you saying last week that it was ALL media hype?

Found her

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Grandpa! No!

you're all a bunch of little bitches

>Keith Richards may have finally found something that can kill him
Damn, then Chuck Norris might have to learn a new word "worry".

>NHL
this is all that matters, fuck apehoop

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it is just another cold. they don't even know the real mortality rate yet. it has been decreasing as they find more people early on were infected with than they knew. do only the absolute sickest were going to hospitals. when they realized that more people were infected than previously known that drops the mortally rate. so if "common" flu kills 0.1% of people and this kills