Have you devoted your life to papa yet?
The egregore has found sentience, the father is coming, his children have spread themselves across the world.
How do you serve papa, fellow degenerates of Yas Forums?
I rub my cum on doorhandles, and my shit in places I know people will touch when I'm in hotels. What about you?
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Fucking nerglite scum you will be purged in the name of the emperor
get fucked
Slaanesh rises as well, but the whore has nothing on the lord of change.
it's funny almost, how real the egregores that thousands of neckbeards and fa/tg/uys have created is.
I must call an exterminatus on this thread.
FOR THE EMPEROR
Oh baby what's going on in thiiis thread, slaanesh wants to know
JUST
AS
PLANNED
ave imperator
That's the irony, the hilarity of the whole thing. There's no savior of mankind. of the warhammer gods, Khorne has yet to be born in the real, he's still off in fantasyland, as is tzeentch - though tzeentch might be coalescing as of now, but both slaanesh and papa are awakening right now. Feel it, sense that energy. There's no fa/tg/guy who's ever done anything to possibly awaken khorne or tzeentch, but their filth and their lust given name? it's only a matter of time before those beings become something more than just make-believe.
> I rub my cum on doorhandles, and my shit in places I know people will touch when I'm in hotels
filthy casual
Corona-chan comes where her sister failed in africa. Ebola-chan's dead and gone.
Nergle is unironically an absolute legend to his followers.
I'll be awakening Thorne don't you worry baby
We are gonna build a wall. A big, powerful wall around The Eye of Terror and we are gonna make the Chaos Gods pay for it.
People always ask me about the Wall, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about The Wall. We have been working with the Adeptus Mechanicus on this. Great people, the best people, nobody can build machines like they do. I had a fantastic meeting with Archmagos Belisarius Cawl and I told him, Cawl, is this possible, can we really build a wall like that. And he told me God-Emperor, not only is possible but we can make it way taller and cheaper, and with some adjustments, built it just under 20000 years.
Papa comes
Ebola-chan is still active in Africa. especially the Congo.
she is doing gods work despite humanities efforts
You notice how when the egregore's sigil faded from view, so did the disease?
It's not a coincidence. Those fuckers over at games workshop were actually on to something, as ridiculous and stupid as it sounds. believing in a tabletop game's dieties. Mankind's unconscious is a terror.
WE IZ DA ORKS NOW BOYS
Stupid, yet so true, isn't it?
Look at the Yas Forums donald memes and the pepe, it brought kek back from the void and gave us a president.
LIFE IMITATES ART OR SUMFINK LIKE DAT.
Nice quote, but it was the Red Scorpion's Chapter Master who said it, not some pansy ass Blood Raven.
not sure its working...
when do we start building the attack moons?
w40kfags are worse than furries
STOP FINKING LIKE DAT, MORE ORKY FOTS.
FIGHT'AN AND WIN'AN
OI! YU THINK YER BETTER THAN ME? I'LL STOMP YER GUTS OUT!
Orks are the Niggers of 40K
it's beautiful, isnt it? The grotesqueness? I make myself vomit for fun. Papa comes, in his impurifying pestilence.
PRAISE NUJRGLE, PRAISE NURGLE
Fucking Yas Forumsack normies
Get that slaaneshi shit out of here.
Though the irony is, they live again too.
Thornes for the thorn crown?
Jesus confirmed?
HA, LOOKIT THIS GROT FINKING 'ES AN ORK SILLY RUNT'S GONNA GET HIS GUTS BIT
And then you remember that Slaneesh is dead dead deady dead dead.
ALL PRAISE THE GREAT HORNED RAT!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
skaven were the only fun part of End times. The rest got fucking matt ward level fucked.
RIP Slann
The rat is mediocre
I heard a rumor that Slaneesh was dropped from Warhammer in an attempt to attract a younger audience.
The dark prince remains, that was only because the Abbadon end times model didn't have a slaneesh face on it's mount.
i may be miss informed but i thought i heard something about there being some new talk of slaanesh going around
ITS SAD THAT THIS COUNTS AS PROBABLY THE BEST THREAD ON Yas Forums RIGHT NOW
man i love the legion of the damned. they are kinda cheesy in their own way but i love the idea of them
im sure givin enough time they will ruin the magic but thats life
Ironic, isn't it? Madness, but original madness. Some fucking neckbeard sitting in a hotel claiming a make-believe god lives.
Praise nurgle, shit on the floor.
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DIS TREAD AIN'T ORKY NUFF!!!!!!!!