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Yeah, corona makes me give Shrek a blowjob as well.

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>corona virus gives you death by pneumonia and you’re in the riskgroup if you’ve ever had pneumonia before
>I’ve almost died of pnuenonia twice in my life
Am... am I gonna die guys?

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The Coronavirus was created in a lab by the chinese and sold to the west.

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my mom has leukemia and nearly died of pneumonia twice too, i'm unironically scared

No. Fortunately pneumonia is like measles and chicken pox except you have to get it twice before you're immune
>t. med student

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>/cvg/ retards addicted to their """"""""happening"""""""" and spreading misinformation
Fuck off retards

RIP SMOKERS GET FUCKED

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>veiny
Mmm....

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It appears our enemies have arrived

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end times are here

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► Detected: 126,061 ► Died: 4,616

>NEWS
WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
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Virus can live in the air for several hours
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NY cancels St. Patrick parade first time in 258 years
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Stockholm stops testing "to protect other patients"
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Trump says he's prepared to use full power of federal state
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>RESEARCH
Virus invades nervous systems
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Two major strains, newer is more aggressive
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Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
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Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
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>REMINDER
15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
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WHO: Detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
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Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
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Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
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China faces shortage of testing kits
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>LATEST CASES
23:25: First case in French Polynesia. The patient is Maina Sage, a member of the French National Assembly.
22:54: 1 new case in Kittitas County, Washington state, United States.
22:50: 1 new case in Iowa, United States.
22:47: 24 new cases in Saudi Arabia.
22:46: 1 new case in Jamaica. The patient is a U.S. embassy employee who recently traveled from the United Kingdom.
22:45: 99 new cases and 5 new deaths in Washington state, United States.
21:39: 5 new cases in Alberta, Canada.

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user, I ..........

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I'm not a boomer so I don't care. Call me back when the mortality rate hits ebola-like heights

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Not dying =/= not having permanent respiratory defects.
You seriously don’t want to catch it even if you don’t die

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ok boomer

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I'm freakin out, fellas

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you're the bearded guy in the back, i take it

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Look at this faggot everybody

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>mfw three weeks from now my last friend comes to me because he thinks I'm the only one who hasn't caught the virus

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Those are sacred trips of truth. You’re the faggot, faggot!

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Trips are for faggots.
Also my face.

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*cough cough*

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Yo. 3 weeks JUST 3 WEEKS ago Europe had almost no cases. US had single digit numbers, people just looking at China. Now it’s on my street, literally. Italy is shut down. Thousands in EU and US have it. What do you think it’ll look like in another 3 weeks? We’re just getting started. This is gunna be messy. The media over-hypes and makes too big a deal out of fucking everything, but not this time. This time we’re actually fucked. Maybe I’ll be able to loot.

what if my computer gets corona virus?

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Take it to /g/ nerd

I havent been to Yas Forums in years.

the I have many fave.

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