If you were to kill yourself right now, what would your reason be?

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Im going to need alot more context, seems interesting, continue?

Do it before cervezavirus can kill me.

I'm a sad transexual.

Middle-age, single, mother died last month, $73K in debt, heart problems, knee problems, back problems, psoriasis all over, nicotine addiction, alcoholic, will pass out for 3 days at a time, requested DNR, homeless couch hopper. You kids don't have real problems.

‘In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.’

Holy fucking shit user, that all sucks donkey dong.
I honestly wouldn't blame you if you decided to go through with it.

I accidentally my sister

Simply just to die for the fun of it, in the coolest, most based, and most fashionable way possible.

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I wouldn't encourage it like that jesus, things happen for a reason. All you have been taught is lessons, keep going user. You're more knowledgeable of that shit, chances are it'll never happen again because you know to avoid people like that

The fact that we were thrown in here to make copies and die. Suicide is the most based thing that one can do. Fuck Nature. Nothing makes me more excited than imagine the moment that i will pull the trigger.

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I’m a functional alcoholic with four young kids who gets black out drunk every night. I have a great job & everything, but can see myself getting worse. I would leave my family a great insurance settlement & my wife is probably better off without me (even though she has no clue).

Because this thread sucks dick and balls

For real though, alcoholic, lost drivers lisence, career shot, girlfriend left, broke, getting evicted, in rehab.

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how old are the kids?

Loneliness. A lack of purpose. Feeling like no one really truly loved me and the lack of understanding on their part

There's not enough words in the language to fully explain who you are, and why

My wife

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Don't be sad user. Brush off the haters and keep going, only you know whats good for you.

Im in the same position now, I cant see the future getting better but I have a little hope that one day it will. Maybe the bad things are good things, maybe things happen to punish me or teach me.

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depression telling me to, not desire to do it
when I get suicidal its not because I think itll help, or its an escape. I just literally cant stop thinking about it

10, 8, 5x2. I am not actively suicidal, & am not abusive towards my family in any way. I just hate myself for the way I am. I abuse alcohol due to night terrors that started some years ago. Now I cannot go to sleep without drinking myself to sleep. I function in a world of getting the evening chores done with only partial or no memory of it. Totally my fault for deciding to self medicate when my sleep problems began.

not being with the girl I want.

There's a slither of hope. Perhaps that's what keeps us going.

There are some days, about once every couple of months where I just suddenly break down and cry myself to sleep.

Somehow I've got the feeling that others aren't capable of fulfilling the love I need, or think I want.

I've been seeking, I've traveled to so many countries.. I can't seem to find purpose or love. I feel cursed

I can't seem to get a intimate relationship with anyone, everyone moves on, changes in a while. People stop having the time to meet up

It'd be because the world is going to shit, most people are degenerate, men aren't men anymore, everything is about porn and hedonism.
I'm not asking for a pure world, I'd just like things to have some sort of meaning anymore. Too late.

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you can send them to juvy to clean up their act or something, maybe itd make you feel better to see your kids get better?

WGI canceled bc bat soup

Im fucking poor

bump

Sudden turn to academic failure leading to or caused by loss of direction in life

about to be arrested for not pay child support shit

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I’m not happy

No meaningful job, being shit on all the time verbally and being that "one guy"

If I go im taking you fuckers with me

you just got trolled i fucking hate trannies

id wanna kill myself too

>Dating a girl
>first time someone I liked was into me
>falling in love
>getting close to each other
>she's super into me, I was very pleased and surprised, no one had liked me before
>"you've never been with a girl but you kiss incredibly well"
>"I so wish I had met you earlier"
>she doesn't want to "officially" go out with me because she was dumped by her boyfriend very closely to when we met
>she's still hurt
>hearing her say that and talk about her boyfriend hurts me, but I hide it somewhat
>one day, we're partying with a group of friends and she's crying
>"I see I'm hurting you by not being able to have a real relationship"
>I'm hurting, but I also help her as much as I can
>She says we should stop being so physical with each other
>"I fear I might kiss or make out with someone while partying or something and hurt you... I don't want us to drift apart"
>"Don't you dare leave my side though"
>Of course I won't, she's hurting and I want her to be happy
>since we're not in a relationship I have to say this
>"we're not in a relationship so you can do whatever, just don't ever tell me, ok?"
>she agrees
>We are still in the same group of friends though, so we see each other quite a lot
>In fact she wants us to go out, just the two of us, it's just that we can't be physical with each other
>evenmoreHURT.jpg
>I still keep it together
>She starts to ask me less to go out
>She takes longer to answer my texts
>I ask her what's happening when we out with friends and see each other after some time
>It's just that I'm busy with exams
>I'm not buying it
>It's summer so we go to a friend's pool
>I'm in fucking shape at this point, I was obsessed with the gym and was feeling great physically
>Clearly not emotionally...
>She says nothing to be, she hugs me like she does to everyone else to greet them
>I can see and feel she hugs me for longer than the rest
>She doesn't say another word to me

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>She is talking to a girlfriend of ours out loud about making an Tinder account
>She does, right there
>"So, is this guy cute?, should I talk to me?" she asks her, right in front of me
>wtf.MP4
>a week goes by, a friend of mine tells me he suspects she might be seeing someone
>that same girl friend of ours throws a party over at her house
>it's been a while since she's talked to me
>I was done trying to talk to her and not getting a response, so I hadn't talked to her for a while as well
>I was talking to a lad I met there and she suddenly joins the convo
>she says "is that so?" trying to join the convo
>we both look at her like "what...?"
>I look at her with a bit of disgust as well
>she leaves, angry
>SHE GETS FUCKING ANGRY, ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!
>fast forward (this is already too long)
>she gets into a fight with that girl friend of ours
>which, I didn't say, is the girl that brought her into the group in the first place
>she leaves the group's chat
>a month goes by
>like a fucking idiot I check her Twitter
>she has a boyfriend now
>I will never find someone I love to love me as much as I love them

Nothing in life is all that amazing

What a fucking faggot. Grow a pair and move on. When she sees you with other girls and not giving her the time of day then her pussy will be aching for your cock.

Under-rated Chunk post.

Hey.. I was going to post this.
Fpbp

Knowing I’m going nowhere

This post

the dumbest reply on this whole thread

my penis has an abundance of problems that are very annoying

Just because

like?

Blame her in my suicide note, even if she isn't actually the cause. Make her feel as much pain as she made me feel, and I would hope she'd carry it for the rest of her life.

short frenulum so the head tilts down when i pull back the foreskin, hurts as well

show a pic lol

gf

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She looks like she’s from a Ren and Stimpy cartoon