YLYL - CORONA ADDITION.
YLYL - CORONA ADDITION
kek
decent thread so far
GODDAMIT
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Lost
My sides
Kek
checked
based and autismpilled
+1
trips
Shouldn't it be Kung Fru?
>never eats rice
lost
KEK'EM
wtf are these replies, you, your dad, and the scrawny kid are fucking faggots lol
Newfag reddit nigger detected
try harder
nigger loving retarded nigger monkey lover retard
ah yes middle school, good times
Plot twist, they're all niggers.
are their any states in the U.S. that don't have a single case yet
Guys I am in seattle right this moment and this is not funny
Vry srs plz
Jk I just hope I have enough drugs
Ha Ha! Fag.
Winnie The Flu
already lost
@822535297
You think this is funny to joke about this thing?
The scene of him trying to eat spaghetti is one of the funniest goddamn things I've seen. You can find it on eFukt, I think.
Fuck off to Reddit you dumb cunt
Its Kung Fru Pandemic
Fuck you cannot even into reply. I have never seen fail like this.
kys
I think only 20 something states have it
bring back IDs so I can call this guy a faggot baby without having to do detective work
This is an actual thing going on.
Fuck I hate niggers
That's terrific
Based
Cringe
Fuck right off back to le'rheddit
@822547486
You first
reddit fag copypasta, put me in the screenshot faggot and kill yourself
what the fuck happened to Yas Forums
@822547420
you said it best
Good times, man
I guess this is the CSTDC
>(Center of Sexually Transmitted Disease Cultivation)
Do it right, google+ user
Took me literally like 5 full seconds to understand this. Lol
That was the saddest instance of taking the bait Ive seen today.
Coronavirus Bacteriophage?
That doesn't make any sense...
Glad to know I'm still flawed.
thanks for enlightening me
>almost 14
I think you're getting Biden confused with the guy who likes to bang 13 year olds
+1 internets to you good sir