Ask a guy from locked down Italy anything

how do you get oil outta olives?

Shit?

in my opinion yes, it took a bit more than three weeks to infect over ten thousand people

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

nope, most of businesses are closed

Can you cite your opinion?

Im not, faggotto

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Where in Italy?

When will they start throwing the infected into mt edna

Don't Italians gather at the Vatican and cough on each other while praying for healing?

is pineapple an acceptable pizza topping?

Trieste, in the north east

Can I travel there still?

thats fucking nuts op,is everyone pretty much stuck in their homes?

no way

this

May i precise that near 100% of btards here are basement locked down 'peoples' ?

Then, what's the difference ?

Can you still get Corona beer?

>Italy
>Trst
>Pick one

No pizza delivery or door dash.

1. did you prep?
2. How did normies react to the lockdown?
3. a re there any signs of chimpouts on the making and how are police and army managing the lockdown?
4. How did social interaction change? Is there any food/product shortage yet?
5. If you know any businessmen/workers on fields that are greatly affected by the lockdown... how are they reacting to it? how do they make a living?

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Did you stock up on toilet paper?

here is the situation, from tomorrow every business open to the public will be shut down exept pharmacies and grocery shops, you can only move to go to work, to the hospital/pharmacy, or to visit a relative in need.
you need a let's call it permit that states where you live and where you work to move, declaring false information about where you are going is a criminal offence

This interests me
My country might be moving in this direction

fuck off slav

I live in iowa and there's already product shortage.
How's the mood? Just a few paranoids or is the fear general?

Io sono di verona,in un paesino della campagna. In altri due paesi confinanti hanno registrato un caso in ogni uno,in più stà sera ho sentito di nuovo passare l'ambulanza,per il 3 giorno consecutivo. Io penso che darò sfogo ai miei istinti animali facendo bordello in giro, se sto cazzo di virus mi piglia,anche perchè mio padre e mia madre morirebbero sicuro dato che hanno già problemi gravi loro di salute,in più sono disoccupato senza una cazzo di lira. Si prospera un futuro molto buio per il mio avvenire,auguro tanta fortuna agli altri shitalianons che sono messi meglio

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this

Why do you guys hate Trump so much that you're pretending to be sick?

KAG!!!!

first good question in a thread full of retards, so the locked down has been enforced only since a few days so people have not fully aknowleged it yet, there are mixed feelings...
a few examples, a guy in the streets nearly choked to death on something he was eating and everyone ran way insted of helping because of the coughing, the only chimpouts so far are in prison, a few riots with some casualties, some have raided the pharmacy and died from oxycodone od (kek)

>I am from Verona, in a small village in the countryside. In two other neighboring countries they registered one case in each one, in addition tonight I heard the ambulance pass again, for the 3 consecutive day. I think that I will give vent to my animal instincts by making a brothel around, if I am fucking sick of viruses, also because my father and my mother would die safe since they already have serious health problems, plus I am unemployed without a fucking lira . A very dark future is prospering for my future, I wish the other shitalianons a lot of luck that they are better off

pastors with healing superpowers are an american phenomenon, churches have been closed since the beginning of the outbreak

What do you wish you had that you didn't get before the lockdown?

Is it easy to get a permit?

so people are still req to go to work?

doesn't this encourage more of a spread?

Anche a te vez, qua la situazione per il momento non può che peggiorare

>every business open to the public will be shut down exept pharmacies and grocery shops
and how are people that don't work in those fields reactions? most people live paycheck to paycheck and can't stand a couple of months without income

>vez

Dio can cè un mio amico che usa quel termine ogni volta che ci vediamo ahah Comunque,che succede dalle tue parti? Al momento il paesino dove sono è zona rossa per metà,perchè bar e altre strutture sono aperti fino alle 6 del pomeriggio, ma la gente gira per strada lo stesso e va ugualmente a giocare nei campetti di calcetto

How will Italian export be affected by this?

Are you glad it's killing off mostly old people? I can't wait until it comes to the US and kills a good amount of the boomers.

How’s life in the SPAGHETTO?

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cigarettes, only half a pack left, guess i'm forced to quit this time. other than that i'd say my bike that i left at my brother's place which is in a different town and now i can't get there.
i can still buy stuff on Amazon luckly.
about the permit i called it that because i don't know a better word, let's say that is a self certificate that states where you live, where you work, and where a relative that might need your help lives, you can only move to or from these locations, declaring false informations about your movements is a criminal offence now

Sua signoria Conte ha detto poco fa che da domani sarà tutto chiuso tranne che supermarket e farmacie
Speriamo di avere voglia di vivere domani

Da domani chiudono tutte e attività commerciali eccetto alimentari e farmacie a quanto ho sentito

>I can't wait until it comes to the US
Well I have good news for you, user. It's been here for weeks and is already spreading fast.

eh succederà che smetteranno quando inizieranno a fioccare le multe, un ban vicino a casa mia è stato multato 18000 euro perchè non faceva tenere le persone a distanza di almeno un metro.. cmq da domani ogni attività commerciale tranne farmacie e supermercati chiusa dice Conte

Not surprised. Theopioid/healthcare thing is more worrying to me here in rural US than the virus, the strain on pharmacies is gonna be rough. All the best man.
Fuck I might stock up on smokes haha. Does the document have a limit for distance of relatives? My closest is 80 miles.

Ciao Davide

not in the mood to being edgy, it's pretty dangerous for anyone with a bad health, and apparently it's like tubercolosis, in a sense that the complications can mess up your lungs for good even if you completely heal from it, i'm not very sure about this tho, ask a professional

bella vez, spero che mi hai riconosciuto dalla firma

Would smokers need to quit? I smoke regularly on weekends only but I realized how much I touch my mouth when smoking, plus it's bad for your lungs.

A sti quà come cazzo campano? Cioè un mese di chiusura equivale a tantissima perdita per un 'attività quando sopratutto è aperta in un paese di merda come l'italia. Cioè,davvero quel coglione crede che 23 miliardi basteranno a imprese e famiglie? Holy shit,ma che mi posso aspettare da un paese governato da vecchi mongoli succhiapalle

yes the places you can go for not work related reasons must be within your municipality, mine surely doesnt spread across 80 miles