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And I quote:
"Poverty happens because God loves a hungry nigger"
Deep, what does that mean to you user?
Dishonest money dwindles away,
but whoever gathers money little by little makes it grow.
sounds like Jew shilling
Well user, I think that it is saying that hard work and effort give a more fulfilling result. Probably just phrased that way so jews would listen.
If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.
Looks like op is about to get merced.
jesus wept
Perhaps you are right user. Pray that I am strong in my faith.
Be glad and rejoice essentially meaning happy or ecstatic. In you meaning while fucking you.
I will sing the praises of your name means I'll call your name out in a positive manner. Most high means exactly.
>I will happily scream your name while fucking you but smoke this blunt first.
That is an interesting take user! What was the verse that you got?
Was for OP's verse in the screenshot.
I know user. Did you get a random verse for yourself as well though?
Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.
Its 4am now, does it mean tomorrow as in 8am or the following day's tomorrow?
"and Jesus said 'i am a socialist'"
Do you feel like it's tomorrow yet? Usually it doesn't feel like "tomorrow" until I've slept.
Remember to use KJV though. NIV is gay.
Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets.
Clearly this is a verse about righteousness. Be just and if men provide you with alms, you provide them with alms also. If men bring war to you, you bring war to them. Simple.
Thanks for your post user and great analysis of the verse. Have you had any times recently that you feel you have not followed that as well as you should have?
“And the lord sayeth unto Jebidiah; traps are gay”
Best thread I've seen In a while. Today op was not a fag
"The vine is dried up
and the fig tree is withered;
the pomegranate, the palm and the apple tree—
all the trees of the field—are dried up.
Surely the people’s joy
is withered away."
It means that there was a drought.
If there was a drought i wont be happy too
But above all things, my brethren, swear not, neither by heaven, neither by the earth, neither by any other oath: but let your yea be yea; and your nay, nay; lest ye fall into condemnation.
>Nay, Nay
Good post user! To me, it means that sometimes the Lord tests us but there is something that we do have control over and that is our faith. In our faith we can find joy.
Well, someone has done onto me great injustice quite recently. Instead of making them make amends I have allowed that person to go unpunished.
We’re all going to hell.
Every single one of us.
I agree but it was his punishment.
>The Lord tests us
I think that people test the Lord
The Lord knows your heart and your thoughts. He can see your life like a star in a galaxy with a telescope.
People test the Lord because they don't know him, because they think that they know him.
They test him because they want to control him, yet a homeless man knows more of him than a rich man.
Well user, sometimes I think the best option is to forgive them. Did they cause you to lose your faith? That would be a great injustice!.
We all sin user, but Jesus has given us the chance at redemption! If there is one thing we are all, that is lucky!
Fuck that storybook
Very insightful user! I know that when I first started one of the biggest things for me was looking for a sign, but I wasn't truly looking, the signs are all around us.
Faith in them and their word. Of course I agree, you should forgive your wrongdoer, but after they have shown humility and shame.
Exactly. Miracles aren't impossible though. I don't believe that anything is impossible. It just doesn't happen for obvious reasons. If I would have Corona virus, people would lock me in. Hence why I don't have Corona hahah.
I know it can feel terrible when it seems as if someone doesn't care about what they've done but what good does adding that stress to yourself do? Pray for that person instead user.
I really appreciate your posts today user! This thread has been a great boost for the day. If only the miracle of a single captcha could happen!
I prefer to keep the captcha. It doesn't matter who people are to me. We're all Anonymous in a way.
Haha true. I think it's very interesting to see how people interact with anonymity. How many of us do you think act completely different?
Oh I do pray that the Almighty Lord reveals Himself to them and shows them the path. I haven not crossed them out yet, I want to help save them and see that they walk in the path of righteousness. I cannot help it, I stress over other people all the time. Please, do pray for my friend also, so that they see the errors of their ways and realise what they've been doing is wrong and a great injustice onto others as well as themselves.
"For god is an insolent child, he cursed humanity for eternity cause they ate his favorite apple. He knew human are of his image and he is imperfect like the human because of this, but was far too arrogant to accept such a realization."
user, we have free will. We can't blame the Lord for our own errors.
This is how it should be; your body is completely adjusted to the idea of a tomorrow, that the only separation between that tomorrow and the day before was when you weren't there for it.
I will include your friend in my prayers tonight user.
The NIV States explicitly that the missing passages are not less accurate due to them not being there; jesus didnt come to change the law of the old testament, but to add new laws.
All old and new testament passages are relevant.
Matthew 5:17
fuck god, fuck jesus christ, fuck the holy spirit
NIV is gay and jewed. End of. I only use KJV, Septuagint, Vulgate and GNV. NIV is so simplified that it physically hurts when you read it.
Thank you user. They really need it.
So does this mean that all 300 million christians who uses NIV on the daily will go to hell?
What about the catholic bible ?
Things like this are the reasons i got out 10 years ago.
So an isolated tribe member in the amazon, having never heard the word of god, who worshipped an idol, will burn in hell? Fucking great logic
Well I'll keep it this way to show you that I don't care.
Stockholm syndrome, no.
Salem syndrome!
Gotched covered
dailyverses.net
Or just click on the KJV at the top of the NIV verse
All who sin apart from the law will also perish apart from the law, and all who sin under the thumb will be judged by a thumb in their arse.
>For a thousand years in thy sight
>are but as yesterday when it is past,
>and as a watch in the night.
-Psalm 90:4
Means when you move on, forget the bitch.
"The lord is all knowing and all powerful, but somehow couldn't create a human that wouldn't eat his apple and was unable to foresee such."
>So does this mean that all 300 million christians who uses NIV on the daily will go to hell?
No? But most of them will probably end up in hell, not because of the wrong Bible but because they aren't really Christian.
>What about the catholic bible ?
Catholicism is just ancient Babylonian and Roman paganism dressed in a Christian cloth.
That's a massive problem nowadays. You have a lot of what I've heard people call 'lukewarm' Christians. They only abide by some laws and teachings of Christ. They go out sinning, doing evil and then go to confession. Rinse and repeat. Most of them don't understand the nature of God. Most of them don't want to understand the nature of God because they aren't bothered. It's sad really, all this ease of access to all that knowledge yet a feudal peasant from the 1100's would be more knowledgable on the Scripture from a modern day middle class pseudo-Christian.
No worries friend, I already did that.
No user i dont mean the lukewarm part. fuck em lukewarms to hell.
I mean in revelations : john said anyone who adds or changes the word will be damned.
So catholics have extra books. NIV is not accurate. etc
So does it mean the most pious christian/catholics using niv will also go to hell?
Listening to religiousfags is like listening to geeks debate whether Star Trek is better than Star Wars
He knew Adam and Eve would eat from the tree of knowledge. He knew they'd be deceived. That's the price of free will. He told them not to do it. They disregarded His warnings.
The people who add or take away from the Word will be punished for it, for deceiving all of these people. People who have been deceived can still avoid hell if they still keep to the law and remain with Christ.
NIV will not give you enough information for you to fully grasp Christian theology. The Word is still there, God promised us that it will always be there. He didn't promise us that languages won't change. With new translations and changes in languages of course the original message gets diluted. I obviously don't expect people to learn Koine Greek or ancient Hebrew to read the OT and the NT, no. But people are plainly put lazy. They'll settle with NIV and then you have morons spouting nonsense like 'Jesus was a pacifist' or 'Christians are all about peace'. It's all nonsense. Use NIV all you want, but you won't get as much from it as you would from a KJV or WYC.
Best ylyl this site has seen in years
>Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning.
James 1:17
Aliens with fixed genetic codes come down from the stars to give us anal probes and other good things.
>insulting the book
So can you come up with a REAL reason?
The NIV says the EXACT SAME THING as the KJV.
Again, Matthew 5:17
"I (jesus) did not come to change the law or the prophets.
But (to) fulfill them"
Sounds like somebody in marketing made Jesus promise backward compatibility, even though he knew perfectly well he couldn't keep that promise
Watch and pray so that you will not fall into temptation. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.
Matthew 26:41 | NIV
Sounds pretty accurate. Been jacking off to Yas Forums pics for an hour now.
jesus is a fuking faggot
It means he's hungry
Before the mountains were born
or you brought forth the whole world,
from everlasting to everlasting you are God.
Psalm 90:2 | NIV |
There is no God but Allah, and Muhammad is his messenger.