Star wars edition

Star wars edition.

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I perform specific actions in return for money

I want to join the Queens Knights.

put things together, making them one thing

You work security

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I poke people with lots of needles and make pretty pictures then pay the government thousands of dollars a year to do it.

I clean the gum from under chairs then chew gum

I get paid a shitload of money to write emails to fuckers telling them to fix their own shit and if they can't I write emails to other fuckers to tell me how to tell them to fix their shit.

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grammar

So you're a prostitute huh?

Pick people up, machines beep. Drop me off. Not a taxi/Uber/lyft

I hit metal circles with a hammer while using rough circles to make bits of metal and carbide pointy.

Quality control.

Bus driver?

I look at numbers on a screen and bend others to my will. Or do nothing for 12 hours, it's mercurial.

Pretentious (sometimes) talented fucks send me pictures of their art, or vector graphics and i make that shit appear on stuff which then gets sold in stores made to rip of pretentious fucks who cannot do art but who appreciates putting their sandwiches or coffee cups on the final product.

Burn hydrogen to deliver GMOS to morons.

Stock broker?

Welder

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Engineer, not sadly tho.

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ok this hero was new to me. Here some Facts About dog welder.

Abilities
Dog-welding
Weaknesses
Obsession: Has a strong compulsion to weld dogs to people's faces.
Mute: He cannot speak through conventional means.
Equipment
Welding Equipment
Weapons
Dogs: Dogwelder welds dogs to people.

lost

I look inside of men's assholes.

I help the jawa droid merchants get their droids in shape.

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Tattoo artist

I tap the keyboard repeatedly. all day long. sometimes I switch it up with the mouse.

I arrange numbers into very specific sequences.

I teach kids how to use their tongues and mouth...

Merchandising?

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installing adobe for old people

speech therapist?

Professional OP

I throw stuff on wall, throw stuff on stuff.

I save the world one country at a time and spin a LOT

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I drive around for 8 hours. people call us and i either take someone away or type stuff about the call into a computer. I wear a whole costume while doing it too!

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mmm bacon

My shirt looks like its been shot with machine gun and I got steel wires instead of shoe laces

a welder who drives a jeep

I take water and make it into water

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I do little for little.

You are an American beer tester.

Stack and glue lego

Im thinking cook?

Tattoo artist

Janitor

Tech support?

Sounds like sales to me

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I turn keys and scream at other people's adult children

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Donny wants a get bread

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Lol great guess but no

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Prison guard.

Desalinization plant?

I work for a government contractor and listen to everyday people's phone conversations. I get to listen to a lot of people getting scammed.

I measure things and read texts for people. Not because that's actually my job, but since people are idiots and lazy, it kinda is.

County jailer but same thing basicly Good job op Hers some OC tits for you

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you work in samefagging

i translate different dialects of robot

I'm not OP, but thanks for the boobs.

Yes, expect that i dont drive a jeep!

I'm responsible for putting up the wall door post and boarding the walls up in between
I also make blast doors

I call my supervisors "staff" and they yell at me a lot

neither do i at the moment the wife "borrowed" it last summer

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Kek

Try to do as little as possible and still get paid.

Office job

either on call or on retainer

I ask a lot of questions in a short amount of time.

military

I work in an Hospital, it's a government job