What would you do with my girlfriend, if you had her for one night? Pic related, my girlfriend

What would you do with my girlfriend, if you had her for one night? Pic related, my girlfriend

Attached: Not my girlfriend, just some random picture that's been making the rounds, but if you're a fucking cancerous phoneposter who ruined 4chan then you probably can't see this filename, faggot.jpg (521x640, 202.91K)

Hot. Nice filename

test her dna to find the missing link

i would open the door get on the floor everybody do the dinosaur

>butthurt at mobile posters
Fuck off

Cancerous phoneposter here.
Uhm that's a dude

Probably fondle her balls
>and i still saw the filename

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lol phone poster

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This. Btw, we can still see filenames.

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You've ruined this place for years with your lowest-common-denominator shitposting. Kill yourself as soon as possible.

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I'm a phoneposter who can see the file name.

Phone poster here...some of us have jobs and don't live in mom's basement.

Are we sure that's a grill?

k

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Not entirely

Give me 3 good ways phone posters ruined Yas Forums any differently than computer posters

um actually i can see this on my phone!!! hello!!! everyone needs to know i can see this on my phone!!!

I would but benis in bagina manni manni tibes.
I am big benis guy, I like seggsy OP gurlfren for the fuckings.

No shit Sherlock. We all can.

(1) It's hard to type on touchscreens. This means people are more likely to make shorter posts, with shorter words in. This obviously leads to a lowered level of discourse.

(2) It's hard to read, due to the smaller screen and harder to navigate a thread, than while on a PC. This applies to boards, threads AND posts. A long post is more likely to be ignored on a phone as it is just so hard to read. If a thread is several hundred posts long, most of it will simply not be read, and the phone users's post has more chance of being irrelevant to the discussion. It's more difficult for phone users to browse boards also, possibly meaning increased likelihood of duplication of threads, as mobile users miss and/or can't be bothered to check for them.

>tl;dr: you're a fucking faggot

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I would have very intense sex with this person. I don’t know why, but I find it very attractive

what vpn lets you post? the ones that I've tried are blocked

Assuming it has a cunt, I’d fuck the shit out of that primate.

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That's a guy, right?

I bet she gives a good fisting.

(5) Mobile phones are typically used "on the go" - so consequently mobile phone users on Yas Forums are far less-likely to get deeply into discussion about a particular topic. If people can sit down at their computer and post 99% of the time, they will. Most people, however, would only use their mobile device if they're out and about doing things - perhaps browsing during their break at work, or during a gap in classes. This style of browsing, the "casual dip", leads to lower quality of discussion also. If you only have a few minutes, you're not going to open a thread with hundreds of long replies, and THEN type one up yourself and reply to comments about yours. No, you'll just find a short, funny one and post a short, funny comment and move on. Later, when you have a few more minutes, you might come back to your low-quality comment, or just find another easily-digestible thread.

In summation, because you fucking faggots most-likely haven't even read half, let alone of all my points,

Mobile users are inherently less-likely to post high-quality content, both text AND images, due to the limitations of the device. This, combined with the site being more difficult to use due to the smaller screen, means that low-quality threads are more likely to be made, and filled with low-quality replies and a small number of images posted over and over again. This low quality will be compounded, by it being nearly impossible to ban anyone at all who breaks the rules on these devices, and by such, users only using the site "casually" - i.e. during a gap between other activities.

>tl;dr: phone users ruined Yas Forums for ever, due to making, and replying to, shit-quality comments and threads. Fucking faggots.

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Literally no one cares dude. Do you have autism or something?

Of course you didn't, you fuckhead.

Kill yourself, zoomer

i love you no homo

Imagine being butthurt because Yas Forums doesn't cater to your needs.

Your very special, special needs.

I think she looks fine but i always liked athletic or fat bottomed women :D add 10 or 15 years to her and she will be a perfect heartbreaker :thumbsup:

wtf i thought it was a meme, people actually use their phone to come here?
this actually explains how this place became this way

>phone users ruined Yas Forums for ever
nope, they didn't. Times changed. Back in 'the good old days' you didn't go to prison for shitposting things like this...see pic (in the UK)
Somtheing like Jessie Slaughter, that today would be unthinkable.
Oh, and pooling our resources to make mr. poole man of the year - they've, anyone making an online poll, would have taken this into consideration by now. loopholes have been closed, even at livejasmine (iron anyone?, or more plants?)
times changed.

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I post here from my computer but i will now post with my phone while outside just to be a part of the problem.

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why wouldn't you use your phone?

You are doing gods work fren

seeing as my next phone will likely have about 500gigs of ROM and more Ram than the computer I'm typing on right now...why not use phone.

I'd get her to mow my lawn and clean my garage. Oh yeah baby

How can you really not know you can see the file name on a phone?

OP, are you stupid or just retarded?

Marry. My devotions would never cease.

Lol didnt read

Stay mad faggot

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>What would you do with my girlfriend, if you had her for one night?

Drag her kicking and screaming into the woods where I'd strangle her to death with her own panties then dump her into a pre-dug grave near the rest of my catches. After I'd hit up some fast food and drive home hen later that night after my wife and kids are asleep I'd head out to the shed and masturbate with the panties used to kill her. When I'm done with that I'll take the panties and add them to my collection.

dude your a faggot

Try to get her pregnant, she will mother strong children.

Jokes on you, i am at my phone and i see the filename

Im actually a tabletposter tyvm

So uh, is there more?

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact

Imagine using a pc to lurk Yas Forums