Time for a night edition of our femanon Q&A thread

Time for a night edition of our femanon Q&A thread

You got the Qs and they got the As!

As always tits not required but encouraged

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How do I get my wife to lose weight?

Oh christ. Could you get another woman to run these threads?

It's not like I stop anyone else from doing them lol

Lose weight/workout with her. Typically easier to go into those things with a partner than alone

How to acquire gf?

True. Could you stop doing them?

I still don't understand why half the femanons try to flirt with me.

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Nah. A lot of people enjoy them. Sometimes they're insightful, sometimes they're relaxing and sometimes they're just a way to kill boredom.

If you dont like them you're free to go to another thread. I swear I'm not holding you hostage user

Talk, a lot. Most other girls I’ve met really just want someone to ramble to and agree with them. It stereotypical advice but it’s stereotypical for a reason

You're credit score isnt impressive user

Do you have a ugly face?

>Talk, a lot. Most other girls I’ve met really just want someone to ramble to and agree with them.
I already do this but no luck. Thanks for the advice tho

Nope my face is pretty cute. I enjoy it.

Sorta true but it's more along the lines of girls liking guys that ask them shit about themselves. It's not for the seemingly obvious reason of "girls like to talk about themselves" a girl likes it because it's always nice to see a guy have some sort of interest in us as a human being and not just a fuckhole lol

Do women like sex? I'm really scared to marry and end up in a dead bedroom.

I get so disappointed when I see this thread but there's no other femanons besides you. I mean, everything you say is so completely insipid. I'll wait while you look that up. The one thing worse is when that batshit insane Anna shows up. Holy fuck...

V-chan?

Watch whatever stupid tv show they are into, this is the only other advice I can think of and as someone with a ton of gal friends if you even show a bit of interest in it it’ll really help, even a little

She won’t lift with me and won’t even go on long walks. If I walk too fast in front of her she throws a fit.

Yeah true as well but as a woman myself I personally have issues with em lol, I’m also an autistic fuck so my advice isn’t the best

Damn all this time I’ve been threaten to assault them if theydint date me. Who knew it could be that easy.

How do I friendzone my wife’s teenage cousin? She wants to smash but I just like talking about literature and stuff.

Dumb ger fat lazy ass user. Why the fuck and how the fuck did/would you end up with someone like that. Disgusting.

Have you tried not being a cunt?

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If you cook start using lower fat content meats and switch out regular noodles for healthier alternatives like quinoa noodles. If you don't cook refuse to eat out more often and insist you'll cook if she doesn't feel up to it.

For those who are about to shit on quinoa you're literally retarded

Then why do femanons flirt with me?

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She used to be thinner.

You’ve been trapped dude

Shit well he's got you there

hey handsome, I like a man who can take out a payment plan on a phone without being rejected ;)

Kek. Gtfo under 700

Protip, don't marry someone you're not already sexually compatible with. Lay all that shit out there

I mean, there are (like me) I just don't make these fucking threads. Just reply here and there

Walk slower you dumb cunt. No one likes being left behind.
Make it fun, walk slowly, pick her an errant flower and keep walking. Make it a game to see how many crows there are, take bets... really not hard if you're not fucktarded

>when that batshit insane Anna shows up
you gotta admit, aside from the chin and hands she's pretty passable

Of course they do. Some more than others of course but that's why you try the milk before you buy the cow

How old are you?

Why buy the whole pig when you can have a little sausage?

There's lots of other femanons.
Back then they used to post more but I guess they moved on?

Yep. Cant do vocaroos though since its night time :/

26. Why?

As a woman myself, I don't want a man to say "YES!" to every opinion I say. I want a man that can actually tell his opinion and we have a discussion. If the female you want just wants a yes man, chances are you shouldn't want her anyway. She is going to turn you into her little bitch. Get someone you can have real conversations with. This is why she doesn't like you. You are her bitch.

vchan-chan... Anna... hello?

I thought you might be someone I know, but she's 40

Hope you find your friend dude

Anyone know of a place where I can talk to girls or pay them to talk to me, privately over webcam or audio at least?
Does such a thing exist, I want to practice being comfortable talking to real females in a conversational setting

>Yep. Cant do vocaroos though since its night time :/
Hi!

So let me start with the Q's. Are you lactating already?

oink, oink

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Omegle

This thread is fake. No vchan, no anna, no verification.

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You could try omegle.

Issues with being asked questions?

I'm sure that's just in your head. Either way. It could be a number a reasons if they did. Not your dumb credit score.
You walk around with it on a shirt or something? That's cringy

Eh that anology doesnt work well.
You would always have to buy sausage.

If you like the milk from a cow and you buy it you will always have an unlimited supply (till it dies or some shit but you know what I mean)

I do this for a few guys who need practice talking to girls or are otherwise just lonely. Some even ask me to call and leave them voicemails like "hey user, I really miss you. I can't wait for you to get home and snuggle! Love you!"
Not many girls do it but they (we) are out there

Bernie Sanders, Yas Forums

I'm walking out on the Democrats and joining the Progressives if they nominate Biden and he loses to Trump. Pinky promise.

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When is the last time you were fucked?
Last time you sucked a dick?

I heavily agree with that. Women dont always want a yes man. Granted they dont want a doichey know-it-all that will always knock what they say down but a girl can always respect a guy who isnt afraid to say his own opinion on a matter.

Its vchan! Sorry I was in the shower a minute ago. It's been a long day

Well my colostrum is beginning to come in. It's not really "milk" it's the first thing the baby will eat when he comes. It's like this sticky yellow stuff. It holds all sorts of amazing benefits for the baby.

The real mature milk comes in a week or so after the baby is born

The last time I fucked your dad, wtf kind of question is that?

If you dint wanna believe it's me that's fine. I tell you all all the time that I dont do vocaroos when my husband is home. Its 11pm and hes asleep next to me.

You understand that's 100% going to happen right?

>Its vchan! Sorry I was in the shower a minute ago. It's been a long day
How do we know its you though

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I’m 270 pounds. If I’m out walking you by that much you probably have a problem.

Good for dad, I guess.
What's wrong with the question? Are you some kind of prude?

you realize these threads are just filled with males answering this shit

fucking faggots

does God exist?

I met her in Las Vegas. They have enormous clits.

Problems with girls the classic, I usually think that being single is better but sometimes it makes me want to look for a girlfriend, I have a job and I'm not so ugly, main problem, my attitude so apathetic and contemptuous, what do you advise me? I've been single for almost 4 years

Is your fat finally causing a stroke, you rotund prick?
>If I’m out walking you by that much you probably have a problem.
Your wife is fat. You are fat. You have a problem and you're asking for help.

If you walk to walk, she will react the same way. If you walk with a focus on connection and bonding, things will be different.

Plus at 270 should you really be talking shit about your wife being fat? Are you an asshole or is she full blown hamplanet

i think most of us femanons just lurk and rarely post. theres more of us than you'd think, less than you'd hoped

Quite honestly, maybe you just haven't found the right girl yet. You should like her so much you can't be that way towards her.

Like I get it's 4chins but it's just such a gross, desperate question. Unappealing and depressing

What kind of threads do you like reading here?

You dont dude. I mean, I wish I could vocaroo for you but I cant. I'll be here tomorrow maybe after my glucose appt around 1PM my time and I'll be vocarooing for a little.

I mean I always thought when people pretended to be me they were pretty shitty and obvious.
I mean dont you think?
Not like one day I suddenly would say weird shit like
"Well me being the dumb bitch I am love nigger dicks"
Lol I mean every fake I've seen always says something super outlandish I would never obviously say

Well it's not

I don't think so but it's something i dont like to think much on because it sort of makes me feel lost

Ok so you're a prude. No worries. I'm not looking to date you, darling. Just wanted to know.

so, have you thought of sucking your own tits to drink your own milk?

>I mean I always thought when people pretended to be me they were pretty shitty and obvious.
>I mean dont you think?

you are vastly overestimating Yas Forums average IQ if you think we can tell you apart from fakes

Probably sounds generic but I truly believe you attract people when you are very at peace with yourself, you enjoy being yourself and you're not trying to look for anyone to "complete" you because you're already complete.

Desperation is smelly and girls can smell it a mile away lol

Been here since 04 and I can confirm there are a LOT of girls here.

shitpost/meme threads mostly. the occasional hentai tiddy thread, and the occasional pol thread for le funnie hot takes

Damn thats surprising. Ive lurked on and off for years but this is the first time i think ive actually posted. whats the stereotype for femanons, pussbeards?