What are the pros/cons of marriage for a man ?

what are the pros/cons of marriage for a man ?

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Too many cons to list. Very fdw pros.

>pros
your parents shut the fuck up for a minute
guaranteed sex for 1 night
>cons
literally everything else

I disagree. I love it. And raising our kid is the best feeling in the world. Only con is that I don’t get to go fuck randos but I like not pissing fire either.

You are no longer completely independent. You now need to take into consideration someone else's thoughts and feelings at all times pretty much.

Other than that the pros can be whatever you want them to be. I married my perfect match so I'm happy and I get to live just as I did when I was single but I have a wife. Feels good man.

>guaranteed sex for 1 night
Kek all bets are off after that

I'm married with a kid and I get sex every second night. Cooks for me every night, I have it made.

How long married?

what are the pros of signing a contract to love someone forever or they can sue you? forever!
love does not obey.
marriage is barbaric.

You're happy for a few months and then she's moving out and you're getting divorced. At least that's my experience.

Well gee, I guess that wouldn't be a good marriage then, would it?

If you don't get a prenup then you're a moron

You're assuming x when y happens half the time. Not a good assumption

... and the other half end in death.

If you marry well you don't need one. Until death.

Are you just being contrarian to troll, or are you stupid?
I stipulated that if a marriage be good, here's what happens. That would exclude the bad marriages. If you want to post something stipulating a bad marriage, then feel free to do so. You're making it sound like I'm saying all marriages are good. I'm not.

>You're making it sound like I'm saying all marriages are good. I'm not.
Very well. To be fair I've never seen a good marriage

If you have anything to lose and you're stupid about who you marry, then yeah.
But starting off with the supposition of failure does not bode well.

wow this summarizes it up

It’s just like dating except now you have to see your in-laws even more. Other than that it’s fine as long as you’re not a dumbass that rush marries the first thing to spread their legs for you. All these people marrying their first high school girlfriend or someone they’ve only known for like 3-12 months or someone they’ve never even lived with are just asking for misery.

I've been in one for 33 years. My parents were in one for 55. My wife's for about the same. My sister's for 36. ... It works more than you might have experienced.

Times have changed you literal boomer. Women of today are manhating pigs compared to your generation of ladies.

Just because you can’t get anyone to dig under your folds and flick your nub doesn’t mean the whole worlds like that, bud.

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Pros can't have kids.

Cons.....

>Times have changed
Clearly.
And though I see a lot of cynical NEETs here, in real life I see nothing but wonderful people (except for one sanctimoniously insufferable SJW cousin's kid whose ass I'd like to kick three ways from Sunday).

Ahh yes the old divert
>Am I out of touch? No it's the kids who are wrong

Your experiences are far different from mine. SJW is the norm for women around my generation (22) The exceptions get snatched up pretty quickly. Not a NEET as I have a job.

No, bud. I’m not saying that at all. I’m saying that it’s literally just you. You are the problem, and your attitude makes that very obvious.

Ahh yes the old sweeping generalizations.
>Am I the problem? No its every single woman on planet earth that's the problem. Not me and incel ass.

>damn she looks hot
>open picture
>cutter marks

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HOW CAN WOMAN NOT LIKE HIM HE SO CHARMING?

Haha. God I’m getting out of here before he finishes whatever retarded thing he’s writing as a comeback

Just keep denying it bud, just keep sticking your head in the sand as the male virginity rate climbs to 28%, marriage rates continue to fall like an anvil, and sexlessness increases. No problem at all! EVERYTHING'S FINE!

You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. You're just like the Japanese government in the 90s and 00s, ignoring the very serious problems and are now in utter panic mode as the country races towards demographic collapse.

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I’ve Ubered and I’ve picked up couples that seemed like they were operating on a hive mind. Wouldn’t mind having a marriage like that

You're made up statistics arent really helping your cause. By your numbers 72% of males are having sex, which tells me that the ones who arent, are part of the minority. So clearly they are doing it wrong. Like wtf, you're proving my point.

I dont think you have a clue chap

>thinks literally love contract
Lol fucks sake

Why don’t people edit pictures? 15 seconds to make it better.

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Niggers do it all the time then there baby moma gets gib from the government while there in jail

Certain areas too, but there is hope out there user

Nah you'll have kids they'll just be your bosses bastards

Alabamian*

personally verified

>Cons
Everything
>Pros
Nothing

>edit pictures

>fucks up the white balance and adds fake vignetting

Everything is a con

Pros:
>married to your best friend
>sex whenever you want it
>naked woman to snuggle/ prance around house on command
>(in my case) she was a virgin, so I get to know she'll only be mine forever
>clean house
>amazing food every night, desserts whenever I want
>always encouraged me to be the best I can

Cons
>can be really stressful
>her hair clogs the shower drain even WITH a tub shroom
>I cannot go 1 day without finding one of her pretty, long hairs deep in my asscrack
>in laws

Pros: First 6 months
Cons: everything else

It sticks about 45% of the time and dropping. People that are actually happy that long? Guessing 20%

Where did you marry a virgin?

Not in North America I know that much.

That's probably why your generation can't get laid. SO FUCKING GLAD IM NOT A MILLENNUAL!!!

Why the fuck would you marry a virgin. Retarded

>Marrying a girl that's fucked other men

Literally why?

pros:
double income if you dont marry an idiot
having a kid will change your life for the better

cons:
less sex
sacrifice alot in your life for your partner

don't know, but y'all make it sound bad.

Q. Why are brides always smiling?

A. Because they just gave their last blowjob.

Not long.

She's from the US, I'm European

I was lucky enough to marry a hot girl who was raised by insane parents. She was sheltered af and constantly berated for doing ANYTHING remotely sexual (never allowed to wear a bikini, forced to wear special swim shorts and shirts) so she stayed a virgin until I married her

She will get curious about what she missed out on after about 10 plus years and start straying. Never marry a virgin, in their 30s they want to make up for lost time.

STFU you literal fuck no hymen no diamond no point in marrying a whore