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What the fuck is this?
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
don't eat this water, it makes you more thirsty
Oddly satisfying...
We have Corey in the thread
Love water crackers tho
Why did this manlet get tattoos, making himself stand out and be more noticeable to bully? Kek.
Lost
My sides
Kek
Why do you keep posting this
Lol
Lol, saved!
Omega kek
wow you guys are so fucking smart.
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>reply or your mother dies in her sleep
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
some british bullshit
Good thing we made them fuck off
>Hanged Himself
>Hanged
Lost
My sides
Kek
Lol
Won. None of your normie memes are funny.
Bitch slapped?
>Fish slapped
Omega kek
I just don't know what it's supposed to mean
It's the correct term to use you actual simpleton. Stop pretending you're smart.
Same reason he wears a stringer vest despite skinny arms and love handles. He craves attention.
did she lose weight or something?
Really pathetic humor, son.
Did he catch his hat? That is the line between winner and beginner.
Aeon Flux rules!
This is unironically the most pathetic thread I've ever had the displeasure to scim through
Ha!
It moved
That's sad not funny poor kid
>scim
skim
but yes, agreed
Put me in the screenshot redditfag
nuke England
Lol AneriKKKunt thinks those signs means shit