>femanon here
>Interested in this guy
>He seems to not have any friends or anything, I've talked to him once or twice and he's nice
>Literally have never seen him with a friend
I need advice. How can I talk to him and be friends with him? I don't want to make it seem like I'm doing it out of pity or anything bc I'm not, he's cute and he seems really nice. If you were this guy what would you want a girl to say?
suck his dick
also,if i was this guy.i would want you to suck my dick
Just try to start a conversation with him found out if you have point in common. Just act normal if the guy is lonely and you dont look like complete trash it's gonna be easy.
or, if you intend on staying here and treating Yas Forums like your personal blog, tits or gtfo.
Id rate myself like an 8/10 on a good day, and a conversation sounds like a good idea maybe I have a chance. Thank u
Gl hf user. I'm pretty sure you gonna do just fine.
>Be me
>Yas Forums mod
>Can see the IP of the posters
>See OP is in the same country as I
>Look up her IP on internet
>Holy shit it's the girl I'm in love with
>Have been stalking her on Facebook
>"And you don't look like complete thrash"
B O I
H A H A H A H A
W A G E H O R S E C U C K
I don't have Facebook
this. literally just being friendly and maybe throwing in some compliments (us guys don't get nearly enough of that so even just saying something pretty simple is enough to make our day)
then make it obvious you're interested if you still are at that point, by actually saying that you are.
it's not that guys don't get the hints women drop. we totally do. (most of the time anyway) we just don't want any of the trouble that comes with guessing incorrectly that a woman is into us, and then dealing the social fallout.
tits or gtfo
Woah ok good advice. How can I make it obvious without being cringy tho
>Le meme giraffe thoughts
>Of course it's me she's in love with
>Adds
>"Hi"
just be a friend with him. he wold appreciate that
Hello giraffe
only a soyboy or a faggot would appreciate only being friends with a women
op needs to give up the pussy.just slide that wet crotch up and down his dick
press the number when responding to a post OP
Ok so I should be friends with him and see where that goes, give compliments, and make it obvious that I like him. anything else?
i mean, odds are pointing out that you're interested in an obvious enough way for it not to be misinterpreted is gonna be cringy no matter what, but speaking for myself anyway, the fact that a girl is obviously interested is way more than enough for that to be completely forgiven. Honestly, being awkward and embarrassed about it would only make it better in my opinion.
Woah im retarded ok thank you
6464
Get
I won't get that number probably but I hate you OP, just like everyone else on this board
GET PLS
S E E T H E
H A R D E R
G I R A F F E
get his intsta or phone number
Well I only had like 2 conversations with him, not deep or anything just about his computer and the instrument he plays. Haven't really made it clear I'm interested, just friendly
Oh good idea!
>anything else?
put your pussy in his face
oh plz come back tommorrow
The fuck are you saying cunt ?
I can if you want haha. You guys are nicer than most on here and I really appreciate it
>and you dont look like complete trash
D U N
G O O F E D
J O H N
D O E
>and you dont look like complete trash
no problem
Just give him your number and text him until he reveals his autism
hopefully she'll be on her knees tommorow sucking this guys cock.what kind of faggot wants to just be friends with a girl
op is probably to ugly to get a boyfriend
English aint my first language just forgot the "if"
that's a good plan haha
>and you dont look like complete trash
I can't
>>>/and you dont look like complete trash/
I don't want to just be friends though
>and you dont look like complete trash
Wow
>and you dont look like complete trash
>>>/9gag/
Wow that actually sucks. I get complimented all the time by my friends, I guess I never noticed that guys don't get as many. I'll definitely throw some his way
Leave him alone THOT. He's better off using your body than being your friend.
>Just act normal if the guy is lonely and you dont look like complete trash it's gonna be easy.
eh he could just be lonely and after a while it turns to suspicion when someones nice to him.
ask to get his discord or number and just passively invite him to stuff that youre going to do. he's probably already left you a trail of crumbs to follow - think of what he said, how he said it and the placement of the nouns and verbs
not toooooooo many tho. some guys are not into that. i am but other dudes idk
Literally just tell him you like him.
If you're not uggo he will probably find it a pleasant surprise
FOOD HERE???
Yeah I was thinking just be friendly and see where that goes
No
>eh he could just be lonely and after a while it turns to suspicion when someones nice to him.
What kind of suspicion do you mean ? "It's a setup" or "she want to fuck me ?" kind of suspicion.
do one then where it goes. btw im going to bed gn
Say Hi and make small talk.. guys really arent that complicated
or itll make him avoid you because he senses something is off
then you need to give up that pussy
at least show the guy some titty or something,i bet
1.your to ugly
2.he's gay and you dont realize it
Salmons don't get to say what they want to a bear
if someone came up to me and said that they could be 11/10 and fireworks come out of their ass when they orgasm i would still treat it as theyre being an asshole and avoid them
Nah it's not that I'm ugly or he's gay, I think he just doesn't have many friends And I don't wanna freak him out by being nice all of a sudden
>she want to fuck me
you'er right he can't be that much of a tard
Salmon, motherfucker
ez
Ask him a question. Doesn't matter what. Think about his answer, thank him, and go back to whatever you were doing. Do the same thing with a new question next time you see him. Repeat. His interest will fkn skyrocket.
Don't know why it works but it do
Trannies are not women. Go dilate faggot
Is this from personal experience can you verify this
don't talk to the ass/pussy dude a shy guy don't like that
I can understand that.
guys are the ones that are supposed to do the approaching
leave him alone you psychopath
I am literally a girl but ok lmao
Yup. I'm a dude, it worked like a charm on me. Best part is, I didn't even realize it was a strat until she told me 6months into dating
Bears are hungry too you know?
dont listen to this faggot
Ok nice I'm gonna do this
He’s looking pretty full
ye i get it ill get you some food
I mean, I'm a quiet guy myself, and if a cute girl came up and started flirting with me I'd definitely be suspicious at first. Thinking it's like a prank show or she did it on a dare or something. If she was just genuinely being interested, and didn't show any signs that she's out to hurt me, I'd get over it.
Best of luck!
ok man slut
dont do it,seriously.you may think im trolling,but if the guy is straight,then you at least need to develop some sort of friends with benefit relationship.because the guy is just gonna fantasize about fucking you anyway
Are you full, OP?
>and you dont look like complete trash
Fair enough. It would have to be a genuine compliment. Like something that you really do like about him.
>man slut
whatever soyboy,its clear that op is posting this on the wrong board.nothing but a bunch of soy drinking liberal faggots here
Thank you! This place is a shithole most of the time but it's nice to see nice ppl haha
>femanon
REALLY? NOBODY HAS SAID TITS OR GTFO?
Yas Forums i'm so disappointed
tits or gtfo
Good point
That's ridiculous. Have a conversation face-to-face once in a while lol
No nudes please
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I can get that. I'm a shy guys too. never been into a situation like this tho so not sure how I would react. But pretty sure it would seems unreal at first.
i can't argue with that
>haha
i actually have,with a female.unlike the neckbeard pimple faced alt righter's who are 99 percent of what Yas Forums posters are
Every dumpsterfire has a couple decent enchiladas at the bottom lol
A couple of people have said tits or gtfo
option c. if he ends up not getting the hind try to get him a lone and then ask if he wants to date - this helps remove suspicion and/or obliviousness, he may even after that not have a clue you want to date
Holy shit, Emily?
New cat?
Reddit is that way you immense fucking faggot
I like this idea
yeah,i dont care what these soy drinking morons think.if you want to see tits,go suck your mother's breastmilk,at least your body will have less estrogen and you might be considered a real man then
>implying that Yas Forums's community is any different
imagine samefagging this hard
alright femanon,all trolling aside
i wouldnt bother being friends with a guy if it isnt going to end in some friends with benefit type deal,ive been friends with females before(as as male user)and the only thing i regret is not fucking them when i had plenty of opportunitys to do so
Show us what you look like you fat cunt
Go away Giovanna
Sorry my name is Claire :/ I hope you get Emily though!!
I'm bored. I don't have friends. I don't have Facebook. What the hell am I supposed to do, user? :(
Thank you for the hojedtly. I honestly want a relationship, not just friends