ITT: Tell us something about yourself that typically no one would believe

ITT: Tell us something about yourself that typically no one would believe.

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i hate niggers

When I was 13 I was attacked by a coyote, wrestled it into a chokehold and killed it I am Legend style.

I did gymnastics as a kid

I'm user

I was in the state choir all throughout high school

When i still lived in the jungle, i ate a man's arm

I know that you're a Yas Forums admin.

I once was a few meters away from Bill Clinton, decades ago.
And i'm not even a burger.

Im not -smart- like people around me believe. I just recite random bullshit facts I learned from plebbit and wikipedia,