Imagine this... coronavirus has been found in your area. They are locking down your entire city.
Quick... roll for your Star Trek Quarantine Waifu. Roll wisely, you have to be locked up together for at least 21 days...
Imagine this... coronavirus has been found in your area. They are locking down your entire city.
Quick... roll for your Star Trek Quarantine Waifu. Roll wisely, you have to be locked up together for at least 21 days...
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That may work out; if you're stuck too long, you can eat the whales.
Roll..
Excellent Roll, straight out of the box!
Ok, risky
Please provide me with some hot alien tang.
risky business
roll long and prosper
give me a good one...
Probably gonna get Quark...
She's a little bad-ass. She can fight the mutant gangs that will be roaming your area.
Well... She's an alien, and if hot flashes count as "hot", you're all set
Well that's going to make for some interesting times. Maybe you can trade with
Pew pew
rolling for porthos
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Roll-a-roony-doony
On the plus side, he IS programmed with multiple techniques
Another good roll. Hopefully she will also bring her Batgirl costume (that's Yvonne Craig)
You will either call this a loss or a win, depending on where you stand on 2D
rollzz
rolando
07 omg
WITNESS ME
Yeah if she brings the Batgirl costume I'm down
Ooh, but I might have to timeshare, sweet Ezri
Pro-tip... if you want some awkward affection, just tell her your name is Whesley
Sorry, you'll have to settle for 80
I hope you like hard candy and Matlock
A fair choice, as long as she gets her meds
Someone already got her, so unless you plan on sharing, you'll have to roll again.
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roooooolllllllll
rolling
roooooolllling
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reroll
Talk to , maybe he will trade
OK choice, but she will need her meds too
I'm not really sure what to say. Maybe it has built in video games
Sorry, only one waifu per shelter. You'll have to choose.
Hmm, then I choose Ezri, I think...
rollin
Rolll
how dare you compare abrams or discovery to actual star trek you heathen
roller
Lucky for you, already taken, you get a free re-roll
A solid pick.
I'm sure he can show you his real neat science experiment.
If you can explain to her logically why you're rubbing mayonnaise on her, it should be good.
Evil spock. Maybe he'll consider it
Already taken, free re-roll
She has youth and vigor on her side.
Bitch please a guy got it from the company I work at and they haven't done jack. Still working as if nothing has happened.
re-rolling...
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rolls
You lucky fucker!
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Solid roll. Smart, skilled, will rock your socks off
Space trannie
Good think I won't count that as a roll
GGGGGGILF
Too bad you didn't count that as a roll, she's skilled in dealing with the breakdown of society.
rolll
gooo
nigger roll
You better have coffee on the shelves
OK, you finally got a good roll
Already taken, re-roll if you aren't planning on sharing
Ya, you could work with that
At least you'll have interesting meals
All the good ones are getting snapped up!
Already taken, re-roll
I hope you aren't "fragile"
Rolll
Oh I don't know, that's a pretty good roll. Right??!!??!!??
None of my favorites are taken yet, but it's still early.
d-d-d-drumroll
i really got the fucking furry one are you shitting me
Please be Kira or Dax
No Naomi Wildman? What website am I on
Rawl
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Oh fuck that. No space hippie. re-roll
Ya, that sucks
Space hippie. There's a bernie tattoo hidden there somewhere.
No, the closest I went with was 666 and 58, though for the sake of Yas Forums I did sneak in the 1488 to keep them from complaining.
I will allow the re-roll, because the only thing worse then being stuck in your home for 21 days is being stuck there with a hippie spending all 21 days blaming George W Bush for the situation Your re-roll is not bad
Oh yeah, I'll accept that roll over the space hippie. That would have been a murder-suicide situation
roll
one to roll
could be interesting
Already taken, forced re-roll
Roll
re-roll.
50 or bust
Could work. She has her own ship too
rolle
It might be worth it, just to be able to hang out with Shatner. I'm sure he's got stories to last the whole 21 days.
can't remember her, who is she?