It's not enough. It will never be enough.
It's not enough. It will never be enough
Dominic Myers
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James Reyes
Nice starter set
Julian Ward
kys bitch
Owen Collins
You're an idiot for buying into the Covid-19 fear mongering.
Good day.
Sebastian Ross
Carter Foster
I have more coming from Amazon
Aaron Myers
We put three kid's beds outside and made them beds from bulk packages of TP.
Lincoln Reyes
I have one roll but I'll be fine.
Jonathan Rodriguez
>paper towel wiping unprepared savage detected
Kayden Ross
Jaxon Perry
Isaiah Peterson
fucking boomers
Michael Carter
Corona is mostly respiratory. Why is everyone acting like it gives you never-ending explosive diarrhea?
Carson White
BECAUSE THE STORES ARE RUNNING OUT!!!!!!!
Chase Collins
it's the coronapocalypse user, nobody deserves to die with a dirty butt
Michael Brown
I have extra ammo in case someone comes after my toilet paper
Jaxon Young
Evan Garcia
That's wasteful à
Tyler Rodriguez
Fucking thirdworlders, I have a bidet
Daniel Jones
bro how much are you jacking it to need that much tp
Joseph Bennett
THERE IS A PANDEMIC! Pandemic = TOILET PAPER!
Connor Foster
Get on my level.
Xavier Miller
a wanking pandemic at your house man
Josiah Hill
Bentley Foster
You're not going to fool me. That's the nation's Strategic Toilet Paper Reserve under the mountains in Colorado.
Grayson Reed
Just kill yourself, man.
Jeremiah Jenkins
not enough...
once its in the air....
poison...in your lungs, on your hands
It's going to be everywhere. Not enough.
Skin is exposed. Pores exposed.
Jordan Fisher
Now that they started rationing it I try to use as little as possible. Getting shit on my hands tho
Benjamin Long
Bring it, virus.
Ryder Cook
THERE WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH TOILET PAPER! Even if this ends, (yeah, right) I must have all the toilet paper!
Joshua Brown
With enough toilet paper you can make yourself an igloo the size of a studio apartment, with walls that are 3 foot thick are as good as any vaccine could be. The room itself becomes your filter and makes you impervious to infection.
Michael Johnson
Real men use one square a dump.
Ethan Fisher
>He died doing what he loved...
Justin White
Do you think the people that do the marketing for those brands just decided to buy a store or two out to cause panic? I do. That's a great way to sell shit paper.
Caleb Flores
There's no logical reason behind this... especially when they're not buying food. Just TP, wipes, and bottled water.
So, yeah... maybe!
Adam Baker
I doubt it -- you buy a lot more today, but then don't need to buy any more for a long time. You don't shit a lot more, so you will not, in the long term, actually buy more toilet paper.
Jordan Baker
I am also prepared to protect my toilet paper.
Luis Barnes
Ahhhhhh. Yes. I suppose that's true. Either way I heard Corona virus causes fire Extinguishers to malfunction and smoke alarms to fail. You better stock up on working life safety devices! I happen to sell them so just send your info my way and I'll make sure you are up to code and legal in no time.
Gavin White
With the markets in a panic, what company COULDN'T use a little extra cash now?
Carter Gray
good luck keeping straight aim when you're coughing out your lung lol
Alexander Turner
My toilet paper hoard will protect me from any virus. I don't have to ever leave my house. I have lots of toilet paper.
Brandon Nelson
>There's no logical reason behind this...
Somebody somewhere decides to buy a lot of toilet paper while stocking up for possible viral quarantines is in the air. May not even be related to the virus.
Toilet paper takes up a whole lane in the store, and come sin among the bigger packages of stuff you can buy at a typical grocer. So somebody buying a lot of it leaves a big gaping hole on the shelf. Plus the guy going out to his car has a cart FULL of toilet paper.
This is all visual evidence of potnetial scarcity -- folks see it and think "Damn, looks like they may run out, I better buy a few extra packs! After all, it does not go bad, I'll use it eventually."
Now the aisle is empty.
People are now worried about not having any toilet paper, go to other stores and buy a lot, just to be on the safe side. Cycle repeats in other stores.
Gets picked up by traditional and/or social media. Half the people seeing it internalize "Damn, there's a run on TP, better stock up!" The other half laugh at how silly it all is, but when they go to the store there is not much TP left, wouldn't hurt to grab a few extra packs...
And so it goes.
Sebastian Roberts
This user is wise.
Luis Turner
Won't SOMEBODY think of the children?
Ryder Flores
be a shame if someone infected coughed into your AC or ventilation, getting you infected, dying and taking all your precious ass wipes
Hunter Hall
They'll have to get past the carbon/charcoal filters that protect the air coming into my toilet paper bunker.
Angel Hall
That feeling when you have more toilet paper than your neighbors
Cooper Watson
Here who controls the toilet paper controls the universe
Logan Howard
Dad has all the toilet paper
Brody Butler
Enough for what?
That seriously looks like the "before" picture of the infamous "House of Jizz" from a few years ago (oldfags will know what I mean)
Levi Evans
There's a pandemic happening, you Luddite. Toilet paper is the only answer.
Jaxon James
At least the toilet paper has a purpose.
David Powell
Based and dadpilled
Logan White
Ethan Lee
Poor country. Six month...give to this stupid nation six month
Elijah Green
Dad liked your comment
Henry Taylor
Which nation?
Angel Stewart
If you're stock piling Baked beans, this might not be enough
Benjamin Hall
Dad has Food. Food is enough.
Ryder Sanders
What the actual fuck is wrong with Americans?
Anthony Roberts
FUCK! and i bought extra water AND dehydrated potatoes
I just stockpiled 4 things that cancel each other out
>mfw i just realized how fucked i am
Josiah Martinez
I just scoot my ass on the carpet when I'm done and clean with my carpet vac as needed. TP belongs on trees, back to nature you.
Josiah Hernandez
Julian Foster
I see, you really want to give Taco Bell a second chance