Hey user,
Take a break from Masturbation and Racebaiting.
Pick 1 Superpower and other anons will pick the defect, but must also pick a superpower of their own.
Then try and respond to the first user who proposed a defect on how you would overcome said defect.
I wish I had the power to teleport
But only onto biologically male penises which are in your asshole
Ah fuck.
Ok...
Um I cope by using these penises to fight crime. Also you forgot to state your power.
the power to leave any conversation instantly and with tact
I am a biological gay male with a working penis
Breathe underwater
Kill niggers by just looking at them
"I beg your pardon, If you'll excuse me I'm about to have explosive diarrhoea."
but fish cant stop trying to have sex with you
But you can never truly make meaningful connections with anyone.
>Breathe underwater
but you are sexually attracted to fish now
You have to look at them
But said penis shrinks when attempting to enter other mens asses
these two cancel out and there is no side effect. i just happily fuck tuna for the rest of my days
i choose the latter, i only wished so i would be left alone and not seem rude
but the horniest of fish are massive whales
Is this your superpower?
Why do you like running good threads, didn't your mom hug you when you were a kid?
this thread was total shit before the good pics came
My power is to see the fifth corner in a square
Holy shit. So you transcend dimensions?
Ok then the flaw is that you are only capable of making love in 2D space
fuck off
Just like an owl, you won't be able to move your eyes.
My superpower is shape-shifting
indestructible monoamine neurons with eternally upregulated receptors and immunity to oxidative stress
You shapeshift but only cosmetically. You can LOOK like an eagle, but cant fly or gain their sight. You can LOOK like a fish, but cant bresthe underwater. You can look like a tiger but arent as strong.
All of the functional changes are moot
I wish I had the ability to masturbate to race-baiting.
But everytime you shapeshift you create another version of you in an alternate universe and every instance of you is fighting to get to this universe to destroy you.
I feel like you already have that ability.
Your flaw is that you must continue to masturbate to Racebaiting or the entire universe will collapse on itself.
Damnit user! Stop wasting time typing and fap for the universe.
The power to mutate into a horrific beast never before seen, with horrific regeneration powers and strength to match.
My entire brain structure is being uploaded to multiple computers every few minutes using advanced nano-tech, and I can get cloned by my A.I. servants using this data to recreate my mind 1:1 with medical 3D printing techniques inside a new body. Existing body (and all cloned bodies) also is cancer free and can regenerate well thanks to genetic engineering.
only once for 6 hours and than you die
But everytime you do you eventually pass out and wake up to a world that doesn't acknowledge what you did the day before.
Fuuuck, man what a way to go. Guess I can only use it once.
you have a femdom fetish so you use your strength to steal money to pay for dominatrix sessions