No YLYL thread? Lets change that
No YLYL thread? Lets change that
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
good thread
lost
>Being paid to have sex
>Not a whore
Lost
Oh shit that is really fucking funny, imagine going from having dreams and being in mental hospitals to having your asshole blown out and having to fuck niggers.
This gets me every time. Lololololol wat good funny
Good shit. Checkd as well
okay yah got me a little
checked but i hate this shit
see it every fucking day
lol that'll show her!
Not funny. Not even a little. We can do better than this.
>Not funny. Not even a little. We can do better than this.
What if one like anal and the other didn’t
You lose
This needs more fap time.
thats so cringey
Cancer
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Honestly not a soul:
You:
>Cancer
>facebook tier format
Cringe
10/10. this is true comedy genius. if you intend to be a successful comedy director in holywood one day you should take notes of how this mastermind did it
>It's still distracted driving, the same charge for texting and driving
Being this retarded
go back to facebook with this fag shit.
Lost at the OP image, time to kill myself.
back to plebbit, cuck
or... GENIUS?
retarded genius.
ha
irony
clever
last one
Degenerate whore
The fuck is going on here?
Fucking lost
wtf
what was new's?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Why does he look like the most average person from every race combined, and then lightened in post
That would hurt.
Waste of quads though.
god i wish that were me
Cars don't burn coal you faggot
that image is how i felt watching the new season of altered carbon.
Epic
Soooooooo young, soooooo tight
Lost and not angry about it.
Coal? This isn't the 1800's
Also cars and trucks usually burn gasoline or diesel not COAL
Well played