Secrets. Post your dirty dirty secrets user

Secrets. Post your dirty dirty secrets user

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My secret is that I am SPACE RICK!
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I pee and poop out the same orifice

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I want to double team my friends fiancee with him

I like sharing my girlfriends nudes online cause I'm a cuck

Post one

Never do it on here. Archives keep everything now.

Im 27 dating a 15 yo

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Details

Got a kik?

>those exhausted eyes
>all of that makeup
>apple

I've done this, they have an open relationship tho n Iwas already banging her on the side n she asked me to join

What kinda details you want lol

I've always wanted too pee I to a pooper, and then have them hold it in until they poop.

Sexual rapey ones

Nice, wish the situation was the same for me

Some time ago I sold some pics of an ex to her students, I used to fap reading everything they would do to her although situation got off hands

I enjoy watching shemales while jacking my penis until it ejaculates semen.

I didn’t vote for Bernie even though I told my family and friends I did

I haven't ejaculated in 45 days

I’m straight. As in thinking about male cocks, kissing guys, or fucking male asshole doesn’t turn me on. But I would totally let suck a shemales dick and let her fuck me

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I once stole my friend's sex tape and replaced it with some random sports championship highlight reel he had nearby. Went home with a few beers and watched it with the boys, no homo. My friend's girl found out the tape was gone when they went for the old in'out while watching themselves fucking on the tele only to find out someone stole their tape. She dumped him on the spot, poor bastard. Not too much later, he developed a mean heroin habit because he couldn't handle the pain. I couldn't tell him not to do it since I am on and off the stuff myself. It didn't take much time at all for him to become a junkie, lose most of his possessions, become sickly, OD and pass out face down in his own vomit. His funeral made me and the boys pretty sad, but we mapped out a retirement plan that kind of involved fucking over some powerful people being it was our whole "one last job" shite. It didn't work out so well, but I ended up being able to ditch the worst of the lot with some extra dough, a nice job, a hot underage girlfriend, and even had enough in reserve to help out my lovable, but potato-like friend. I guess the overall lesson in this is that being a voyeur, especially one that likes to document it, can kill you.

My sister was saying how if someone would have abused her she wouldn't want to be 16ft nearby that person, the fact that she didn't know she was less than 3ft away of one was hot as hell, got me diamonds and had to go to the bathroom to jerk off

I sucked and then used my flatmates butt plug. I'm a dude

Is your flatmate a dude? And are you interested in your flatmate?

What kind of nigger shit is this, I hope it's fake.

I've seen this post for 3 days. Pretty sure it's

Mos the Thai ladyboy does a lot of fucking guys' asses, as well as sucking and being fucked. Look her up.

I hired a babysitter for my daughter just so I could seduce her into having sex with me.

Its a plotline from Trainspotting

I live with my son, his father is dead and I have an unnatural attraction to him because of it. My son is in a long term relationship with a girl who lives in Ireland and comes here for university. Sometimes I stay up and watch him have phone sex with her through a crack in the door, I hide around the corner when he gets up to shower. Sometimes whiles he’s bathing I’ll lick up any cum that dropped on his bedsheets.

Did it worked ?

I’m not sure how hiring the baby sitter helped seduce your daughter.

I had my world rocked as an out of my league crossdresser fucked and filled me. I've fallen in sexual lust with her

Yep it did many times and she thinks I still love her lol.

Flatmate is a girl she's actually really cute but you should never fuck a flatmate.. But damn I want to

I violently jerk off to pictures of my underage friends face.

I piss in my girls ass all the time. It's thrilling.

Just get him drunk and fuck him. It’s really not that hard

Violently lmao

>you should never fuck a flatmate.
I disagree. But gotta be clear ahead of time. Been pretty good for me anyway. At least until my girlfriend found out.

Since I was 15 I've been in a secret sexual relationship with my mom. I've made her do sexual things for me that not even my current girlfriend would ever dare think about.

Lets see her

Then your current girlfriend is a useless cunt

Well, we’ve been very close to fucking, we’ve done things together. I’m just afraid that if we go all the way it will mess him up somehow.

Well if you’ve already done things then that ship has sailed. What things have you done? I’d say go for it if you’ve already done kinky stuff

Depend on how hot you are i guess.

I'm going through a cp court case ATM

That is without a doubt my biggest secret. I am so lucky that in the last 6 months there has been 0 news coverage. My solicitor thinks we can have it dismissed because of how small the charge is.

What happened and how’d you get caught

I guess so. Around last Christmas last year we were drinking a bit, laughing, enjoying each other’s company. At some point he asked me about his dad, which lead into asking me about out sex life (he never knew his father unfortunately). He was obviously turned on while listening, and it lead to me sitting in his lap while I talked. I was only wearing panties and he was in sweatpants, so the friction was very nice. I asked if he wanted me to make him feel good, he said yes, so I sucked him off. The next day was really awkward and neither of us mentioned it.

I’ve posted here for years, some anons seem to think I’m hot anyway.

Can we see ?

Nice. Sounds steamy. Sorry it turned out to be awkward. But I sounds like you two fucking is bound to happen at some point. Might as well go for it now, imo.

oh nice try anna you shit

>I’ve posted here for years, some anons seem to think I’m hot anyway.
I have a milf fetish, please show me

what was the largest object you put in her pussy? how did she react when you and your friend double teamed her? did she enjoy it?

How so?

Ok.

Probably so, I’m not sure how I feel about it though...

Heh.

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I'm jerking off to the fact that I caught my sister fingering herself, she did it with the door open then when I told her she should do it with the door next time she just said "oh" at that point she had already finished I literally heard her suck her finger clean and that's what got me to jerk off to her

I want to cheat on my girlfriend. I love her, I will marry her one day. But I'm in my prime right now and its being wasted by settling down when I picked her over someone else cuz I'm too empathetic

I've been edging for almost 3 hours now while doing tributes

>so I sucked him off
why didn't you fuck? did he at least offer to go down on you? did you swallow btw?

I'm a single guy and she's also single.. But it's an unwritten rule

oh yeah those are some nice tits, should have titty fucked him

post right tit with hand covering nipple so you can think of it as non nude

why havent u fucked her yet

From what i can see (since you have close on), if you where my mother i will fuck you and be happy about it. Good looking enough to be see as a win more than a trauma.

Should have suggested doing it together instead. Like, obviously she knows she shoul dhave closed the door, she did it on purpose