I'm Joe Biden, ask me anything

I'm Joe Biden, ask me anything

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Why do you touch little girls hair?

better than touching their crotch like an ornge obese

How was super thursday with your sister wife at the Senate

>somebody's jealous of sister wives

Is it true that victims of dementia are usually the last to know?

Donald Trump is functionally retarded so I don't see why Democrats shouldn't get their own drooler in

Yeah cause the real joe Biden is going to be on Yas Forums you absolute low iq monkey

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Hows your senate run going?

What do you plan to do about all these fucking Muslims?

appreciate a good LARP, lad.

I don't know how to take a picture on my phone, the screen just points forwards

Did you ever walk around a corner in the White House, bump into Obama, and shit your pants thinking it was Pop Corn?

poor bernie, I am european and I don't care but I really enjoyed shitposting with bernie memes on Yas Forums kek

At least the only kids Trump touches are his own.

I like people of all ages, I am the vice senator president former vice president and I want to touch beautiful people with my honor

is it true that you can hide your own easter eggs?

It went well, but I know now that we can not win the 3030 election, we can only reelect donald trump

Is m00t a faggot?

I'll have to ask my vice senator sister doctor

Yes

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Will you draw a clock to prove you don’t have dementia?

>Trump's family all in the grift
though none would ever even accidentally be called "doctor" because they dumb as fucking shit

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I knew it all along.

Oddly, the guy in that image looks a lot like me.

Would you like to come over my house and we can play with Matchbox Cars?

So did Barack ever tell you where he was born?

hi pewdiepie

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It's going good, I'm excited to see myself win in Iowa tomorrow against bjarne stroustrup

I'll make sure that our country can have more muslim prisoners I mean p p politicians

Niggeria

So how sweet was that Burisma deal for Hunter, eh?

based retarded boomer

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Why dont you do the dew?

youtube.com/watch?v=KCF9My1vBP4

How does it feel to be the next John Kerry?

I had once when my president was playing basketball in marthas vineyard, but I realized I was mistaken, because porn cop was a bad dude, but brock o'brady I mean my boss is a good dude

He was clean and articulate!

Why are we talking about easter, it's not even january yet

I don't have a clock, why do I need to draw a clock, man?

I'd rather shoot some hoops

My boss was born in kenya I mean canada kansas

how do the of ecomonic power freedom?

Where were you when the twin towers fell?

Be specific... he's gonna think you're talking about the Twin Pines Mall from Back to the Future.

If Donald Trump and Mike Pence both contracted the corona virus at CPAC and succumbed within 10 minutes of one another, would you support Nancy Pelosi as President?

It feels good, knowing I'll go down with john kerry as one of our country's great american presidents

When my boy hunter boy was a boy, he's still a boy but when he was a boy there was this game called ginger jenger where you can make a toy tower out of sticks, and hunter and beau would play jenjer and the tower fell, and I was nearby in the kitchen when it fell, and I helped them clean it up

yes, she has great tits and I brushed against them once,by accident

I i i i i don't think a woman should be president I mean I do think a woman should be president but I don't think a woman should

Get out of here nigger I mean negro, you're not me, man

have you visited a psychologist lately? just curious.

Good form

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Let's say both Hitler and Stalin were little girls, which one would you fondle inappropriately?

Joe-pedo?

Wow, someone really thought that through.

SLEEPY JOE IS GOING TO WIN!!!!

kek'd

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Fair enough I guess

DONALD TRUMP IS A RAPIST

DONALD TRUMP WAS FRIENDS WITH EPSTEIN FOR OVER 25+

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I hope you will

DONALD TRUMP'S WIFE ACCUSED HIM OF RAPE

DONALD TRUMP SAID HE MIGHT LIKE TO DATE HIS DAUGHTER

DONALD TRUMP TOLD A GROUP OF YOUNG GIRLS THAT HE WOULD BE DATING ONE OF THEM IN 10 YEARS

Lovely memories I’m sure

DONALD TRUMP SAID WOMEN LET HIM GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY

Hey, "Joe", it's Ivan, where do I post the memes?

When was this taken? Doesn't look like a shoop

**** YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE HANK HILL OF DOOM! **** post this in 3 threads or you will die tomorrow
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If youre rowing upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones. BIDEN 3030