To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll...

To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.

Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?

So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.

At least you've made it in Hollywood.

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JUSTICE FOR MIRANDA

Recap of last thread...
All agreed that phrase of
"You just know " never gets old.
Also a great deal of anons expressed support for the CSI Hollywood division of Mirandafags that are building a case against Dan

Why Dan

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This horrifing pic was from last thread
Did it ever reach bump limit

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Oh let it go you sad, sad fuck.
She's a hasbeen C grade actress.....who gives a crap?

What show was she in.
There was a disgusting pic of Dan kissing her in last thread

Idk, I googled this fat fuck and picked that random image. Looks like he was taking young girls butts

"Why didn't you save me, user?"

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whos this girl? she have nudes?

Whatever, i would suck a dick to be a Hollywood millionaire

Yes and sex vids but Dan will not release them
He uses them for blackmail

And their feet

Did she really have a breakdown?

Yes
But not as bad as Jamie or Amanda

I don't know who Dan is, I just want to see that cute vaguely asian girl's underwear

I bet you’d suck a dick for a ride to the welfare office

No nude leaks?
I'm sad.

Miranda was build to suck monster dicks. So jelly of Dan the Van.

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Now you've made me hungry for fried chicken.

Who cares about a coalburner.

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but why the hispanics?

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Didn't she had a cum overdose at a college party?

Janette is garbage

Janette have nudes?

Fucking the world to get shit roles at ABC is better lol

Submissive Miranda is the best Miranda.

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She has the bratty submissive thing whether she is trying for that or not

I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.

It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.

She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.

It was the worst night of my life.

Cosmic slut Miranda

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Her poor asshole

fuck you janette

Is it still ok to root for Dan

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fuck you casting couch whore

Or Lia. Dan should have never got her hooked on coke

That mouth is begging to be face fucked

It's so sexy and freaky to douche after a gang creampie. Cum is already Dripping and sliding out of you, then you put the nozzle in your sore pussy and watch the douche water pour out taking huge amounts of cum with it. Gobs of sticky cum deep up inside your pussy takes forever to flush out. It's disgusting but a good reminder of what a no-limits slut I am, I love it and it makes me cum.

Remember days like this you two

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BULLSHIT
MIRANDA IS PURE FAGGOTS

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that was before that slut stole lines meant for my character

Checked
Dubs tell the truth. Miranda is still Virgin and pure

>last day of filming
>stole lines meant for my character
choose one

ask why iCarly even ended. Was supposed to have at least another season, possibly two. Nickelodeon was making a fortune

Honestly curious about it. Why? What happened?

Who are you. How do you know what you know.

Basically two girls competing for character development and importance.
As time went on it became more about Miranda. Janette was almost replaceable by final season.
Pay scale reflected this.
Eventually Miranda was making twenty times what Janette was per episode

She loves the FUNNY POWDER

Nicalodean always did have the best cocaine

Poor Jen. No wonder she hates Miranda.

C, are you, you are?

You guys see this? It has Dan written all over it. youtu.be/Vl0OuXw_mTM

I wish Miranda had leaks like Mia.

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Based Feeet

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Riggers know everything. Y’all fucking weirdos aint too far off the mark....

Explain. What do you know?

Slurp slurp slurp. Ah Gahd.

Fuck off unless you know what coffee we had at craft. Other than that, creepy biz rippin people off as usual.

So, did Dan fucked all his starlets? And is Miranda a coked out nympho?

>Riggers
Fixer 2.0?

Go on. Tell stories.

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Grips and stunt riggers. Actually honestly makeup people are way more in the loop tho.

And what do you know?

How Miranda got the infamous $180k paycheck?

That's called "pasta."

>School of rock times she was forced on her knees in front of other "particiapts" and they force fed her jello shots which had alcohol in them, when she got drunk she was taken to a trailer where two producers basically couldn't contain their fucking professional monkey urges and lifter up her skirt and sodomized her, they fucked her in the pussy and asshole, and we had to literally drive her to a private clinic and make sure she doesn't bleed out.

>This happened, to that "angel" (Jade PettyJohn) lol
>I know, i fucking know, i really truly know how this post reads, but i honestly can't do anything other than post it and just shrug

>Prob the best shit fixer user posted.