Just spent $1.5k in toilet papper, canned goods and bottled water

Just spent $1.5k in toilet papper, canned goods and bottled water.
I have enough respirators for a few years. And a ton of fucking ammo.
How are you anons preparing?

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Preparing for what?

Imagine being such a dumbass you spend that much on fucking toilet paper

What type of respirator do you use?

>you spend that much on fucking toilet paper
He is an ass; he needs the TP.

>Implying we will survive
Lol

N95
It doesn't lose value and I can resell it right now if I want to why would I not? Plus I didn't spent all of it in toilet paper, most of it was for food, the rest was water and toilet paper.
I will, a lot won't.

Oh yea brah you're really gonna resale fucking toilet paper. I've heard business is booming in the private sale of TP. Do you even realize how retarded you sound right now?

Empty shelves proves me otherwise.

All that proves is there are a lot of stupid people out there, just like you. But hey, have fun with all that toilet paper you will never be able to go through. It'll make a nice story when your husband asks why you never need to buy any.

by not trying to crash the fucking economy

You're one of the ppl thats going to end up sucking cock for a can of peas

I have the good fortune to be a US military brat and USMC active '00 -'05. I'm immunized against strains of shit considered hypothetical by the CDC.

Bring it, Corona-chan, I'm not scurred.

Are you going to shoot the corona virus

>sucking cock for a can of peas
Is that how you got started in the dick sucking business?

suck it poorfag

fucking retard, it's the flu.

>it's the flu.
>I'm such a total dumbfuck, I actually listen to Trump and BELIEVE IT.

>It doesn't lose value
Except for land and some precious minerals, verything loses value. Especially your brain - it's going fast.

It is the flu though. What are you blabbering about? Are you also this paranoid about AIDs?

>It is the flu though.
>I have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about but I desperately want some attention and to feel smart for a change.

So how does if feel to know that airborne droplets containing the virus can still travel up to 5miles/8kilometers, land in your eye, and still infect you? Respirator ain't gonna do shit

Congrats user you're retarded. a respirator doesn't cover all of your mucus membranes and most of those canned goods will expire before you use them.

>Except for land
what about detroit smartass

Ok so you're just retarded then. That explains why you dropped $1500 on toilet paper.

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SO YOURE THE ONE HOARDING THE TOILET PAPER YOU DUMB FUCK! DONT YOU REALISE THAT NORMIES LIKE ME NOW HAVE TO USE A RAG OR OLD TSHIRT TO WIPE MY ASS NOW! FUCK I HATE YOU OP AND EVERY PIG FUCKER LIKE YOU!!!

>most of those canned goods will expire before you use them.

r u retarded

>I'm immunized against strains of shit considered hypothetical by the CDC.
wut

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Your point?

canned goods don't really expire

Can you send me a respirator? I'm too poor and I don't want my mom to die

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Sucker

Being in the military makes you immune to sickness, apparently

>dropped $1500
>On top of being desperately stupid and desperate for attention, I have completely forgotten who I am replying to.
>please, for the sake of god, I need help

Most flu immunizations are the "best guess" from the CDC for what the next season's influenza virus will be like.

>Your point?
Yup, thanks for proving it!
I love it when dumbshits out themselves in public.

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??? most canned goods have an expiry date within 4 years of manufacture. This is LARGELY due to the fact that "tin cans" are actually aluminum or plated steel.

>Be you
>Make retarded thread
>Get called out on spending 1500 on toilet paper
>Triggered as a result
It's okay OP, at least you tried. You can delete thsi thread now. You still have enough time.

>canned goods don't really expire
>I will happily eat old rotten shit and not even know the difference

Youre both retarded...

That much for a glorified cold? You're a fuckin joke. This isn't going to cause an apocalyptic survival scenario. Once more people get it and realize it's just a cold that only kills the weak they won't give two shits. The problem is the media over hyping it.

lol.
it's okay. you can give up now.
we all know you're a total dipshit now

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At this point I can't tell who's trolling who. Either way this thread is beyond retarded.

>a glorified cold
>I am not very smart, but I make up for it by being an internet tough guy

Yeah well I've never caught the flu and also never been vaccinated for the flu. In my head canon they use my blood to make a corona cure. But only after the girl I like at school falls in love with me. :3

This is fun keep going guys hehheahha

OP is a triggered pussy who's mad people are making fun of him for buying so much toilet paper. But worse come to worse he's gonna go out and fucking sell it. Because people are lining up to privately buy toilet paper. Dumbest shit I've heard in awhile.

But I'm OP you're arguing with another user and its fun how both are accusing each other of being me haheha retards niggers

>t-t-that's w-w-wasn't m-m-me b-b-bro
OP, you lost. It's over. Delete your thread. Enjoy all that toilet paper you will never use.

Lol you lost track and got confused hahaha nigger fag now you feeling retarded cause im right and u know it faggot nigger

It's too late buddy... that's what you get for not posting in the thread.

I hope you have guns cause if the virus causes an apocalypse people will be gunning for you, pun intended aye mate

If the cans aren't swollen, they're fine. Dates you see on the cans aren't necessarily expiration dates but "best before" dates which aren't the same thing.

Looters I assume.

Sendum all black to indiafrica

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Has nobody heard of bidets?

you retards said it was a hoax. what are you buying all of that for?

Oil War covered as a memevirus

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Properly canned food won't rot.

I’m organising barter deals with all the local hookers.

We need to institute a policy of designated shitting streets.

WHY DONT YOU JUST FUCKING USE THE SHOWER AND WASH YOUR FUCKING ASS? WHY IS EVERYONE SO FUCKING STUPID

My prep kit. I spent like $500

Big ass 50lb bag of rice
Big ass bag of flour
Bleach for emergency water purification
lots of flashlight batteries
50 1-gallon water jugs
Big ass propane container for cooking
Big ass bottles of vitamins, flu medicine, Tylenol and Advil
.357 and tons of ammo

It's not the flu that will kill you. It's going to be the hordes of hungry niggers and spics fleeing the cities when the food runs out that will kill you. Get a gun and get some plywood to seal up your first floor windows.

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